call this number:
684-6280

she's looking for someone to mow her lawn ;)

If things work out... you never know what lawn you'll be mowing next.

I say go for it, you don't have anything to lose!
*cough* *cough*

OH yeah bebe!
found my new:
what tunrs you on...


But I heard they suck live...
that's my pet pieve.

oh They're played out for a reason m8te!

cheers to that!

YAYE for candies!

what's up J!


Phat Phuking fur pants make a candykid.
YEAH!
and candy kids can be nasty too.
DAM RIGHT!

cause he's dying to meet you and has analysed every single post you wrote to recreate your life.

I think he's only missing bathroom time slots by now.

I could be les cynical, but it's ravewave.. c'mon. It's all about dicking around.

Yeah, but give massive amounts of drugs to normal ppl and they'll turn candy within the week.

CANDY 4 EVER!

Dude..
shut your face... and you've got ppl from ravewave thinking you've got a german kick ass DJ coming.

Open it... and well, your good boie, you'll got to heaven.

That's it.. reach for that edit button, you know it's right there somewhere next to your name...

will he.. or will he not...
the answer next week.. as terrorist kris once again flames ravewave with incendiary posts!

Fer real, Ralph would kick that dudes ass anytime! BRUK BRUK!

But he plays rough shit man...

he's thinking of moving out to mtl...

everybody is!!!

FUCK! I love this city!!!!

it's gona be my first summer here, and it's gonna fucking rip!

I'll be showing up in my Deflux sketch limousine...

and it's missing the fat guy in a monokini mowing the lawn... with boobie tan lines...

I love how the topic is so happy and innocent,
then you get the freaks mashed in there and the topic all of a sudden is MArilyn Manson fisting some kid...


I'd smoke it.

shitdisturber

mental harrassment.
in a good way.
Y'know

Household chicanes cause of poverty.

HAHA!

Ma pimp niggz be fucking up ma steez yo.

Imma build projects up yo mamma's and get U skinny punk ass addicted to ma shit y'all.

This game ... I have to get.
So many hours of fronting the Niger style with friends, it could make my summer.

Fuck, let's install a board next to the old men in chinatown playing chess.

Good luck with the night Sevr.
Hope everything turns out sweet.
I'm not a hip hop head, but I might check you guys out.

[ www.djedwhite.com ]

Phunk (Funky/Disco House) -> 30 minutes
01). I Need Money - Busta Funk
02). Fully Roasted - Onionz & Tony
03). One more Time to Enjoy It - Derrick Carter
04). One More Time to Enjoy It/Crazy Drum - DJ Motion
05). Crazy Drum - DJ Motion
06). Welcome to the Club - Roy Davis Jr.
07). Without You - Spero
08). Sunshine Day - Glaubitz & Roc
09). Cum - Armand Van Helden
10). Cum - Armand Van Helden/Sing it Back - Moloko
11). Sing it Back - Moloko/Cum - Armand Van Helden
12). Sing it Back - Moloko
13). I Want You - CZR
14). Koochy - Armand Van Helden
15). Koochy - Armand Van Helden
16). I'm Alone Until You Show Me - Paul Johnson
17). The Sweetest One - Paul Johnson
18). Ain't it a Shame - Paul Johnson


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tek (Hard Tech House) -> 30 minutes
19). Tribe Cutz Volume 1 - Cycle
20). I am a T-Bone - Olav Basoski
21). White
22). Runnin - Kamahele
23). Funk Truk - Kamahele
24). Funk Truk - Kamahele/Tribe Cutz Volume 1 - Cycle
25). Tribe Cutz Volume 1 - Cycle/Funk Truk - Kamahele
26). Tribe Cutz Volume 1 - Cycle/2000 Club Nights - Tim J
27). 2000 Club Nights - Tim J
28). 2000 Club Nights - Tim J
29). The Stalker - Green Velvet
30). The Stalker - Green Velvet
31). Conquest - Tim J
32). Conquest - Tim J/Minus Orange - Richie Hawtin
33). Minus Orange - Richie Hawtin
34). Buggin' - Mole Clinic
35). On and On - C-MOS
36). On and On - C-MOS
37). On and On/Movin' Thru Your System - Jark Prongo
38). Movin' Thru Your System - Jark Prongo
39). Movin' Thru Your System/Body Rock - MRE
40). Body Rock - MRE
41). Lettin Ya Mind Go - Desert

[ www.djedwhite.com ]

