there are better things you can put up your nose...

like...

uh...

fingers?

maybe you should take up yoga gordo.

four things in life we must fulfill: flags. flax. fodder and frigg.

(the roof over your head. the clothes on your back. the food in your belly. and a good scew once in a while)

shit... half that message didnt post...

it had a love you sharon right afterwards and my ten steps to coping.

damnit.

you cant do winner for the brand thing.
winners is great for striped shirts with collars.

all the more reason i think this thread is fucking hilarious.

jeff i think you should throw another party.

hey i know rob too.

heh.

i'm his ex.

vicked.

fucking expensive show though. live pa and all but i swear to kali if they lipsync im going piss on spooner.

you're fucking old.







*passes jackie a torch*

happy belated biznitch.

the one time i heard sharon "bitch and moan" it wasnt a "bitch and moan" it was a fucking monologue.

i felt like i was in the fucking theater without a cyanide pill.

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k, ill see whats happening. right now im waiting on sarah and i have to hunt down lindsay to sway her.

to which?

who can i persuade to drag to fisherspooner and who can i persude to drag to scream...

mario kart has been sold.

mortal combat up for grabs. i seriously cant use this game anymor folks - very competitive pricing going on right now.

this has to be a joke?

made: back in gear
made: uber productive sunday
made: beer
made: blood moon esbat on friday

a dark, hard, loud drum and bass party where i dont know anyone, and dont have to talk to anyone or make eye contact - and just dance

you can all email me for prices

mario kart racing and mortal kombat

to go.

i dont need em anymore.

"no you will not find phat pants on paperdoll. but for all the ladies who like nice streamlined tops and dresses and such. check em out. i love them and their service is fast and they are the sweetest lil people ever. and canadian."

yyyya.

reread what i just said.
overpriced. slow. and they dont update their site frequently.











i feel like jacob two two.

(its not his issue but he keeps talking about it)

i like matt too. but mostly because hes sketchy. and he has these random spurts of blablablablablablabla that go for like fifteen minutes, then stop totally.

how did you get 80?? i only got 61 :(

im down for whenever. just gimme a heads up a couple days in advance

made: ripping off toys r us monday night
made: ripping off toys r us again tuesday
made: crone seminar tonight
made: ever waning, come closer my pretties

that time at grishs wasnt so bad.

the rec is guuuuhreat. they used to drag us their once a year in high school for carnival with loyola. wouldnt mind rollerblading either

mudshark is CRAP.
and they're ASSHOLES.
and they dont update their site.
and they over-charge.

i support paperdoll.

no you will not find phat pants on paperdoll. but for all the ladies who like nice streamlined tops and dresses and such. check em out. i love them and their service is fast and they are the sweetest lil people ever. and canadian.

i need to go shopping.

preferred methods of execution:

wrist banging.

or just ask jeff to give you his instructions on how to make a piercing infection salve. if you're lucky you'll make napalm on your stove top.

beer?

sat

mr scruff isnt playing at the same venue.

and this is damned expensive. even for a live set.

"if you guys r going on a road trip i wanna go [even if you don't know me and/or don't like me!]"

that sounds familiar :/

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

*explodes all over lindsay*

made: DROPPED CONTRACT.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

*does a jig*

i hate smoking outside while getting frostbitten fingers.

what's a rave?

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some guy on st catherines street saw my shpants and asked me for a hug. then i made fun of him for being an etard dressed like a soho punk.

and then i gave him a hug.

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im not much for labels. i dont fit well in a box.

the lunch special at chee chan mmmm mmmm sesame chicken and crispy spinach

lakester: god no.

made: stress fuhreee day

made: les boys
ruined: knowing im contributing to a scam and getting paid heartily for it

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