For an explanation of this thread, read the following chat log and adjust for the 3 hour time difference to Vancouver.


23/02/2004 12:02:54 PM [DjScrewhead] My insides feel like a distillery.
oh. my. GOD. I just smoked a bowl of weed while taking a dump, and then I jerked off in the shower. I am Fred's total lack of stress.

You leave me out of your kinky dreams right now fred! How many times do i have to tell you!!!

Ahem,

I think the pics show that freddie is already taken. Now don't make me break a promise and bring out the pics to prove that...

Macs are DEDICATED machines. There's a reason that Protools only provides their good stuff to them. If you're a graphic/sound/video editter, you're best off with a mac. But, if you're an absolute jackass who feels the need to load every software program they possibly can into their machine even though you can't draw a happy face, hold a tune or make movies better than a 5 year old, you're probably going to have problems with your OS. So, please, all of you...take your heads slowly from your respective asses and realise that both Macs and PCs have pros and cons and it's as futile to argue one over the other as it is to get high off that oregano little billy sold you for $3.50.

However, MACs ARE dead sexy and damn it if i don't want to do things to them that should only be experienced between two people, or in desperate cases, a man and his dog.

This is about macs and their undeniable sex appeal! Not about functionality. Ugly girls are generally smarter than hot ones, but who's you rather sleep with? Therefor, macs win.

And of course...they're simply better computers, bar none.