Bootylicious (Chicago Booty/Ghetto House)
01). Intro
02). Work It - DJ Funk
03). Do U Right - Plank Men
04). Fuk-U-Later - DJ Funk
05). Fuk-U-Later/Can't Stop The Groove - Plank Men
06). Can't Stop The Groove - Plank Men
07). Give It Up Girl - Matt Johnson
08). Turn It Up - Alex Peace
09). 96 U Got 2 - Ghetto Funk (DJ Funk)
10). Pump That Shit Up - Jammin "G"/DJ Funk
11). Full Effect - Mark V. & Poogie Bear
12). Shake It - DJ Deeon/DJ Funk
13). Peace Frogs - Looney Tunes 4
14). Bang * Ski!!! - DJ Chip/DJ Thadz
15). War - Mark V. & Poogie Bear
16). The Kings of Rock - Mark V. & Poogie Bear
17). Let Me Bang - DJ Deeon
18). Work It - DJ Funk
19). Hold Up - Jammin "G"/DJ Chip
20). Pussy Ride - Shawn
21). Watch Out - Shawn

Mtl is hard to find on the web...
but Andrew... took me 2 secs.

[ streetsound.pseudo.com ]


Cognition presents Andrew Duke's In The Mix show 577


*part 1: guest DJ* Miguel Graca Sonic/Montreal
1 Seven Dub Chateau Rouge Pro-Zak Trax
2 Big Muff Feel What You Know US Snapt
3 Electric Soul Here Come One People
4 Dubtribe Sound System El Regalo De Amor US Guidance
5 Martha Cinader Living It US Liquid Sound Lounge
6 Return Of The Jazz Twit Covonia UK Shaboom


*part 2: interview #1* John Acquaviva Underdog/Windsor ON
1 Blunted Dummies House 4 All CAN Definitive
2 John Acquaviva presents The James Gang Hummer CAN Underdog
3 Nightmares On Wax Dextrous UK Warp
4 Laj & Quakerman Restoration Fiasco
5 The Preacher The Good Omen (T.S. Club edit) Downtown Base

*part 2: interview #2* Tim Baker Elephanthaus/Chicago
1 Tim Baker D.A.T. (Detroit Audio Transmission) US Elephanthaus CDR
2 Tim Baker Mars Attacks US Elephanthaus CDR
3 Tim Baker 696 US Elephanthaus CDR


*part 3*
1 Moodymann (Kenny Dixon Jr) Radio UK Peacefrog PF074
2 YMC Solitaire SE Deck Deli CDR
3 Daniel Wang (Balihu) 24 to Vector Z (Morgan Geist's Commuter Mix) US Environ ENV005 test
4 Gene Farris Heavenly Chorus CAN 83 West ET017
5 Chris Nazuka Shadowboxing US Tweekin TWK002
6 Anthony "Shake" Shakir A1 (extro)/from Tracks For My Father EP US Seventh City SCD008 test
7 Brian Harden Scream (Men From The Nile remix) US Bangin' Traxx BTM002 test
8 Chip E. Inc. featuring K. Joy Like This (Club mix) US D.J. International D-251 (1985)
9 Common Factor Get Down US Planet E PE65242 test
10 Gemini (Spencer Kincy) Blast Me US Relief RR725 (1995)
11 Urban Art Trio (Blaze + Tee Alford) Art Of Dance (main mix) US Area Code AC-106 promo
12 Scott Grooves (Patrick Scott) featuring Parliament/Funkadelic Mothership Reconnection (Slam Counter-Plan mix) UK Soma 71R test
13 Dan Bell Subterranean/from Elevate Special Projects 2 US Elevate ELVSP-2
14 Eddie "Flashin' Fowlkes B/from CBNR007 EP US City Boy Nouveau CBNR007
15 Anthony "Shake" Shakir A1/from Tracks For My Father EP US Seventh City SCD008 test
16 Anthony "Shake" Shakir B1 (extro)/from Tracks For My Father EP US Seventh City SCD008 test


*part 4*
1 Hallucinator Dusk DM Chain Reaction CR22
2 John Tejada untitled 010 US Palette unreleased CDR
3 Selway (John Selway) A/from Slide Into Your Space EP US CSM CSM-III test
4 Dan Curtin Crazy Life US Metamorphic METOC011 test
5 Markus Miller Routine Blur US Organised Noise ON-SIX test
6 Jay Denham Destinations US Sonic Mind SM010 test
7 Underground Resistance Panic (excerpt) US UR UR-010 (1991)
8 Robert Gorl Psycho (unreleased Regis mix 96) UK Progress Report PR001 test
9 Keith Tucker Nemesis US Puzzlebox PBX-4 test
10 Adult Dispassionate Furniture (Sitting In...) US Ersatz Audio EZ-007 test
11 Daniel Lodig Zink Beatz DM Kurbel 013 test
12 Andrew Duke untitled CAN Cognition Audioworks DAT (1995)
13 Solvent/Lowfish (one or the other, not both) B3/from Suction 3.4 LP CAN Suction SUCT4 test
14 Solenoid Time F US Emanate EMA-001
15 Outmost We're Here (remix) NZ Obscure unreleased CDR
16 Takeshi Muto Fud Ulga US Schematic SCH-008 test
17 Wildplanet (Simon Hartley) Form Of Expression US 430 West advance cassette
18 Rue Leon 54' Cadillac Tequila SE a P.M.S. plan PMS12004
19 Cybotron (Juan Atkins + Rick Davis) Alleys Of Your Mind US Fantasy F-9625 (1983)

