that's hORSESHIT and you know IT galaksy!! we were making FUCK YOUs at HOSt ONE!!! obviously :)

i remember in the main room, Robert DelaGauthier and Mini Mono -i think Tiga too played

in the chill i think it was twin peetz and the interchill guys andrew and arnaud..

i'm sure there were many more DJs but I don't remember (and I didn't save a flyer from that party :(

ok here is what i can remember:

got back from elixir around 9 AM, began drinking.
parade it up, noon to 2 AM. dude in the Cat in the Hat hat won the parade, he didn't stop screaming at the top of his lungs for 2 hours. WOW. someone should sign this guy.

somewhere afterwards. went downtown to umm the parking lot of DOOM. crescent/bishop.. snowball fights ensued between gathered masses.. hurleys vs. madhatters vs. parking lot vs. guys on balcony. cops showed up, started brutalizing peeps with snowballs. unheard of. finally people started getting arrested.

went to ziggy's. madness. guinesses. some bitch puking all over herself.. six year old kids in the bar...

back to the 1830, many death growls later, found that some dude kirby was in jail for throwing snowballs, had to persuade joey not to go pay to bail him out.

sharon punched me in the face. sharon punched josh in the face. sharon punched nter in the face. sharon made us stop jammning cause she thought it was 6 AM when it was actually 6 PM. we couldn't convince her otherwise, what a psycho. sharon punched joey in the face, joey flipped out and left. sharon argued with nter for like an hour, probably punching him in the face in the process. sharon finally passed out in josh and denis' living room. could not wake her up.

kirby showed up at the 1830 saying he had been charged with assault (for the snowball throwing) and was awaiting his court date. what a crock of shit.

around 9 PM i went to sleep. woke up at 2 AM ate a submarine and some onion rings, then went back to sleep until like 2 in the afternoon today. fucking a.

a brutal, violent, and altogether vicious st-patties day.

no. not for like, twelve years.

my first party ever.

the tick.

agreed, wicked vibe, amazing setup, deco and amwesome job by alien crew as expected... also loved the setup in the 2nd room (though maybe it was a bit bright for me heheh)... Broken Toy's Live PA weas super clean, sounded like he was workin hard up there. Zaid K after him was my fave set of the night i think, really nice deep slamming psytek... surprise special guest Ghostrider played some nice amospheric dnb shits to close off the night also... sorry to anyone i didn't say bye too, i had to leave in a mad rush.. BIG PROPS ALIEN CREW! BIG UP Gravity.

YES!!!!!

YES!!

let's fucking do this motherfuckers. let's see if you can drink.

free. for everyone.

assemble in front of the faubourg on ste-catherine btwn guy and st-mathieu (more towards st-mathieu)

on second thought, corner of st-mathieu and ste-catherine.. in front of the faubourg

bring ample booze.... and this is what will happen:

also, i'm so psyched for this flic that there is NO WAY i'm watching a trailer.. long live philip k. dick! actually, rest in peace, pk dick, but anyways

ya, it's A SCANNER DARKLY.


chumps


heheh :)

just got all my wax ready for this.. really lookin forward to hearing broken toy then playin some deep tek.. massiveness inna headspace ! party all night then start drinkin' at 10 in the morning sunday -rep it up for st-patties!! bo!

bung!!!

my bad. i screwed up this entire poll i think.. anyways, if its goon enough for george w, its good enough for ravewave

man, i'm really lookin forward to this. for once, i get to play as hard as i want, instead of having to tame my sound down for the sane... i'm pretty sure i heard people complaining in the past that HAF wasn't as hard as it could've been. well, hopefully that won't be an issue this time around. heheheh ;)

i dont know, i still take pete sandoval over this clown... i'd like to see jotan on the double bassdrum

you taste like dirty junglist.

hey basdini! you thought i forgot about ass eh?
well i got news for you i think you're fucking gay
i could swear i saw you in the corner tryin to sneak a perrier
plus you got kicked out of gravity for snorting K
yer such a heatscore now you have to buy dope on ebay
your whole life's like your mixes, in mad disarray
dont even try and step my way
i make a basdini fillet
i take your possessions and split, like i was a valet
my beatmatching is on but with this rap shit, i'm goin off like a ped day
beating rappers in this game like it's fuckin child's play
on second thought, i'm beating rappers with a hammer like it's fucking croquet

peace.

