No serious..

I talk shit like that some time.. but for fucks sake.. the guy needs to get a life.

So if I get this right.. your friends on here are Miss Caro, Neuromyth and Melodie something.. as per your profile says...

ok




That's the UN. on the upper right corner. You have the elevation and the Declination or whatever.. do your worst.. I'll save you the trouble. It's the Corynthian in New-York.


Now here's whe I am right now. The house where I grew up..


it's the one on the left of the red line. The red line being the trail we had for our 3 ski bobslay trail.

I'm trying to find my house.

Post yours!

Milk and cookies...

Better have some



p.s. I got to be Santa for the first time!!!11!

You've just put your finger on it...

ravewave is about you.

that's my sister

Oie Capitaney,
Anyone of you know La vieille 300.
Oldest dive on Ste-Cath.

OMG, TIPSY.... your so SUAVE!!!!

Every girl must turn to butter when they see you.

Boxing day revision:
It's parabolic schematics,
with the boots to kick it right, DUNN.

who wants to go skiing?

Bitch's Brew party Valentine
Revision
(400 Dowd just kicks ass)
I love Neon (Mylo)

I got washer fluid...
and a window scrapper/brush.
and a shovel.

r.i.p.

You make me think of this guy
Scottey

What was it called again..
and can we throw another one?

Silly Robots, Crack is for kids



Listen at your own risk...
Mixed by a six year old high on collage glue

meth much?

4 of us had the stash at work this summer.

I love fucking with tourist's mind.

I Dled that a long while ago.. but only got the Japanese version.. never got to understand anything they said...

I created the Poon region a few days ago when I saw this elsewhere...

come and joy... Poon is a cool region.

I want to see Bagman again...

Any of you went to Gore fest?

Shush about the bowling.

Bonne fete Dom.

apparemment du Type SAW.

Damm Guillaume, ça faisait meme pas 2 minutes que s'était poster sur [ dogsonacid.com ] que tu post ici!!!

What d'you mean you heard?

You touched mine and they were all sillicone baby.

Nter's genital herpes were presented by Tarentino

it's not going to be as intense as we'd like,
but it does apeal to an old fart like me to go early.
Good business decision, since less and less ppl wanna go to Aria

HA- HA

1/2 the Ppl will want to leave after DJ Rush...
Maybe it's the way you'd like it though...

Optimo Tropicalia mix

I unno, he didn't put a light speed sex toy section.

I guess it's ok if you got temporal stretch lub and shit.

right.
check'em out at your local pawn shop.
under crappy mix CD section.

hehe.
will listen later.

False advertisement, I'll take you to court buddy.
.exe style.

So it's a no crapper Loft?
Sounds like a sausage party coming up.


But 4$ for open bar all night's dope.

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SEX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS NOT AN ADVISABLE FORM OF PROCREATION


10. Penile length contraction:
According to the relativistic theory of length contraction, this is an inevitable consequence of performing sex at the speed of light. An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will contract down to a length of only 1.8cm (this is about the same length as the smallest functional penis officially recorded). At the speed of light, length contraction leads to an interesting paradox in which the penis seems to have no length at all, but is still managing to have sex somehow.

9. Penile black hole formation:
At the speed of light, relativity also predicts that the penis will attain infinite mass, essentially becoming a black hole. When its owner realises that his penis has turned into a black hole, he will become profoundly depressed and overcome by a feeling of loss. John Bobbitt would understand; but Mr Bobbitt had his penis sewn back on, whereas a penis lost to a black hole is a penis lost forever.

8. Penis vaporisation:
If the penis is not lost to a black hole, it will be lost to the uncaring force of friction. A penis traveling in and out of a vagina at close to the speed of light will be subjected to enormous resistive forces. Since resistive forces are proportional to speed, this will heat up the penis enormously. The temperature of the resulting internal environment will be so high that the penis molecules will actually undergo a phase transition into a gas, vaporising the penis almost instantaneously.

7. Relativistic flaming semen:
In the unlikely event that a vaporised penis can perform ejaculation, then the relativistic semen will create enormous air resistance, burst into flames almost instantaneously, and generate enormous impact forces. These forces will be sufficient to pierce a small hole straight through a woman's lower torso, just like a speeding bullet, only incinerating the surrounding tissue as it passes through.

6. Time-dilated necrophilia:
Unfortunately, the woman will probably be dead before ejaculation anyway. According to the relativistic theory of time dilation, then if the man is to actually thrust in and out at a speed infinitesimally close to the speed of light, then from his point of view, his partner will be ageing extremely quickly, and will be long dead before he ejaculates. Legally, he will be committing necrophilia.

5. Lack of visual appeal:
Time-dilated necrophilia, flaming relativistic ejaculation and penile black hole formation are all very dramatic, but unfortunately they don't translate well onto the big screen. In reality, relativistic sex would only last for a fraction of a second, and would appear as a sort of muddy grayish white smudge, since the eye merges all images together at such high speeds. This is probably not visually appealing enough to make a porn-at-the-speed-of-light series out of.

4. Religious values:
Certain branches of Christianity would view porn-at-the-speed-of-light immoral anyway. It's in the Bible.

3. Property damage:
A penis is made up of a collection of charged molecules, and accelerating charged molecules emit radiation. To accelerate charged penis molecules up to the speed of light in a single thrust requires enormous acceleration. This will produce a frequency and intensity of radiation similar to that produced by a small nuclear explosion. It may be worth hiring out a hotel room if you don't want your own room obliterated.

2. Deafening sonic booms:
As a penis accelerates up to the speed of light, it will inevitably surpass the sound barrier, producing deafening sonic booms with every inward and outward thrust. If the neighbours haven’t already been woken by your moaning, they will be now. Or then again maybe not, because they will be conveniently deafened and unable to hear you.

1. Excessive dietary requirements:
The amount of energy required to accelerate an average person up to 99% the speed of light for a single inward thrust is approximately equal to 16 million billion kilojoules. This is equivalent to the amount of energy gained by consuming 78 trillion weetbix. But 78 trillion weetbix will increase an average person’s mass by approximately 1.2 trillion kilograms, requiring them to eat even more weetbix just to accelerate this additional load up to the speed of light. Nine out of ten nutritionists may recommend weetbix, but this is slightly more than the recommended daily intake.

but posting pics of 'em is just as lame.

venue venue venue venue venue venue
Make or break for me.

Sick shit my friend. Sick shizze.

*Books flight to poland*

but wait... PICS or SFTU!

Polish ppl rule man.
My uncle is polish. Nicest guy in the family.
I realy look up to him.

I don'T eat at McDonalds.

and I don'T like Mc Dead Cats.

scratch perverts VS Unkle