ya thanks for throwin that little shindig, was fun. good times, good times.

echoes! dope, i have it on vinyl.. request away!!

haky fofffday cloune!!

I definitely take requests! post 'em here (please, no benni bennassi. in fact, nothing produced in the last 15 years please).. also, please don't ask me to put other men's penises in my bum (they ALWAYS ask the same THING!!!!) .. aight word

come early to avoid dissapointment (carlllossss style!)

you should move yo' ass over to Le Chill. octOber 29th yo!!! roight, roight, i'll splooge my asparagus into your buttery frying pan, if you know what i mean.

and i'm NOT talking about a castrated ram either!! if you know what i mean.




!onelove
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ya now i can't figure out wether to go to Cradle of Filth or THIS! fuck, i'm screwed

i'll be specializing in 70s rock and drinking excessive amounts of jamaican rum for this inaugural episode.

oh ya, and some 80s shit also. but like, the GOOD shit, like Huey Lewis & the News and Honeymoon Suite and shit.. none of that commercial ass shite yo.

happpxxxy brxvurfday kneeeee-groowwwww!!! old enough to VOTE! yeehah

it's spelled "spelled" mike you fukking fukktard

sorry to burst your bubble sweetie, but i done rolled in the hay already.


went to rocky horror picture show about twelve years ago. don't really remember much, mind you. i'm sure it'll be twice as embarassing if i go with yo' loud ass though.

duuude, you're going DOWN!!! mothafucka. junglist MASSIVE.

das right.

corey and steve present:
SOME OLD BULLSHIT take one
Sunday NOVEMBER 7th / 2004 @ BLUEDOG
3958 BlvD-StLArUrnttent
NO COVER. CHEAP BOOZE. oLDISH TUNES and SHIT.

DJs FOR THE NIGHT R:
MR. VAIN
SARCASTIC

and very special guest, NOVembr 7th!:::
JORDAN DARE

yo if anyone can hook it up, i want a gmail addy also... e-mail djkarlmarx@hotmail.com if it's possible! thanks... (that addy is SO spam filled already bung)

sharon knows NOTHING about techno hahahaha, except that she hates it all.. fucking hypocrite. in fact, GET OUT OF THIS SECTION you biotch!

every saturday at blizzfagz

bo!

DJ ESP up in this biooottttccccchhhhh.. type shit

bo!

fucking BUMP and shit... Slobo-fucking-DAN!!!! swedish tek massive represent

and a hearfelt *thanks* to those unnamed individuals who smuggled in beer of a brand NOT sold at juice, drank it, and left the empties for management to discover...

SORRY, BUT FluiD THursdays At JUICE are OFFICIALLY CANCELLED. I WAS INFORMMED THAT THE OWNER HAD DISCOVERED THAT CERTAIN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES WERE PERPETRATED BY ATTENDEES OF THE WEEKLY, AND AS A RESULT HAS DECIDED TO CANCEL THE EVENT AND CLOSE THE CLUB TONIGHT.

DO NOT COME TO JUICE TONIGHT. TELL ANYONE YOU KNOW.
my sincerest apologies, and a big thanks to all that were involved over the last few months, especially all the DJs and artists that performed, and everyone that came and supported. thanks to everyone, peace

comin up in oct
7th:Axel Klein and FU Ancko (prgrssve/breaks)
14th: Sase One (dnb/breaks)
21st:Patboy Slim and Basement Maxxxx (electro/tek)
28th:
MISS INNOCENT (techno/acid techno/techtrance)
[ www.missinnocent.com ] IAM, Futuretech,
Vancouver / Graz, Austria

Fluid thursdays' special guest this week is hard-working funk, rare groove and hip hop selectah' DJ Static, who, with Professor Groove, has been runnin' WeFunk Radio (on CKUT every Friday at midnight) since 1996. In addition to possessing a keen radar for finding the dopest tracks in the bin, Static's cutting and scratching skills are completely off the hook. He'll play the midnight slot this Thursday with residents Sarcastic, Galaksy and Axionfigga providing support in the form of booty, DnB, ghettotek, tekhouse, and a bit of funk and hip hop to set the mood.


3603 Blvd-St-Laurent, Juice Nightclub
Fluid Thursdays w/ Galaksy, Axionfigga & Sarcastic. 10pm-3am
[ www.indajungle.com ] / [ www.level4productions.com ]

complete junglist edition, blop blop, my apologies first of all for my behaviour, which may or may not have been innappropriate. big props secondly to corey k and guillaume, and of course, to all the peeps that came out. definite good times, juice'll rock a 100% DnB night on tha' regular.

next week thursday we got the funk of DJ Static [ www.wefunkradio.com ] comin down, dope DJ with some serious steez, wit da residents axionfigga galaksy and myself. one love and big up for the support.

special ROsh HashAnAh mAAADnessss

NO MORE SPACE TO UPLOAD TRACKS BOOOOOO!!!! (ps noah ur the best)

what's up with Paul? he never comes out anymore????


Fred I see AT LEAST once a week. sometimes even two or three times. Paul, on the other hand, can't remember the last time I saw him. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???!?!?!?!?!

i hate to be a downer... but i don't like the "promoter news" section. sure, it's handy, but all it really seems to be is a THIRD place that a promoter has to post their events' info. you already got the calendar, and the discussion board.. i haven't seen any 'news' in that section except for events... anyways... i just think it's kinda redundant, and ends up penalizing people (like myself) that don't feel like posting every week "so-and-so is PLAYING aT JUICE thursday" or whatever piece of trivial event-related news that is current.

DSP killed it. everyone else i heard was playing kinda corny trancey, acid proggy fluff.. although i heard what sounded like some really nice breaks at one point, but it was through a wall so it was hard to tell if i was just hallucinating or not.

really well organized party by all standards (except for that location has completely inadequate bathroom facilities but hey, it was ghetto warehouse style in the best sense of the word) friendly and efficient security, no probs with pigs as long as I was there, and lots of fresh young peeps all seeming to have a fine ole' time, big ups h20

i was impressed with la bloukak, hardworking, original and creative live PA, dopeness, and it was sweet when him and the DJ were playing together also... good vibes all night long, solid dancefloor, good sound, i was lovin it. especially when a swath of destruction was wrought upon the unsuspecting plate-glass table by the ass of the merciless warlord corey k. good times.

house/tribal/disco styles: InBeat (st-laurent just north of despins)

techno: DNA Records (st-laurent north of des pins, one door north of in beat pretty much) or

Terminal Records (inside Aritmetik, in the basement, 2011 st-denis i think)

download from lavasoft.de download adaware. use it.

electro, tech-house, perhaps a bit o' 2 step this week with Ghettoblast residents Dave O'Brien and Deliz, two young talents rising quickly in the local undaground. dopeNESS!

pre-emptive strike...



this is what i think of your STINKING rollahcoastahssss bahahaha

man rollercoasters are for the WEAK.

comin up for the rest of september:

SepT 16th: COREY K (DNA) bigups DnB session wit' iDJ's The Nitrous

SepT 23: fUNK wit' DJ StatiC

SepT 30: Milton Clark and Dysklo's Ill Film-Noir Drunken Tagteam Orchestra. DO NOT MISS!!!

wooooot. one love.

big ups, reppin' Ghettoblast and the crunktown NCV, DAVE O'BRIEN and DELIZ droppin electrofied, tekhouse funkynizzz at Juice this thursday, September 9th... wit' residents Sarcastic, Galaksy and AXionFIGGA... BO!


five dolla', free b4 midnight, 3603 St-Laurent. DON'T SLEEP!!!