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GAY! hahaha just thought id... add that.. incase anyone forgot

orange juiiiiiiiice!

washing dishes noises!

*throws pineapple nuts

made: sketchy cab drivers
made: 50+ mag, ooowww yeeeah haha
made: ed cookies!

ilooov it when that happens! im like, "yeah mister bus driver! lets do that again tomorrow! "



playing with transformers... and then some random person pulls out an action figure and join in


playing tag with poeple you dont know on the street! YAYY

ride that donkey

ooo fun fur..my favooowit!

mung! hahaha

were sorry, we hate to interupt, but it's againt the law to jump off this bridge! youre going to have to kill yourself somewhere else! a tourist might see you and we wouldnt want that

monty python -argument haw haw haw!!

to run away from school early ,,,he hehe

au contraire! ahaha actualllly its from ... *dun dun dun!!!* the spark :O!

Dover - Man's best friend made the ultimate sacrifice for Larry and Jen Randal yesterday, as the couple's cherished Retriever, Mrs. Cookie, leaped into a flaming building to ensure the demise of their obnoxious son. Four-year-old Billy Randal seemed about to escape a late-night blaze at the couple's suburban residence when the pet subdued the child and dragged him back to his death as the neighbors and parents he had tormented watched gratefully.
Mr. Randal said that the fire began accidentally when the vat of oily rags he stored in Billy's closet was ignited by one of the candles the family used for light. At the first sign of smoke, Mr. Randal quickly ushered his wife and Mrs. Cookie to safety, where they agreed that "maybe it was a good time to let the little guy catch up on his sleep."

The annoying toddler on the verge of life.
A tense silence fell on the gathering crowd when crashing debris woke Billy, and the child stumbled toward the door. As the family watched helplessly from the sidewalk, the boy struggled free of the burning debris, his tiny body silhouetted against blaze.
Tragedy was avoided only when Mrs. Cookie sprung from Larry Randal's arms to pull the staggering, annoying four-year-old back into the fire. According to firefighters' reports, the dog, "like some kind of Darth Lassie," was gnawing on Billy's charred flesh even as it was itself overcome by flames.
Witnesses described the boy's screams as typically obnoxious. "But actual death shut Billy's mouth like no beating ever could," his thankful mother said.
She continued, "Billy changed the life of everyone who knew him. I'll never forget it when he pulled my hair and called me a lesbian." Mr. Randal added, "He would call me that, too." Billy was especially close to Mrs. Cookie, said his parents, "He would grip her ears and try to ride Cookie down the stairs or sometimes trick her into licking the stove. It's that kind of thing that inspired her to do what she did."
Shortly after the fire was extinguished, the family gathered with relatives and a few close friends at a nearby nightclub to come to terms with Billy's death.

20 foot purple platypus who love to eat watercress an shove celery sticks up the back of your dress ;)

yellin in my ear - operation ivy

ruined: school
ruined: homeroom teacher is poopy
ruined: missing bjork
made: talking to caro

ooo somebody get the butter

a cereal box model who loves to chuck seamen at passing rice farmers

[ www.homestarrunner.com ]

haw haw haw!!! i got jimmies!

to be able to be myself around some people ...and make them forget all the dumb shit from before :O haha

*licks lips haha

good times, bad times - led zeppelin

"dance, too much booty in the pants"
-2 live crew

asian gang bang!

Godfatha is gold

hookme up

host one without a shirt ...:S

black licorice

dead trees

ha ha ha *farts

made: seeing poeple havent seen in 34873 years
ruined:seeing host one without his shirt.. YIKES
made:tacos
ruined: eating binge. now...too ..full..to walk... ughh
ruined:school tommorw :(

drugs take all your money :(

the ghostbusters theme song!

What makes you gag?

clams

old sagggy chub ladies that wear mini mini skirts going up glass elevators and not keeping their legs together for the people below YEyyyyyIKes.... :|

oh i thought you were a retard anyways.. haha jKKk

bathtub being clogged after having 348304 guests over that take yer things an trash yer house!

my face ... uaghghghghgh *runs away flailing arms