talking shit with the aeroplan guy on the phone.

I've been on the phone for more than an hour, listenting to elevator music

Elevator music on the phone

Speakers could be in the middle too. Nucleus of sound. It'S not the optimal arrangement for sound quality but it's BITCHIN!


Edit: note the word Optimal, and that I'm not involved with the party ;) yotchhhhh

Everytime Shake and Break comes along, I have a major involvment elswhere. I'm pissed to have missed it, and miss it again.

This is the prime of taste in the Breaks field. BiGuP!

They burnt 1000 worth of crispy new bills. :x

ahahah! Jackie's gonna look like a steet hustler.

Breakfast

To book the hotel room with the funny girl, not the disgruntled club owner.

Air Canada screws up flight bookings 1/3 times

Geronimo man, what's up with the skinny girl complex?

I have a self-destruct switch on your brain Tones. I'm about to use it if I don't get my money bitch! :)

We ran out of bakhlavas.
I sent Jesus to get some more but he's fucking slow. I think he's on crack or something.

Choco cake is unholy. Straight to hell you go.

the amount of metal in 10 000 bills is enough to set off an alarm in a metal detector.

Pretty nifty when you wanna catch ppl who smuggle cash to foreign countries.

You know what,

the DJ booth should be in the middle of the fucking DANCEFLOOR. Total mind fuck on the 4 TT.
everybody's tag teaming anyways.

BBBBuuuusss-TED!

join my weight loss program: eat choco cake till you puke!

Make sure your friend doesn't clean the place, overflows his bathroom randomly, and throws his garbage by the window, preferably on the downstairs' neighbours'porch.

death by Choco cake

He'S a maniac! MANIAC on the floor.

google image search

Exactly like asian women,
at 30, they all take the TOOOOOLLLLL!!!1
Their biological clock runs out on them.

?

YAYE for baginas!


G, I didn't know you could be weirded out.
...
cool.

stoopid ppl

Miami beach

Irrespectfull assclowns that try to pimp you after getting them in.

30$ coats
*puurrrrrr* --- furry suede---

I haven't used my microwave in 2 years.
I use it as an underwear drawer.

Oh man. Please... take off that fernch connection thingy thing there. For the sake of french ppl.

p.s. dude.. c pas fort ca man.

Are you trying to make fun of my street corner?

20$ american bills explode when you microwave them.



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Isn't that grande? Doesn't that change your whole perspective on the meaning of life?

He's there.. it's Manu who's name I can't find.

Face down, ass up.
that'S the way he likes to fuck.

Your treat

I bet he rocks out like noone's business when he gets drunk.

Fuck it, I'll take it for myself. I never have enough room for make-up and tampons.

then watch this

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otherwise, you'll find it boring. so don't watch it.