i dont know nothing bout Foreigner but I'm Cold As Ice
ima Jukebox Hero so you betta think twice
cause I've been Waiting For A Girl Like You for all my fucking life
now it Feels Like the First Time i assraped a hippy with my knife
i'm through playing Head Games so i'm fucking your dad's wife
the bitch got Double Vision 'cause I put a dildo in her behind
'I Want To Know What Love Is' was a thought in your mind
so you picked up a Dirty White Boy on papineau and put your cock in his browneye
bitches know i'm Hot Blooded when i jizz in their eye
you asked a question that was Urgent, now you got this reply
if Foreigner was a pussy you'd be licking it dry

cocksuckas tryin play ignorant with me!
so i bust a rhyme with the Foreigner discography
fuck yall

bring the mothafuckin noize

OK thanks guys, i think i figured out how to create polls. selector.

PS. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.



oh ya, and hating trance is so 1998. it's having a fucking comeback already, like the fucking 80s.. HATE, HATE, HATE. haters. i love all the haters, all your hate feeds my massive bone of love-for- all.

i just want people to realize, once and for all, there's only 7 days in a week, only 365 days a year, i've had parties scheduled over mine, and done the same to other promoters.. it's NOT easy to sort this shit out, it's not like you can just call a place like SAT and choose any day on the calendar. dont try to start conflicts between people that are all friends with each other, we're all working for the same thing here: COmplete World Domination... SUPPORT!!

Who would you rather see getting stripped naked and beaten by a shovel on St-Laurent street, Neoform or Regimental?

i sure as hell dont know how to use this goddamned voting shit, but figure this is as good a place as any to try it. test!

dudes, this is a great opportunity to throw a [ mtldnb.com ] vs [ rave.ca ] party... settle this like men, on the dancefloor, with shovels or whatever.. fucking A, i'm at work on the flyer already (photoshopped submissions of regimental and neoform in unbrutal situations accepted)..

propain, you think you're heavy?
i fuck you like a bitch in the back of my chevy
you weigh about 80 pounds soaking wet
i just took a 20 ton shit in the toilet
you rhyme like a skinny fucking frenchman
go to Unity II fag and listen to Serge Duchesne
i got so much more than just this ill rhyming
i come in your mom's ass, and break your little sister's hymen
rape your whole family then rape them again
cause your mom's ass is hotter than a truckload of cayenne
yaya my shit is mad international like CNN
i got a club soundsystem in my pimp ass apartment
last night you slept on a fucking parkbench
you think you hard cause you had a bowel movement
I'm taking out innocent faggots like it was tienanmen

zeev needs a permit to pimp hos on the corner
i been doing it renegade styles since i was born yeh
i like underground shit and you listen to Foreigner
when you dead and buried ain't noone gonna mourn ya
if you brag about boning bitches yer just overcompensating
while I, on the other hand, fucked your mom while she was menstruating
Safe to say i'll put an end to all the hating
When i reveal to the world all the other men you've been dating
I could re-use wack rhymes that end with creating or, masturbating or mating
But instead I'll keep all faggot lurkes speculating
On whose mom's vagina will be the destination
of the monster sperm that i be ejaculating

Hey sanik, go back to your fucking playpen
I'm the solid gold shit bringing fucking mayhem
you showed up at my new years party at exactly 10 PM
you was the first person to get there, it's the only reason you got in
you're like fourteen years old man, you can't even sperm
While I spread your mom's legs like a contagious germ
you're limp like a noodle but my cock is fucking firm
Anal rapin' faggots with my fourteen inch worm
I put it in your ass for speakin out of turn

To all you other fucks wanna step up and battle me
I rhyme hard enough to put you all in the cemetary
My words got so much harder since 2003
i always put my dick in your mom's rear entry
i got a university degree in schooling MCs
all you wack kids still stuck in elementary
but i got good news cause if you wanna get a degree
school is in session yo and i'm the fucking marquis
i'll drop a cleveland steamer on your chest faster than the fucking grand prix
and beat you down faster than a track produced by Tipsy T
the only catch is you gotta pay the admission fee
so bend over mothafuckas and prepare for sodomy
you'll prolly enjoy it anyways since you hang out on beaudry

bitch ass rappers, faggots, asslickers, fake ass murderers, drug dealin' goddamned dimes at berri, you i'll fuck YOU ALL UP, just BRING IT you inconsequential fucks. One love.

