Last, Broken.

I HAVE PMS!!!

We've put you through Hell and taken you to War, now it's time to reward you with a bit of carnal fun! Hard as Fuck returns, and this time we're not just talking about the music! We've lined up two rooms of audio orgasms, starring North America's top names in hardcore, techno and hard trance. We promised even more hardcore and we're delivering! It'll be a wicked good time so break out the leather and latex and prepare to get dirty!

Slammer Virus presents

HARD AS FUCK XXX
Saturday April 9th, 2005
Montreal, Canada
10pm-9am

featuring

DELTA 9
Chicago, USA
Psychotik Records, Industrial Strength
After bringing Lenny Dee, we asked ourselves what we could do to top that. The answer came from the Dee-man himself, who recommended Delta 9 as undoubtedly the most hardcore motherfucker this side of the Atlantic. Delta 9 has released tons of tracks and is featured on pretty much every single hardcore compilation cd out there. His extremely heavy sound will fuck both your ears good, and as a bonus he'll be returning from yet another European tour with a crate full of smoking hot unreleased wax.

UNABOMBER
NiGHtMaRe, Terror Inc, [ 2thebeat.com ]
The savior of Toronto's dark side, Unabomber has been a constant source for unrelenting hardcore beats in TDot since before anyone can remember. Responsible for the famously irresponsible Nightmare and Terror Inc parties, Unabomber serves his shit up hot and steamy for thousands of people on a regular basis. His return to Montreal promises to be a hot and heavy affair to remember!

LOU CYPHER PROJECT (live)
Nu Energy Records UK, Synthetix UK
Anyone who remembers Lab4's Virus tour show in Montreal will remember a certain act that amongst other things spanked the pope, masturbated a cross and brainwashed the masses with intense psychadelic visuals. Well, Lou Cypher Project were the ones behind that and now they're back with a brand new show, ready to shock your senses all over again! Headed by hard trance heavyweight S4, this cutting edge group redefines the concept of a live show and takes it to a whole new level. We're expecting an especially naughty show from them for this one!

MERKURIUS
Kanibalz Productions, Element
The Don of Quebec City's hardcore scene, Merkurius is returning for his second Hard as Fuck performance. Relentless hardcore and gabber await those who will face his wrath on the dancefloor - it's going to be a good night for people who like it rough and hard!

TWISTED FREQ
Hardscience UK, Volatile Digital Audio
One of Ottawa's hardest working artists, Twisted Freq has written countless freeform bangers over the years, getting play and support from many of the top names in Europe and Australia. Now we bring you one of this country's best kept secrets in a set that's sure to make your penis/vagina/shpongle explode!

SLAMMER VIRUS (live)
Repent Tokyo, Hard As Fuck
The masterminds of Hard as Fuck and purveyors of all things rockin return to Montreal with a brand new set of the sickest gabber ever written. Combining hardcore beats with heavy metal guitar and ultra-violence, you never know what to expect when this gang of misfits hit the stage. Watch out for flying bodies and dead hookers galore!

JUNIAH (hard trance)
D-MISE (gabber)
SARCASTIC (hardcore techno)
CLOWN (evil psychadelic)
SICKNESS (hardcore)

ROOM 2:
PYMO (hardcore)
TAMERAX (hard trance / freeform)
THE MIDDLE MAN (hardcore / gabber)
CHARLES MONROE (hard trance)
DOC SAVAGE (special hardstyle set)
LONE STAR (freeform)
LUNA-1 (ninja pirate!)



DRESS CODE: Bring your bling and sexy bitches with you! This is Canada's first hardcore pimp n ho rave!

