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» El_Presidente replied on Thu Jan 3, 2002 @ 3:24am. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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hehe, I start on the 21st, SUCKA!!!! (and thats the ONLY good thing about cegep, please kill me someone)
» El_Presidente replied on Thu Jan 3, 2002 @ 3:17am. Posted in Drugs are bad, humkay?.
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Used to be a big pothead... then realised how much alcohol is better...
I dont smoke anymore, will you smoke me?
» El_Presidente replied on Thu Jan 3, 2002 @ 3:14am. Posted in Natural Drugs Produced by Our Body.
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melatonin
» El_Presidente replied on Thu Jan 3, 2002 @ 3:13am. Posted in Raving may kill you.
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probably some jaded raver from LA
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Jan 2, 2002 @ 12:27pm. Posted in Intense V.
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I took the resolution of not wasting time or money in raves for new years.. nothing beats a house party with tons of alcohol
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Jan 1, 2002 @ 8:58pm. Posted in Elevation review.
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no, I love you more :)
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Jan 1, 2002 @ 3:51pm. Posted in Elevation review.
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well, at least the sound sounded pretty good in the jungle room compared to the other rooms so I guess its better that way
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Jan 1, 2002 @ 1:57pm. Posted in Elevation review.
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Nice Venue
Nice Party
Nice People

Bad sound
Bad security
Bad djs (some)

The shuttle was 5$ to go and 5$ to come back, fraud, they never announced this anywhere, really pissed me off to know that I cannot leave the party cuz I dont have 5$ on me...
» El_Presidente replied on Mon Dec 31, 2001 @ 12:13am. Posted in Online Games.
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very entertaining
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 30, 2001 @ 7:07pm. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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hehe, well next time the teams will be different cuz we will be more i guess? and everyone bring shuvels please.. forts should only be allowed to be made out of snow, not wood....
» El_Presidente replied on Sat Dec 29, 2001 @ 7:21pm. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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no you wont
» El_Presidente replied on Sat Dec 29, 2001 @ 2:21am. Posted in Raving may kill you.
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[ www.geocities.com ]

make sure to read the happy hardcore article, this is fucking hilarious.. make sure NOT to show this to your parents :P
» El_Presidente replied on Sat Dec 29, 2001 @ 1:39am. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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unfortunately snow is cold :(( we should just make a big party instead at someone's place... next time my parents are gone i'll definately do that.. maybe have some beer chugging contests
» El_Presidente replied on Fri Dec 28, 2001 @ 6:06pm. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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Kafwin im sorry :(((((((

I didnt mean to be evil with you.. it was just so funny talk about ****-** ****** with you when we were high. and amber, you werent wearing a bra, that was part of the diversion
» El_Presidente replied on Fri Dec 28, 2001 @ 6:02pm. Posted in More barechested boys!!!.
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in europe (ie. love parade), girls do it... IM THERE!
» El_Presidente replied on Fri Dec 28, 2001 @ 1:57pm. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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hehe, nonono.. you guys cheated, hehe
» El_Presidente replied on Fri Dec 28, 2001 @ 12:54am. Posted in Ravewave Gt review.
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Success!

the fight lasted approximately 10 minutes....
due to big time cheating from the pik-nik table crew I have to call the fight a draw...

Can you believe ambear flashed me and kafwin wouldnt stop talking about ****-** ****** all night?

lots and lots of fun, it is nice to have put on a face on most of your nicknames :)
» El_Presidente replied on Thu Dec 27, 2001 @ 5:36pm. Posted in Ravewave Gt on the 27th of december 2001.
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7pm at vendome or if you cant make it be at westmount park in the field
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 26, 2001 @ 7:43pm. Posted in Drugs are bad, humkay?.
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Alcohol is better, humkay?
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 26, 2001 @ 7:07pm. Posted in Expired Milk review.
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That party fawking rocked.

Great Line-up
Great Venue
Great People


And this was another whored thread, id like to thank god, my parents and my agent for all of this
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 26, 2001 @ 7:06pm. Posted in Ravewave Gt on the 27th of december 2001.
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hehe, i have whored yet another thread, yay to me :)
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 26, 2001 @ 7:05pm. Posted in Drugs are bad, humkay?.
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hehe, i have whored the first thread.. i rock.

[ www.dancesafe.org ]
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 19, 2001 @ 3:36pm. Posted in You know you are a raver when.
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hehe, de rien ma folle
» El_Presidente replied on Mon Dec 17, 2001 @ 11:42pm. Posted in Fun Stuff.
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hehe that possibility was killed years ago.. way too dangerous
» El_Presidente replied on Mon Dec 17, 2001 @ 4:24pm. Posted in hmmm.....
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indeed
» El_Presidente replied on Mon Dec 17, 2001 @ 4:23pm. Posted in You know you are a raver when.
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cuz this was made by jaded ravers and jaded ravers forget about being real ravers
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 16, 2001 @ 6:19pm. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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my cat's breath smells like cat food
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 16, 2001 @ 6:04pm. Posted in very original party.
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hehe, way to whore a thread you bum!
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 16, 2001 @ 6:00pm. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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hehe you need animal blow up dolls cuz no animal wants to get fucked in the ass by you?
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 16, 2001 @ 5:59pm. Posted in Signal - Card game.
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yah but it was just an attempt to look interesting
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 16, 2001 @ 11:36am. Posted in Signal - Card game.
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what do you want me to reply to this? ehaheha
» El_Presidente replied on Thu Dec 13, 2001 @ 6:33pm. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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yah it would be fucking great... some old skool happy hardcore... with the 4am track. MMmMMM
» El_Presidente replied on Wed Dec 12, 2001 @ 2:03am. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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nice :)
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Dec 11, 2001 @ 7:36pm. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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Noah, what is this party about? can i spin eurodance there? :P
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Dec 11, 2001 @ 2:29pm. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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i would organise it if it was a free party, but i wouldnt risk money in it...
» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 9, 2001 @ 5:04pm. Posted in What about an old school DANCE party ?.
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that would be fucking great! lately i have been spinning and composing a lot of eurodance... i will upload my first eurodance track out of drunken midget studios shortly :)
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Dec 4, 2001 @ 4:36pm. Posted in Actual Label Instructions.
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i looked like such a moron laughing like i did at the computer lab today, hehe :P
» El_Presidente replied on Tue Dec 4, 2001 @ 11:21am. Posted in Actual Label Instructions.
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In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer products:


1. On a blanket from Taiwan -
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink -
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO
ROOM TEMPERATURE
BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids -
LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED
PORTION LIKE
A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR
APPROXIMATELY 5
MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles -
OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos -
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap -
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
(And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) -
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
(Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife -
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
(Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor -
NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.
(Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -
WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
(Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts
INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
(I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw -
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
(What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT
DOES NOT
ENABLE YOU TO FLY.
(That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners:
SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
(Duh!)
» El_Presidente replied on Sat Dec 1, 2001 @ 12:45am. Posted in hmmm.....
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I just made an eurodance track today just for fun... unfortunately i cant record it on mp3 at the moment.. but it will be available soon
» El_Presidente replied on Sat Dec 1, 2001 @ 12:44am. Posted in very original party.
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you cant imagine how much im craving a happy hardcore party right now
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