haha!

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Good blend of Hard tek-Breakcore-Jungle

I remmber going there. Huge line up for like an hour.
Than noone inside. Fucking hell.

Up to now you've been the joke of this board. So Iunno.
Keep talking this is truely appropriate for the thread man.

btw. Losers like Ian or whatever actually get frustrated when you jock out.
Regular ppl just find it lame. anyways. MHO.

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
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A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
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What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.
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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
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What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.
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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest



Man 1: Knock, Knock

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: It's me Johnny.

Man 2: Oh, hey man! Come on in, and have a beer.
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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
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So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it was just the decomposing remains of a long forgotten murder case in a remote field.
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A man walks into a bar

He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.
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A duck walks into a bar...

Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies:

"I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existance and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.
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A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''

The bear replies, ''I guess I will have a soda instead.''

So the bear and the bartender talk over nonalcoholic drinks all night about the reality of interspecies communication.

Your making the setup for "you being a joke thing" too easy.
Now that you went a bit nicer, it seems stupid to rip on you.


Anyways.. I'll start my own friggin Antijoke thread.

hahaha.
Fuck, You should be the one punching ppl.
Goodam, how many times have you K.O.ed ppl when you dance?

Nobody likes my antijokes???






Man 1: Knock, Knock

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: It's me Johnny.

Man 2: Oh, hey man! Come on in, and have a beer.
----------

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
----------

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
-----------

So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
-------------

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it was just the decomposing remains of a long forgotten murder case in a remote field.
---------------

A man walks into a bar

He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.
----------------

A duck walks into a bar...

Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
----------------

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies:

"I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existance and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
-----------------

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
-----------------

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
----------------

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.
----------------

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''

The bear replies, ''I guess I will have a soda instead.''

So the bear and the bartender talk over nonalcoholic drinks all night about the reality of interspecies communication.

Stock

Ravers can't look stylish when the beat is 7/8...
It's too hard to dance and look like your the hottest shit to hit this rock.



p.s. Rememeber Optic? at l'x.. holly shit my place was stinking after that. 12 Newyorkers sleeping in one living room.
I think there were more friends from NYC playing that came out then Montrealers.

What about it?

:D

*wet willy in the stinky*

She's got a pretty good box too.

Sharron, I got a friend who'll do a 21" for 65$.

Carl and Ianform taped

I have ultimate proof to show that he *IS* in fact a girl, and That Neoform *IS* in fact a horse.

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Glad to see Chris is reppin on the line up too.

Well this went gay.

No check it.. I think it's exactly like an optical mouse, but has the shape of a gun.

Doesn't look confortable.

I don'T care about switching.
I want the three at the same time.

If you could have three girl sleep with you.. wouldn'T you rather do them all at once?
Or press alt + ctrl + s to go from one to another??

SERIOUSLY.

Yeah but the three don't work at the same time...

Alter Egos is mixed with Simian's tune. that's why I liked it...

LMAO!!! the firestarter thing.. cool yeah. It plays from 33:44 till 38:44 ...
I know though... it gets irritating. but it's built it that one track. I especially hate it on first break down cause it's not even synched in that weel with the Bass drum that hits on the 4 instead of 1. Goddam I hate that part but the drop down when it starts just rocks.. so it's there. and the tune rocks heavy. So it's there. Sorry mate.

Playlist PMed.:

I can't get the TV to work with both screens. I guess ATi all in one only supports 2 at a time. Either TV monitor, monitor monitor.
Once I get a projector, I'll hook my cpu to the chipped xbox with media player. :D two monitors and a projector :D

Insane.. I can watch porn on one screen, ................................................................................................................................ ..........................................and post here at the same time...


I can play wack the penguin on one screen
................................................................................................................................ ......................and download illegal software on the other.


Fucking beautifull

I can just imagine what ppl's eyes might have looked when he went to "give love".

:)

Liked your tune too.

Merci man.

Y'a pas de commande qui prompt le dial up. :(
Je pense pas pouvoir me démerder pour créer un exe. Je suce avec les ordi.

all the other buttons work.

Or can someone just tell me.. what's the easiest way to have a button that will connect to your Service porivder.

Pinky is Ivan?

Haha! Fuck, never realised cause that avatar does NOT look like you at all .

G'luck then. I gotta check you out some time.

yeah I did,
stupid Microsoft basic 69$ at futurshop

LMAO!!!!

SOOOOo true. hahaha! Most of the time it's the cutter who goes flying out of your hand

Big up KO... massive plans for 06 mang.

Crisse faut que ça se fasse!

I quit drinking 3 months ago. Everybody drinks around me...
I order juice only now. The only time I drink alcohol these days is if someone has good porto, cognac, rhum or something.

The toughest thing about quiting drinking is answering the question why you did it...
PPl think your straight edge or some pretentious fuck...

:)

Quit drinking.

I can't get this wireless keyboard to start up my internet conection when I configure the web button to open aei (service provider) But it doesn't open shortcuts or something, and it doesn't let you have access to the control panel when you choose your application.

The only way I found was to set it up to explorer so that it connects automaticaly.
But fuck explorer. Firefox doesn't have the option either...

Sorta stupid. anybody know a way around?

En faite, le lancement du film est pas là.. c'Est juste le party apres je crois.

CBGB c'est tellement p'tit. Pas sur qui pourrait screener ça.

I could either say:
But he still needs someone to seperate them good.
you know... fuck him a little.


But I'd prefer going with what I had in mind.

"Your being anal Scotty."

Sorry; didn't know you rigourisly checked that stuff No_comply.


En gros c'était juste de l'opportunisme...
Pas trop sérieux mettons.

Ez.

seen.
But it'll be about the movie release...
the authenticity.

and seeing old friends again. Fuck I miss New-York.

This one