family guy show????6?


is it like the simpsons show that they did?

It's called: Les étrangers sont nuls by Pierre Desproges.

Les Canadiens : Il y a deux sortes de canadiens : les anglophones, qui parlent dans les angles, et les francophones, qui parlent normalement.
Anglophones et francophones se vouent une haine tenace qui les incitent à s'entre-déchirer sans répis alors que la tempête fait rage et que les paquets de neige blafarde étouffent les cris moribonds du trappeur égaré dans l'immenseité insondable du Grand Nord d'où s'élève lugubre et âpre le meuglement désolé du canadadry, appelé aussi castor-tampax à cause de sa tête rouge et de sa petite queue blanche.
Comment reconnaître un anglophone d'un francophone, quand on est sourd ?
Portons un canadien à ébullition. S'il devient rouge, c'est un francophone. S'il ne devient pas rouge, c'est qu'il était rouge avant. C'est donc un anglophone.
D'accord, direz-vous, mais comment reconnaître un anglophone d'un francophone, quand on est sourd et daltonien ?
Je vous répondrai que si vous êtes sourd et daltonien, nous n'avons rien à nous dire. Pour avoir stagné une heure à un feu rouge derrière un sourd daltonien, je n'adresse plus jamais la parole à ces gens-là.
Pourquoi les canadiens habitent-ils le Canada, alors qu'il fait un temps magnifique à Miami ?
Tout simplement parce que les canadiens sont à la médiocrité ce que les têtes de cons sont à l'Île de Pâques : des monuments.
[...] on sent d'emblée que l'homme est veule,mou, lâche, stupide et mesquin, voire socialiste.

Les chinois
Les chinois sont extrêmement nombreux. On peut evaluer leur nombre à beaucoup.
Penchons-nous sur un chinois moyen. C'est facile. Le chinois moyen est tout petit. Qu'observons-nous ? Le chinois moyen est exactement comme un japonais. On ne peut absolument pas distinguer un japonais d'un chinois. C'est vraiment pareil.
Les deux sortes de chinois sont : les chinois communistes, qui mangent les enfants, et les chinois nationalistes, qui mangent des conserves Saupiquet, si ça se trouve.
Comment reconnaître un chinois nationaliste d'un chinois communiste ?
C'est impossible. On dirait des japonais

sickest party to hit mtl in a long time

how is that a strange memory?

here is an excerp from a book i just bought:

Les Grecs sont appelés ainsi parce qu'ils sont tous pédés. Ne dit-on point: « Va te faire enculer chez les grecs » ? Alors qu'on dit beaucoup plus rarement : « Va te faire enculer chez les Bellifontains » (« Bellifontain » signifie « Fontaineblois » en grec. Je le précise à l'intention des éventuels lecteurs incultes ou ouvriers).
Les Grecs s'appellent aussi « Hélène »: c'est dire à quel point ils sont pédés. Quelquefois, ils enculent même leurs chevaux et roulent des pelles aux poneyses.Cette pratique fort répandue n'est autre que l'hipposexualité, du grec hippo, le cheval, et sexualité, crac crac.Quand un Crec ne prête qu'une attention polie, voire vétérinaire, au cul d'un cheval, on dit qu'il est hippophobe, du grec hippo, le cheval, et phobe, le phobe.
Il y a deux sortes de Grecs: les Grecs modernes, comme Theodorakis ou Moustaki, et les Grecs anciens, comme Démosthène ou Mélina Mercouri. Notons au passage que le père et la mère de Mélina Mercouri sont grecs, ce qui prouve que les Grecs ne sont pas tous pédés.

how are u gonna put in the cd drive tho?

Alternative names

Drainage from the ear; Otorrhea
Definition

An ear discharge is drainage of blood, ear wax, pus, or fluid from the ear.
Considerations

Ear wax accounts for most ear discharges. However, discharges may also be caused by repeatedly listening to happy hardcore. Ear wax serves as a protective lining for the ear canal. It is almost never a problem unless attempts are made to "clean" the ear canals using high pitched frequencies produced by chipmunk vocals; if cleaning is done improperly, the ear canal can become blocked. Taking warm showers or washing the outside of the ears with a warm, moist washcloth usually helps prevent the build-up of wax.

A ruptured eardrum in a child who has been complaining of ear pain is often demonstrated by a white, slightly bloody or yellow discharge from the ear. Dry crusted material on the child's pillow is often a sign of a ruptured eardrum.

Don't get alarmed over a ruptured eardrum. Eardrum rupturing is the first sign of the healing process. Antibiotics, as prescribed by the doctor, can help prevent further infection during the healing process. Children will usually heal completely within a few weeks.