VENUE: TBA 24hrs prior on web and infoline. Accessible via Metro


TICKETS:
$20 in Advance, more at the door
Limited Capacity, buy your tickets to avoid dissapointment!
First 200 buyers get special condom tickets!
Tickets go on sale *SOON* at:
Psychonaut 154 Prince Arthur
MEM Records 1379 Mont-Royal East
Ottawa: Norml 55 William St

Affiliated Events
March 4th - Human Blood 4
March 5th - IDJ 5th Anniversary
March 19th - Shitface Extravaganze
April 8th - Nostalgia

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[ WWW.REPENTTOKYO.COM ]

2 songs are already available off the net - The Hand that Bites and some terrible radio rip

Hey, i think it's cool that he apologized.

yeah no one buys tickets early unless it saves them money or gives them something cool. I know I've got like 15 friends from Ottawa coming up and everyone i know from MTL are there too

we're going to be giving all the information up in one tasty serving. Hopefully tonight :-D Man, raves this spring are gonna be fucking rockin, dude!

fucking awesome

Juniah

Not to win the tickets, but because i think he fuckin rocks

[ www.microsoft.com ]

It's gonna be rocking all's i gotta do is bring my gang of hot bitches and it'll be a party for sure!

People still watch the simpsons?

Yay! We are not alone!

It's amazing, Microsoft Antispyware is just fucking amazing.

SCOPPY T SMELLS LIKE PEE

Oh man, wait till you hear what Slammer Virus has in store - 90% new show, hard to the core!

The goal is one thousand people. We will be pushing the event very hard.

GO TO BED!

Hard as Fuck 3 : April 9th w/ Delta 9

But if you're only gonna be back in May then you'll have to wait a bit for more info, promoters are still finalizing details

The mix is pretty damn sick, it's been a while since i've gotten a good hard house mix!

[ www.repenttokyo.com ]

Hope people are ready for some total cheese epic trance in the morning :-D :-D :-D :-D

Sweetness

Eh it was a bit wierd. Like 200 acoustic guitars laid over eachother. Personally I was hoping more for a return to a pure screaming sound like Broken or Downward Spiral. I enjoyed the Fragile, but I want another 'industrial metal pop' album

Yeah i rave. I'm never gonna stop

create a passport account at [ msn.ca ] , then you can use your whatever email as your msn email as well.

Too bad no matter how good encryptions and passwords become there'll always be options in web browsers to remember your passes and then it's just a matter of copying a person's preference files onto a disk and importing them onto another computer to hack half their sites.

I like Damious, he posts more interesting / humourous shit than 99% of the other people on this board.

And the forums are full of non-ravers. The site is full of ravers though. Makes me wonder what kind of life people have though that they actively participate in a site they have nothing to do with.

The only site that i do that on is [ khmer.cc ] and oh man they just love it when they find out i'm not brown.

Oh no, a new strain of aids? Is this one uncurable???? And does it kill you????

Doesn't sound very new to me

VAMPIRES!

Jackie has forsaken the rave

This is a call out looking for the hottest female raver! We're looking for someone to model for our next 'rave' event flyer. We're keeping the details of the project under wraps for now but it's a candied out spoof of a famous picture. We've got an awesome photographer lined up and there'll be compensation involved for the winning model. Obviously GL for all future events as well since they'll be the 'synergy flyer girl' haha.

This isn't going to look cheesy and gay like the Hulla flyers. This is gonna be awesome. So post your suggestions for hottest female ravers and we'll hunt them down!

Cegep is free. University is for people who need a peice of paper to proove they're smart. If you're not becoming a doctor or lawyer or something like that, you're just wasting your time and daddy's money.

He'll always have a place in my heart as most annoying person in the universe

So who won????

My vote was deleted ... le tear

You gonna be at I Love Neon? We should hook up!

Looking forward to listening to the show tommorow night!

Excellent, now sunrize and Endymion don't overlap and I can see both!!!

[ www.adamworldwide.com ]

DELTA 9

Anyways, I won't whore out our event any more in here. My last thought is that things are how you make them and there's just as many people now who beleive in the whole "Rave thing". I've been involved in the scene for over 7 years and things have always been the same more or less. I'd actually say things are better because although events are smaller the people are more educated to the music. It's no longer a freakshow the normals come and check out.

Hooray for the people who come to our parties! They're nothing special, it's the people that have consistantly made them so much fun!