if i could do cegep over again id pack into dawson without hesitation.

stupid john abbott killed my brain.

and i agree with amalgam, i like my school too. (i dunno if i missed an inside joke there, but i love what im doing right now)

youd be paying me in love and portfolio work.

we shell the graphics. keep the code. same structure, different aesthetic, same vibe.

....and wasnt your computer broke?

irini told me i was pretentious.

so i must be.

....

flyer? free website? anyone?

how about you let me redo psikon alex? :D

please?

its been my experience you dont pretent pretentiousness you just are.

my experience every morning when i wake up and look in the mirror.


...


hey... anyone need a website?

how much shit id get in if i started spamming this board with :

"LET ME MAKE YOUR WEBSITE PLEEEEASEEEEEE"

ok kids, elixireleven is back at it.

need a website, a flyer, a digital self-portrait, a fricken anything, gimme a shout.

desperate times call for desperate measures, gimme the right project and i wont even charge you for it... depends what you need. but mostly this time around its because i need to build some really ((great)) shit.

to build ((great)) shit, you need ((great)) minds and ((great)) guinea pigs.

be my guinea pig.

why so generous? very simple: i'm building my portfolio for concordia's desgin art program and i need the experience.

dont believe im capable? my url's at the bottom of the page.

(go right >>>) if you dont get the navigation right off the bat.

much love.

shit-to-do-places-to-be
and all i wanna do is slack

...

and im laughing at everyone who started school this week. know-my-pain. suckers.

stupid 411 operator.

one good song.

hmmmm.... what does the west island say?

i'll be d/t anyway it couldnt hurt

red walls.

i go through all this
before you wake up
so i can feel happier
to be safe again
with you

...

makes me cry every-fucking-time.
song of the summer.
fuck.
i need kleenex.

bjork - hyperballad

made: fantabulous weekend
made: camping
made: bob and herman and the snail family (escargot!)
made: drunken rock climbing with sarah
made: da girls
made: red fucking river, the place is gorgeous
made: i feel so fucking canadian.

ruined: lost camera. boo to disposables and the rock moutain then falling down the hill and losing the camera. and boo to whoever picked it up today.

nut-licking raver-fag who likes to fistfuck Geemo!

damn right.

sorry shaz.

you remind me of sharon when she was your age.

ladies and gentlemen, the proper formation of the following sentence:

INCORRECT: "i think youre not cool"

CORRECT: "i do not think you are cool"
CORRECT: i believe you are UNcool"

A LITTLE KNOWN FACT: the term "cool" was left back in the early nineties with CHECKERBOARD SPANDEX SHORTS ATTATCHED TO A FLOPPY SKIRT.

...

ya nadine stinks.
been hanging around lindsay too long.

worth every penny.
that little lady is fucking phenomenol. what a set of lungs, holyshit.

you know that feeling - its described as "your chest swells up" or "youre brimming" or youre "about to burst" that describes it. ive never cried at a show before, but she got me good at the first round of fireworks. fucking incredible.

bonnie prince whoever was lame.

but the yayas had my attention. or rather, trying to tell what color the lead singers panties were had my attention.

made: bjork last night
made: the walk (stumble) to the bus.
made: deezyn contractus. muneh in mah pocket.
made: shares in a fledgling company.

ruined: cracked. no sleep. big fight. lotta crying. still feeling guilty.

i know i bought that cd six years ago.
i know that cd is somewhere in one of the piles of cds in this room.
where the fuck is it?

fucking hell. i just wanna hear one song.

dont let it go away
this feeling has got to stay
dont let it go away

new
youre sooo new
you
youre new
(do do do do do)

made: VACAAAAATION!!!11111
made: going to bjork
made: going out with les filles
made: going to drinky drinky

made: insta-contortionism

bwaaahahahaha i have newfound respect for anubis.

wickett.

i have tired alex.

with the patch.

failed miserably.

no will power.

but the patch is fun when you smoke on it and get a nicotine overdose. it makes you drool.

ahhh shit jules, thanks for reminding me ;)

nah ima get mah ticket from megohm.

WATER WAR V.6.0 YOU-ARE-SOAKED. i expect itll be a ten to one like last time? and the time before? and the time before that? hehe

ass?

yabut. my dogs arent actually dogs.

theyre gay furry little footrests in disguise.

server downtime.

and all the squeegees at berri.

nonjenaipasunecigarettelaissemoicaulisse.

sleeping on the sofa.

well not really sleeping on the sofa.

cuz if youre accustomed to your own bed you cant really sleep comfortably anywhere else.

like the stupid sofa.

20,000 pounds of pressure in every bite plus a doby.

you know what?

i like my shihtzus. they dont scare me.

peanut buster.
any nut buster.

or those nestle sundaes that theyre advertising on tv - mocha almond fudge. holyfuck.

Stand up
You've got to manage
I won't sympathize
Anymore.

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me

You're alright
There's nothing wrong
Self-sufficience please!
And get to work.

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
Army of me

You're on your own now
We won't save you
Your rescue-squad
Is to exhausted

And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
And if you complain once more
You'll meet an army of me
Army of me

ruined: sleeeeeeepy
made: new contract
made: i think its a porn site
made: vacation
ruined: boring vacation
made: goiiiiiiin downtown fo show shopping round 8

qualifications? competencies? strengths? what programs are you using? project deadlines? work from home environment?

health plan? heh.

in other words i could be applying to have my soul sold to the devil.

perfect candidature.

*ears perk up*

whatwhat?

i'd apply. id like some details tho.

BUT JESUSCHRIST WHY DID THEY HAVE TO MOVE SURF66 ACCROSS THE STREET??!

damnit.