Steve Lalla interviewed Rob Brown for an upcoming column.. unfortunately the Hour won't have room to print everything Rob said, so here's a transcipt of the whole thing, for the heads...!

lallaland-first of all, excuse my ignorance, but is Rob Brown your real name?

You are excused ;) , and yes, it is - Robert Michael Brown. It’s actually a bit of an issue at the moment because there is a progressive Dj out of the UK trying to make a name for himself and he goes by Rob Brown as well. I’m not thrilled about that, and I don’t know if that is his real name. Then of course, there is the Bruno Brown – Rob Brown thing here in Montreal. They sometimes get our gigs mixed up in papers (myself and Bruno), and people often come up to me asking me “aren’t you playing at ____ tonight?”, but it’s actually Bruno. I’m sure the same thing has happened to him.

lallaland-when did you start DJing? why and how did you get into it?

There are two answers to that. One is I saw the movie Juice and thought it looked cool. The other is less dorky and not as cute. I used to skateboard, many moons and 30 pounds ago. I was into bands like the descendents, firehose, UMC’s, Souls Of Mischief, Gangstarr – Lots of melodic punk rock, alternative and early underground hip hop. I HATED dance music. My girlfriend at the time was heavily into Snap’s “rhythm is a dancer”. I hated that song. Then one night, in the summer of 1993, I ended up at a rave/warehouse party somehow. I know it sounds cheesy, but that changed everything. Also, it’s funny, because skaters hated “ravers” back then, and I figured I would end up making fun of “ravers” all night, but that did not happen. Far from it. In retrospect, because I did not really know why I got so wrapped up in it at the time - There was something about all these people getting together in these dark rooms and dancing all night long that appealed to me. Also, the fact that it was so “underground” at the time. You really felt like you were a part of something – Something that not many people knew of, because they didn’t at the time. Then of course, there was the music and the DJ. The idea that this cat behind 2 turntables and a mixer could control the mood/energy/ of a room/ crowd and take people away from there everyday problems, and maybe give them a memory threw music that would last forever was also very appealing to me. To be honest, at the very beginning it was mostly a social thing – because at the time, all I did was wake up, skateboard all day, go to bed and then repeat that pretty much every day. My social interactions were limited to my friends who I skated with. But within 3 parties, the music grabbed me, and the dj bug hit me. I also have to give credit to the Tiga and Gnat show (RIP) for turning me on to allot of music. I do still miss skateboarding though. Oh, I got my first pair of decks in 1994 and my first gig new years eve 1995. I was a fierce bedroom DJ for a year ;) .

lallaland-what style of music were you playing at the time?

My first few records were Hip Hop Cutz. I remember my first 3 records. One by black moon, one by souls of mischief and one by funkdoobiest. I dabbled in D n B for a few months in the very beginning – But got into the whole “Funky Breaks” thing pretty quick. I was really into hip hop, and D n B was kind of like Hip Hop beats sped way the fuck up, bur without the rapping. Then when I heard “funky breaks” – I found a nice medium, because it was faster than hip hop, but not as fast as D n B. There was something special about breaks as well. I can’t really describe it with words. The feeling of that music really grabbed me, and as for the crowd, it was great stuff to dance to. Breaks were huge in the early rave days- Not only in MTL, but on both coasts – east and west. I could go on forever about breaks. They were as I like to say, my “first love” – But I’ll digress. I started incorporating some early progressive house into my sets within a year, but that did not last long. By the time I was resident @ Sona (Summer 96) , I was playing a mixture of house and breaks – But I was definitely getting more into the house thing.

lallaland-how would you describe the style of music you play nowadays?

I play house. Period. When I was playing allot of breaks - I got the stigma of being a “funky breaks” dj. I admit, I was at first, but I started incorporating different sounds pretty quick. But I was still known as “the funky breaks DJ”. It took a long, long time to shake that. Now, I seem to have the stigma of being a “funky house” dj, or a “jacking Chicago house” dj. Sure, I love Chicago house, and once again, I admit that allot of the stuff that I play is very “chicago” – But at the end of the day I play house. Fuck all the stigmas and categorizations. I like to throw all kinds of stuff into the mix, even a funky break or 2 once in a blue moon – But the base is house music. Am I getting repetitive? Sorry, I tend to do that, but maybe I can get rid of the typecast. I PLAY HOUSE MUSIC. WRITE THAT IN BIG ASS BOLD LETTERS ;) . I would also like to say, that to those of you reading this that think house is a 4/4 beat with a diva screaming over it – There is much, much more to it than that. Also, what you hear where you go to hear what you hear is not all there is to hear ;) . Always be curious about music! There is allot of it out there. Stay curious! Don’t just settle for what is right in front of you. Dig deep;) .

lallaland-when did you get into production, and what are you currently up to in that field?

