i was sooooo wrong.
did i listen? nooooooo.

idiot.

666

yes and that makes IT FUNNY.

go draw a number six in the air while making circles with your foot. shoo.

i had it before both of you AND i got it while jackie was thinking about it. SO THERE.

wicked. thanks shaz. if you have it bigger id totally take a copy, i can tweak this tho worst comes to worst.

*backs up against wall*

no - more - e

*cries*

why not be the thing that wiats in no lines, that suffers no fools, that takes no prisoners? why not be the thing that rapes and drains the planet of all its pleasure only to return the remains to the earth's begrudging breast? why NOT? because it makes you an asshole, that's why.

but hey, that's just the monster in me.

-john mason skipp

giving someone three strikes and them missing the ball each time.

i'm losing count.

i'm losing faith.

i'm losing trust belief assurance fortitude gratitude and self-respect because of STUPIDSHIT.

sick of it all.

what the FUCK is wrong with the world?

...why not? because it makes you an asshole then, ok? but, hey, that's just the monster in me.

john mason skipp anyone?

give only what you're willing to lose.

lessons in love: you lose. repeatedly.

i want you to stop thinking about yourself and what you want and just fucking listen already.

made: the only thing i got to keep me alive and breathing right now are my pixels
ruined: the only thing i got to keep me alive and breathing right now are my pixels
ruined: theres no misunderstanding. once again, you decided not to listen. fuck - this - shit.
ruined: i hate everything.

what does being worried have to do with anything?

wheres mom and dad?

made: idea clicking for final director project
made: graphikas coming together
made: prepping for a drunk weekend

WHOOHOOO! BEEER!

if you dont know neurofx do like jackie says and remove him, thats it. the details, you kids dont need to know. it was a minor glitch in the annals of msn.

that is all.

good day.

funniest shit EVER.

sorry jacko.

toltech was on jackie's msn too i suppose.

he's mine, that's my boy.

crushing the competition.

custom brushset. miow.

i had a dream a couple of weeks ago (after eating nachos with spicy salsa before bed) that i was at a house party at sharon's old appratment, and everything was dark except for this light coming out of her bedroom in the back.

when i walked inall i saw was scottypee spooky and iamdeath playing lan games yelling counterstrike maneuvers at each other.

...

i'm serious. im actually not making fun of anyone for once.

she was right.

i didn't listen.

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, i'm out. i quit.

your shit makes me ill.

...

yummy in tummy

made: wicked little chinese shop in alexis nihon with supercheap hand-pained wall-hangings and fans and kabuki masks and laquered screens and low-lying hand-carved furniture.

made: bought a huuuuuuuuge gold fan for my wall with a dragon (!!) on it and four wall hangings with different (confuscious-like) sayings painted on each.

made: going back to get a fifth hanging today.

made: tearing all the plur off my walls so i can paint.

ruined: all the old pictures. bunch of dead memories. dead times. and needing a box to bury them in.

ruined: american wedding. STUPID. where the hell was oz in this movie?

sausage fucking mcmuffin

is that the leg of a bird stuck in the window?

ewwwwww

ladies, you know putting yourself down is really not going to hook you up with my man over here.

lets bump that self-esteem up a notch shall we.

...

added commentary: jeff's preferred mate must have square ass.

shpants

destruction or disarray?

would someone please take notice of him?

he's starting to make me nuts, he gets like this every so often when he has to resort to his left hand...

he's fairly normal, kinda tall, likes drawing blood while giving oral pleasure. maybe you know him his names JEFF.

first bid for bachelor number one... two cents and a taco.

why does every convo on ravewave with jess in it somehow return to her clam?

my stash was in my bra.

left nip was extra hard they just didnt notice.

nadine if hed done that to me i'd have smacked him and yelled fire. what do they do when you've got extra large tits that flop over your underwise? wtf.

made: NO - WORK - TOMORROW
made: more carrot cake
made: GODDESS OF LINEAR. stupid tendrils that took me three years to find the right program to make. I OWWWWN YOU. [ elixireleven.com ] is on its way. biotch.

ruined: ass-busting commencing... now. at 10.30 when all this garbage is due tomorrow.
ruined: not going to sleep tonight.

"can you please shake out your bra?"

ya. "searches".

not to go to workwork

needs agood pokin

ooowwwww my tummy my tummy my tummy my tummy my back my kidneys owwwwwwwwww

*cough* tyler durden
*cough* flaming

i am jack's spellchecker.

omfg i want one. one giant hairball.

imagine the shed.

i could gurgle, i *am* gurgling.

you also had a cactus that got with your jacket.

trish n jess are hot. too much tit for jeff to handle.