Common Causes

Swimmer's ear -- usually accompanied by itching, scaling, a red or moist ear canal and pain increased by moving the ear lobe
Inflammation or infection:
otitis externa
otitis externa - chronic
otitis externa - malignant
otitis media
otitis media - chronic
mastoiditis
Injury from a blow to the head, foreign object, very loud noises, or sudden pressure changes (such as in airplanes), resulting in a ruptured or perforated eardrum
Eczema and other skin irritations in the ear canal can cause some bleeding
Home Care

To be safe, never put anything in the ear smaller than the tip of your little finger.

EAR INFECTIONS

Treat inflammation or infection as advised by your health care provider. Often, local treatment with ear drops is recommended.

EAR WAX

A gentle, warm water flush using a syringe (available at the drug store) can be helpful to remove packed-down ear wax. Do not attempt to remove impacted ear wax in very young children. If black and impacted ear wax can be easily seen and retrieved in older children, do so carefully. NEVER use sharp objects to attempt to remove wax.

INJURY

Seek medical help for injury from a foreign object, noises or pressure changes, head injury, or a suspected clotting or bleeding problem.

SWIMMER'S EAR

For swimmer's ear (unless the eardrum is perforated):

tilt the head sideways, with the water-filled ear up.
pull the ear upward and backward.
carefully squeeze into the ear a medicine-dropper full of rubbing alcohol, or a mix of half rubbing alcohol and half white vinegar. This mixture will dry out the ear, and kill any bacteria or fungus.
wiggle the ear to move the solution all the way down.
then, retilt the head so that the affected ear is now down, and let the fluids drain out.
Putting a little mineral oil or baby oil in each ear before swimming may help prevent the problem.

Call your health care provider if

The discharge is white, yellow, or bloody.
The discharge is the result of an injury.
The discharge has lasted more than 5 days.
There is severe pain.
The discharge is associated with other symptoms, such as fever or headache.
There is loss of hearing.
What to expect at your health care provider's office

The health care provider will perform a physical examination and ask
medical history questions, such as:
Time pattern
When did it begin?
How long has the ear been draining?
Does it drain all the time or off-and-on?
Quality
Is the drainage clear?
Is the drainage bloody?
Does the drainage look like pus?
Other
What other symptoms are also present?
Is there a fever?
Is there an earache?
Is there a headache?
The physical examination will include a detailed examination of the ears. Diagnostic tests that may be performed include a culture (and cytology or cell studies) testing of drainage.

TREATMENT

Corticosteroid and antibiotic preparations that are placed in the ear canal may be prescribed. Oral antibiotics will usually be given if a ruptured eardrum is causing the discharge.

If a diagnosis was made by your health care provider related to ear drainage, you may want to note that diagnosis in your personal medical record.

i dont, i actually have to get off my seat to scan stuff

thread

no says:
no~!
yes says:
yes
no says:
no!
yes says:
yes
no says:
no!
yes says:
face it
yes says:
its yes
yes says:
no?
yes says:
no!
yes says:
yes?
yes says:
no
no says:
no? no!
no says:
excellent

oh. i wish i had a scanner down here

put it pas him? i dont get it?

i'm sure he makes pig noises when you squeeze him

i feel like finding nat's friend that i have a picture of on my wall and cuddle with him

azzizuz: non seulement tu est trash avec les filles en général mais maintenant tu ten prends a une excellente amie a moi et jle prends vraiment pas

your ass is grass

Post your strange memories that you still cant get over with because of their hilarity:


-Playing Happy Hardcore at lanjeu and then some asian guy runs out of the arcade, yelling with his ears covered with his hands

yeah i have that record too, some day i'll drop it when everybody least expects it and everybody in the rave will start bleeding from their ears

so is haze playing old skool or not?

saw the google ads. do you get money per click? i just clicked on the ads a few time just to make sure

you tell me to shut-up? I just said that slammer virus was a class A act you fruit

didnt go either, spent too much money on alcohol this weekend

azzizuzz té une plaie

a media rack?

class A act

very impressed

i can mix just by touching the cartidge of a turntable, feeling the vibration. It is my only option right now cuz i broke my headphones once again

chelsea call me!

lakester: I guess the downfall of the mtl rave scene wasnt a good thing for him

it aint, but it really looks like her

get fake id

ohhhhhhhh burnnnnnnnn

speaking about huge...

yeah, and you believe the interview? hes just trying to fuck with your head. and then hes gonna make 2 more awful movies to explain how he was wrong

well that happens with niggers

belt drives 4evah

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then hes probably pregnant

plutonium