I stared fooling around with some software in 2001-2002. To be perfectly honest, I don’t consider myself a “professional” producer yet, and I am a tad lazy with it at times – But I am working / learning more and more as time goes by – And there is allot to learn. I have a record out right now on Odds n Ends that I did with Leon Louder. Next up are releases on Muzique Boutique, Peaches, Momma’s Home Cooking and EST. There are some remixes on the way as well. I’m working on a few different things right now – But I still have lots to learn before I would consider myself a real “producer”. Making music is lots of fun, but it can also be very tedious. What I have realized recently, is its work! You can’t just try something, and if it doesn’t work out the way you like, scrap it, or stop right away. You have to put the time in. I have been lazy with it, because I prefer Dj ing, but I’m starting to take a more serious approach to production. I’m not trying to re-create the wheel just yet, but give me some time. You never know.

lallaland-do you think that 'DJ' is a realistic career choice given Montreal's current climate? what about DJ/producer??

That is a tuff question to answer. It is also entrapment ;) . You can definitely make a living off it. I mean, it’s my main source of income, and I do ok – But if you wanna have a house and a wife and some kids, dogs, cats, whatever… you definitely have to step it up. Just being a local DJ can pay well, not so well and everything in between, but if you want to make the big bucks you gotta have big records out or some kind of “hype machine” behind you in most cases. It’s hard to explain quickly, and not something I really care to either. As for it being a “realistic” career choice – It can be. Dj ing and producing can lead to all kinds of different stuff. It’s definitely a tuff industry with allot of politics and allot of BS – But most industries are like that once there is $ to be made aren’t they? I will say this though. You don’t have to be a good dj to be a dj who gets gigs. There are all kinds of ways to get your foot in the door. I will let you draw your own conclusions ;) . (don’t fucking misquote that – I like it that way ;)

lallaland-have you experienced the 'grass-is-greener on the other side of the fence' conundrum? do you ever find that its easier, or that you are more respected, being booked and playing outside of Montreal?

Conundrum is not the word I would use to describe it – But yeah, totally. Once again, this is kind of hard to answer quicky – I don’t feel much pressure in terms of performing as a Dj, nor do I get nervous when I have to play – But I do feel more pressure at home than when I’m in Ottawa or Overseas. It’s not pressure about my ability to play music- It’s more like…It’s not even pressure really. It’s more a matter of frustration – And that frustration comes from many things that I won’t get into in detail. It’s funny that you mention respect – Because some frustration stems from respect, or rather lack of it in certain situations and from certain people. I think allot of people don’t get the respect they deserve in Montreal. I also think some people use the word respect very loosely, and with little conviction at times. I’m not going to complain though. I do ok, and get to play music for a living. There are sooooo many people who want that, and I get to do it on the level I am doing it at, so I have to be grateful for that. Also, one thing I am very proud of, is that no matter what anyone says about me (and in 10 years, believe me, allot has been said haha) – I have pretty much never heard of anyone saying “Rob Brown sucks” or “Rob Brown is not a good Dj”. I take LOTS of pride in what I do, and am very passionate about it. The fact that people appreciate what I do, or think I’m a good dj is something that keeps me going when things get “dark”. I don’t do this to be cool, I don’t do this to be adored, I don’t do this because it’s all I can do. I do because I love it, and I do it for you! No, not you steve ;) …for YOU.

lallaland-tell me about your upcoming gigs.. where, when and what... (in and outside of Montreal over the next couple of months)

Ok..This Friday (11th) I’m @ Stereo in the main room with Fred Everything. The next night I’m in Ottawa @ my monthly residency @ Helsinki. The following weekend I’m in Boston. The week after that I’m at Mhotel (951 rachel east) on a Wednesday (the 23rd). Everyone should come to that one. It’s a really cool night with a different concept. Then the 7th of April I’m doing the Broken Crew’s breaks night for there legends of Montreal breaks thing. (you prob know whats actually called steve??) - So if you want to hear me play a breaks set, it doesn’t happen often, so come by. I’m also starting a new residency @ Stereo-Bar one Saturday a month. The first will be on the 9th of April – They have a new deal at the door that will make allot of people very happy. The promo is coming. Then, I’m going to South American to play a few gigs in April and hopefully back to the UK in May.

lallaland-what changes have you seen in the electronic music community over the years? in the styles of music? and in the scene itself?