[ deejays.cz ]


01. DJ Zinc & Miss Dynamite - Freenote [dub]
>> 02. Roni Size - It' Jazzy |tease|
03. Pascal - Hold You [True Playaz]
04. Ram - ?
05. Pascal - ?? True Playaz ?? [dub]
06. Bad Company - Hornet [dub]
07. Absoulte Zero & Subphonics - The Code [Renegade Hardware]
08. Total Science - Philly X [Advanced]
09. Deep Blue - The Helicopter Tune (Cause 4 Concern remix) [Moving Shadow]
10. Ed Rush & Optical - Pacman (Ram Trilogy remix) [Virus]
11. Mampi Swift - Rebirth [Charge]
12. Marky & XRS Land - LK [V Recordings]
>> 13. Shy FX & T Power - Shake Your Body (acapella) [Positiva]
14. DJ Zinc vs Shy FX & T-Power - Ska Your Body [dub]
15. Capone - Twist 'em Out [Renegade Hardware]
16. Total Science - Squash VIP [dub]
17. MIST feat Jenna G - Lover [dub]
18. Influx Datum - Back For More [Formation]
19. London Elektricity - Come Dancing [Hospital]
20. Basement Jaxx - Jump n' Shout (Zinc remix) [dub]
21. Jonny L - Dirt [Piranha]
22. Ram Trilogy - Huggy Bear [Ram]
23. ?? - ?? (vmi Zinc lehet)
24. Drumagick - Easyboom [Sambaloco]
>> 25. Roni Size - Trust Me [Full Cycle]
26. ??
27. DJ Zinc vs Mobb Deep- Shook Ones [bootleg]
>> 28. Roni Size - Snapshot [Full Cycle] |tease|
29. Zinc - ??
30. ?? - ?? vmi Ram
31. Pascal - P Funk Era 2000 [True Playaz]
32. Bad Company - Nine [BC Recordings]
33. Hyper-On Experience - Lord Of The Null Lines (Aquasky remix)
>> 34. Zinc - Fair Fight [Bingo] |tease|
35. Jonny L - Bring In The Trouble [Piranha]
36. ?? - ?? [dub]
37. Souljah - Fade 2 Black [Hardleaders]
38. Subhuman - Eggplant [Red Light]
39. Zinc - Reach Out (Zinc remix) [True Playaz]
40. Dillinja - Grimey [V Recordings] |rewound|
41. ?? - ??
42. Zinc - ??

That's the deal yo.

put coke in your nose once, you'll feel weird.
a second time... you might catch on.

If you don't, you'll get addicted cause you don't get the trip.

But if you do, then your most likely not an "addictive" person, and you can snort whenever there's someone offering, or you feel like breaking a monstruous trip!

Last time I did coke was In nYC, insane coke binge with my neighbour, and it was funny as shit club hopping in an accelerated party frenzy.

I recommend doing it every 6 months or more.
Then you'll get the purist yelling behind: Don't tell kids to do coke!!! I'm not, I'm saying if you think you can cath on to what the trip is about (like any drugs), you'll know when to do them.

But if your just another junky that wants to get classy, save your dough, it ain't worth shit.

DJ Logik y'all,
it'S the project y'all
colossal sound,
one that's underground!

Sweet I have that DJ logik tune in my head now.

Oh!
fer real?

I'm still lost past Atwater until lachine...

was it good?

You grabbed what?

I'm a what?

MAn, remind me never to take a road trip to westmount.. I'll get lost before the first street light.

I was talking about fed penner.. not gordo.

Man, imagine how much fucking $$ i'd make if I had a copy of his porno...

crap

Got a big fat bootay!
*points towards the cat*

cause he's dropping off a cd at my place!
Woot Woot!
GO NIGEL!

too much wankin?

Bois-de-what?

how long do you think before that psy guy comes in saying:
I have a forest behind my cotage!

hips

Chelsea=Freak

Fred Penner needs to be moer x rated

Being a shitdisturber is so pointless...
just like this post...

Doode,
who's the guy in your avatar?

That reminds me of NoFx.

Why do you need to ask ppl to know what you can say or not?
Just say it if it comes naturaly...

C...
you smoked two joints...

...

At least you didn't almost pass out and begin deep inner consciousness exploration...
Damm that dude was funny!