is that true?!?!?!?


Corey

i think it's decided to live in my bedroom now.

I'm FUCKED.

Corey

there are like 3 out there right now...you can get 'em at Archambault

Actually...it's gotten the cheese from my snappy traps TWICE without setting them off. That's whn i switched to Cheeze Whiz for today...I doubt i'll find anything new when i get home so there's plenty of time for humanity.

Corey

"I was born to synthesize...you were born to criticize"

of course!
Every day I come home from work i check my traps..I want them gone as soon as possible.

oh well?

OH WELL?!!?!?!

no way.

I'm getting humane traps soon anyway so now all I need is to find the best bait

Corey

"I was born to synthesize...you were born to criticize"

actually...the video was Steve-O's 'Don't Try This At Home' DVD...but he's part of the Jackass crew.

And I have a sneekin' suspicion as to who shut off the power....

Corey

"I was born to synthesize...you were born to criticize"

no way is it easy to catch a mouse.

My mouse is like lightning...the second it passes by it's like a flash, and you're like "did i just see a mouse!?!?!" and then a few seconds go by and it registers in your head and you go "oh fuck, i DID just see a mouse!" and then you're like up on a chair freaking out cuz it's a desease ridden FUCKING mouse.

Also, a mouse the diameter of a loonie can fit through a hole smaller then a pencil. That means they can pretty much wiggle through ANYTHING....

ahhh, the circle of life....

New Cyantific on Hospital coming very soon...

And I'm afraid there's no such thing as renting records...maybe from a library or somethin'...but not DNA.

Corey

"I was born to synthesize...you were born to criticize"

great...now i can keep them alive so Mayday can feed them to her snake!

right on!

hook it up.

Corey

New records in today:

[DRUM & BASS]

Decoder & Substance - The Clan EP on Breakbeat Culture.
You know these two from Kosheen of course, they are also Tech Itch's homeys, so you know this shit's rough. Hot 4-tracker.

Jaydee - Plastic Dreams REMIXES on Positiva.
Twisted Individual on remix duty for this one, strictly Formation sound so you know what to expect: big bouncy bass with a jump-up flavah!

Devise & Three A - One Night Stand/Tungsten & Morph - R U Not Entertained on Urban Takeover.
Promo.

Heist - Philly Styler/Suburbia on Co-Lab.
Promo.

Fugees - Ready Or Not (Ganja Kru 2003 RMX).
Restock. Also features the original Ganga Kru bootleg remix from back in the day.

D.Kay & Rawfull - Be There 4 U/Concord Dawn - Bad Bones on Freak.
Restock!

[USED DRUM & BASS]

Aphrodite & Mickey Finn - Bad Ass/Drop Top Caddy on Urban Takeover.

Aphrodite - Stalker/Defjammer on Aphrodite Rec.

Sub Zero - The Party's Over/Ready For This on Joker.


Peace...

Corey


"I was born to synthesize...you were born to criticize"

ok, if someone can find me 'humane' mous traps, i will gladly pay for them, however they aren't as readily available....so here were my 3 options:

1- Poison. This definetly has got to be a long painful death for the mouse, not mention i've got to either clean up a dead mouse and/or have it smell up my appartment while decomposing.

2- Sticky boards. This little square boards are covered in gluey shit so the mouse walks across it and gets stuck to it...leaving it to die of starvation cuz it can't move...definetly NOT humane.

3- Snappy traps. Yeah it snaps their neck...but the fact of the matter is, of these 3 options, it's the most humane.

Cheese whiz hasn't worked yet...i'm thiking of switching to peanut butter.

Oh yeah and for the cat comment, I'm not into cat hair so unless someone has a hairless cat (they ARE cool) i will take it!


Corey

"I was born to synthesize....you were born to criticize"

now now there's plenty for everyone...

Corey


"i was born to synthesize....you were born to criticize"

the mouse is way too fast for me to throw a T-SHIRT ON IT.

I have the snappy traps...by the way.

I'm using cheese as bait, but i though maybe cheese-whiz would be better...any suggestions?