All kinds – Everything is always changing. Either in a good way, or bad way or indifferent. The technology available now to make music is insane – So even though in a sense, everything has been done before, it’s at least being done in a different way and with a different edge. The “scene” – It’s gone from 1,000 people in 1993 to 100, 000 people (at least, and in MTL) in just over a decade. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I dunno yet…I’m still trying to figure it out;) . I will say this. There should be less politics and more music and dacing. Less shit talking, and more people getting along instead of hating on one another. Especially in the house scene. It’s really not that big – People need to put there differences aside and work together if they want things to grow. It’s time for more change.

lallaland-if your brain was implanted into a winamp program and stuck looping the same three tracks for eternity, which three tracks would they be?

Man, that just had to be the last question. Do you know how hard and how much music I would have to look through and listen to to accurately answer that. Haha. Off the top of my head, and this answer could change by the minute.

-Something by stevie wonder.
-Something by Metallica (Older metallica)
-Something by Miles davis

oh…And “love song” by deep dish, I want you by “rosie gaines” and some “at that bank” by Gemini.

Just 3 – You crazy?

For more info: robbrown333@hotmail.com, [ www.hour.ca ] the printed version comes out Thu. March 10th

honestly dudes, to see the iDJ guys for FIVE BUCKS, i think plenty of peeps will be willing to do iDJ then Elixir.. it's the perfect recipe for a bit of drinkin, then all night dancing, to wicked udnerground DJs the whole time.. fuck YA!

big up MTL ness doin' it citywide.. this is wicked for the scene i think.. BUILD, BUILD

BUMP! this is LIFE, right HERE!!!! big it up.. continue the underground invasion of Gravity, psytek on the city's most slamming system (possibly the world's DOPEST sound system EVER).. NOT TO BE MISSED!!!

yup, MAGICAL is the word on my mind also...

of all the times i've been to gravity, that was by far the dopest, a truly amazing night... the sound was fantastic for DnB, Klute's shit sounded SO ILL.. unfortunately i didn't get to hear anyone else... but had tons of fun playing for 3 hours in the chill room (even though the system in the 2nd room was a little messed -other promoters will have a chance to improve on that over the next couple of months)..

this was truly an amazing night.. tons of peeps all having a wicked time, maxing, relaxing, felt really special.. like the underground finally conquered Montreal.. MAD huge PROPS to iDJ, thanks for making me a small part of such an amazing night, best party this year by far, the best in Da Jungle ever in my opinion (and an excellent way to celebrate 3 yrs).. KEEP KEEPIN it on boyz

hahahahah

i dont have time to read this whole thread but:


D • ufot
2005-03-03 14:01:32

~sq33ls r3v3n~



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Re: IF YOU HATE TRANCE (199.243.226.66) hey, regimental, why don't u go ring the alarm...


HAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA

good shits...


anyways, stop the h8

go aries. it's your birtday. go aries it's ya birtday.


mine's april 1st bitches, beat that. bo!

man, rother is dope, but fuck, that's aboute the ugliest flyer i've ever seen in my LIFE. blergh

you need *BUMP*&!!!

im gonna fatally murder you by a stab in the heart

never mercy, never forgiveness

well it's right on ste-cath, i assume that's the only reasons they showed up. ??

ya, like you're actually gonna COME OUT HEATHER P... ?!?!

hopefully you'll prove me wrong :)

happy birfday you big piece of kaka

man i just wanna stick my cock right between those ass cheeks. OUCH! prisonrape style.

STRANGLED IN THE NECK!!!

ya, i wouldn't have been surprised to hear that hunter s. medicated himself to death on some fantastic final drug cocktail ala Timothy Leary, but this? shot himself? unbelievable.

I believe his will calls for his body to be cremated and then shot out of a gigantic metal cannon (yet to be built) in the mountains behind his ranch, the cannon shaped like the double-thumbed fist that sumbolizes gonzo journalism, and the ashes strewn over his property while the Byrds' "Mr. Tambourine Man" is playing. I wonder if that will happen, if we'll hear about it, or find out either way...

RIP