I've done two last night:

www.rave.ca ] and Acid

I added more pellas over the t&a one, but not realy sure about it:
[ ] With Assault and Drugs pella
or
[ just"> ] assault inserts

I posted a thread in January with better ones imho... :P

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest



Man 1: Knock, Knock

Man 2: Who's there?

Man 1: It's me Johnny.

Man 2: Oh, hey man! Come on in, and have a beer.
----------

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
----------

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
-----------

So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
-------------

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because it was just the decomposing remains of a long forgotten murder case in a remote field.
---------------

A man walks into a bar

He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life.
----------------

A duck walks into a bar...

Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
----------------

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies:

"I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existance and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
-----------------

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
-----------------

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?

You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
----------------

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.
----------------

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, ''Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars.''

The bear replies, ''I guess I will have a soda instead.''

So the bear and the bartender talk over nonalcoholic drinks all night about the reality of interspecies communication.

Is there a way to see what bandwith a computer is taking on a wireless network?
I have a TRENDNEt router. The cheapest. I can'T see the option anywhere in the admin interface.

he goes for about 400 for a bar night.
they charge 8$. They need 50 ppl.
that's pretty much how they do it.

Ask Katia. She was taking loads of pictures of her 2 friends putting al types of things in their bras/panties.

What about that professionnal type of camera guy?

whish.
I just loved the PS1 parties.
Did you go to any of the Gug parties?

Para One turtle Trouble

[ www.guggenheim.org ]

Ratatat is pretty laid back, but they had Mathew Dear and Ryan Elliot last winter.
Looks like Diplo played too.

Hope we get some harder beats cause this might sound like a road trip to me.

Assault needs to sell 5 $ CDs to get a hooker or something.
I swear I almost heard him say it when he was pushing his Cds on the mic.

Mike the 2600 King: Punch that shit


BIG UP THE NINTENDO GHETTO HOUSE SCENE.. straight outta Minneapolis.

So I posted my dating profile:

16 yr old girl,
doesn'T want kids. casual sexual relationship.

When do all the stalkers come runnning in?
I want some dirt on them ravewavers.

Basement Jaxx : hey you.
growrrrr

fast hearts: e.d.crécy vs. yeah yeah yeahs.

They rocked at Maisonneuve.
Fuck yeah I want them back.

So what'S that guy's name?
I din'T catch it.

He did have friends.. who took those pictures of him?
Not all tripod feasable.


Fucking attention whore. Just put the gun out of the equation and there's no mass murder attempt.

THIS USER DOES NOT EXIST


aww. shit they deleted his profile.
Well I'm logged as Count_choculat if you wanna hit me up on vampire freaks.

yah man. Lacrate's Smile gutter mix.. whhhaa!

Some good stuff coming from B'more/215
but it's all a 6 month trend.
It's just a sound man. There isn't a big movememnt with it.

PPl are stupid. they voted for less guns or some stupid shit like that.

About what Noah Said: I think he just wussied out. Some goth kids can get pretty dramatic...
but it's all just drama. The guy probably realised what he was doing after his drama drunkness phased out a bit, went limp on his gun.

Video games and easy gun access. Not shitting you: it doesn't make a real killer more of a killer. But it does make some random dude think he is. And maybe act up on that.

"it's also on my penis"

LMAO!!!! nice.


Murdock is your top choice right now minou.
Go for it while he still gets erections.

hehe, me too man.
I figured I still had some .. not racism... but still prejudices.. as in I thought it was a gang settlement..
Thugs kinda shit. Wether they be black white, hispanic or wtv.

Yo Miller: thx for the info. VERY MUCH APPRECIATED. you get free drinks on me next time. I want to know more.
this isn't a sealed deal for him either. What you doing tomorrow night.
There's this loft party on close to viger in chinablock. Call me up
my number's nine million nine hundred eighty two thousand eight hundred twenty four.
peace.

oh for real it's not about the money. Ian was saying squeegees don't make money.


The guys is probably a fucking drama case waiting to happen, and in fact just happened with a automatic riffle in his hand.


I say ban guns too, the guy would've stabbed someone with a cafeteria knife???


WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AUTOMATIC GUNS. anger repretion has been around for a while bro. Think slaves..

Kinda like Israel right? But through unlawfull occupation of land?

I think the reason why ppl hate jews is that they see they are gaining power in the states and in the middle east. The problem is that power is going to one heterogenous group. as in... it's just the jews mang.

U.N. should be gaining more power. Not one race, religion or community. Diversity should be ruling. that's what Beru says. YAY BERU!

Ltnd De Luigi was blamed for that at the time, but none of his men wanted to go in where there were hostages and a ex military gunman.



Squeegees make a shit lot more than that guy probably.

cause daddy Seb still goes out

Check the mstkft mix man. I don'T realy like them, but this mix is way sicker.

Aaron Lacrate : Bodymore

last night's Spank Rock radio set.

the fact they believe they're the chosen ones.
that's a kick me sign in the back right there.

Y'es eu des coups de feu 20 minutes après le premier...
s'tu un genre de columbine raté ou quoi?

Tiga: Move my body (boys noize mix)

Tipsy pluged in his new vibrator.

and bakes Marshall a chocolate cake.


Ok, so whoever brings Minou a Oh Henri gets a lay?
is that the deal?
or does it have to be that seashell kinda looking chocolate?

Loading Quote..

wtv. :) as long as I do the abusing. I don,t give a fuck.
Kidding le cloune.
So is it realy jewish? The corporate office said it was greek.
Weird. Where'd do hear about it?
[ www.bostonpizza.com ]
I read it here too.
"Le concept Boston Pizza a pris naissance à Edmonton, Alberta, en 1964 lorsque Gus Agioritis, un immigrant grec, a ouvert «Boston Pizza and Spaghetti House»."

As always man; Vince get your fucking shit straight.



thx ppl. I won't shoot the puppy.
But I might forget about working there if it's total crap.
or if I have to wear those sporty looking wireless headsets.
Wait Miller: What manager position was it?
My guy is talking about general manager. How's the "schéma organisationel" like?
I'd be like the dude under the owner.

Stupid fucking quotes.

So I know someone who wants to become a franchise owner, and make me manager.
Not in Montreal.
Shit, I don'T even know what they do.
I was told they don'T even sell pizzas realy. It's more like a sports bar?


Tell what you know.
Or I shoot the puppy.

Some ppl have a hard time making the difference between
hit on and rape.

SEND IN THE CRAYONS!!!!

C'est quoi là Dom,
ça fait trois fois que tu lui demande d'y sucé à queue pis y veux pas?

yeah, fuck that. She's a vengefull 14 year old, and they try to pass her off as a complete psycho.
She wouldn'T have been fine just being a complete psycho.

haha, it even got onto some serious blogs too. lmao!

So what your saying is...
You'd like ppl to hit on you???
or just on Marshall.