Corey



"i was born to synthesize....you were born to criticize"

After a brief hiatus, all distributors are back up and running...so get ready...this is just the beginning.

[DRUM & BASS]

Shy FX & T-Power - Murderation on Ebony Dubs.
Tune of the week, if you're going to rock the party then you need this in your arsenal. The biggest, baddest vocals, the sickest drums and bass...and a little 'nutter tease reminding us these guys practically invented ragga jungle. Contains the Jungle Mix and Tearout Mix.

Distorted Minds - T-10 (Dillinja RMX)/(Clipz VIP) on Kaos.
Last years anthem gets the remix treatment from 2 top guys. Dillinja wins out with a phenomenal remix that maintains the original's flavour and kicks it up a notch to cause instant dancefloor madness. Warning: way too much bass.

Future Prophecies - Overdrive EP on Moving Shadow.
4 new tunes from this norwegian pair. This, their first effort for Moving Shadow, shows Rob Playford's label moving in a completely new direction. All these tunes are hard as fuck and have that TeeBee wizardry they are known for. Keep your eyes peeled for the next EP on Moving Shadow from Corrupt Souls.

Basement Jaxx - Good Luck (Roni Size Mixes) on XL.
After the success of Dillinja's 'Lucky Star' remix, Roni Size steps up and delivers a bumper. Hot female vocals lace the a-side while a bigger badder bassline rocks the flip, giving something for everyone.

Pyro - Sentinel/Oblivion Cruises Inc on Nerve.
Next up from Nerve and it's co-founder Pyro in control. Pure tech, and very impressive production from the man on this one. New kid on the block Proxcis joins him on the flip for more of the same. Definetly needs to be heard to be appreicated.


This is only the beginning....

Peace,

Corey

DNA Records
28 Pine Ave. E
Montreal, Quebec
(514)288-9DNA
[ www.dnarecords.com ]



"i was born to synthesize....you were born to criticize"

i bought traps....

put cheese in them.

I'm ready.

a tarantula, you guys are crazy.

I don't want more pests.

I want my mouse gone.

i'll give money....

or something.

anyone can set a trap...i want it caught!

I WANT MY MOUSE OUT!!!!

help!

it's eating my food!

and there was corey's k lounge.

are you saying that I'M a tease?

haven't you people heard?

drum & bass is dead!

get over it.

The date is this saturday January 10th 2004

in the L Corridor building apt. 205

not the basement!

i'm not fat i'm big boned.

they are doing old-school hip hop upstairs i think.

hey, when do they play the rerun of tonights show?

?

it's a prett common thing...teasers...
The Nine, Champion Sound or Alien Girl...always fun to throw in for a bit...

Corey

yes...and so will upstairs...but not with d&b, i think it will be classic hip hop or some shit...

Just in case you guys didn't know: Tonight will also be the last night of Drum & Bass upstairs at Saphir on Thursdays.
DJ's on hand will be:
Stalker
Generic
Stabba
and myself...

it's been fun.
Peace,

Corey K

actually...i have 'em.

the good ones at least.

I will be selling some records of mine as well...but i'm afraid there won't be any old school in it...maybe a bit.

Corey

yes....every day.

We are opening at 12:00pm every day.

I will be selling some records from my personal collection....

CD's will now be 20% off.

Free kisses from Jacob.

we open at 12:00pm every day.

Check it out:

December 26th to December 31st

All our regular stock: BUY 2 GET A 3RD FREE!

Everything on the wall: NO TAX!

All CDs: NO TAX!

And just plain sick ass discounts all around.

DNA Records
28 Pine Ave East
Montreal, Quebec
(514)288-9DNA
[ www.dnarecords.com ]

don't miss out.

Check it out:

December 26th to December 31st

All our regular stock: BUY 2 GET A 3RD FREE!

Everything on the wall: NO TAX!

All CDs: NO TAX!

And just plain sick ass discounts all around.

DNA Records
28 Pine Ave East
Montreal, Quebec
(514)288-9DNA
[ www.dnarecords.com ]

don't miss out.

We also have copies of the original 'Be There 4 U' in stock now. It's flipped with Concord Dawn's 'Bad Bones'.