Here's a mash with Bloc Party's Banquet:
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My grandfather wrote this song

Keys to the vip looks completly gay, but this guy Phil is just next level.

"have you ever had a guy stand this close and tell you he could smell your ovaries?"

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I hate it when you squat cause the seats dirty,
but you squat too much so you squirt horizontally.
Fucking explosive diahrea man.

thank you for bringing this thread back to seriousaties

It's some random dude, the laptop was the first you'd see coming in.
I think the guy realy just forgot the vodka bottle, or is Muslim.

If I was a breaks Dj I'd be:

DJ Trace de Break

I'd always take a shit at raves.
Fling it around. Flail my arms in circle.
The mixer would be so slippery I'd be the only one able to mix the whole night.

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LMAO!!!

claasss-e!
did he aske them to finish for privicy?

Wrong impressions. One of the place to make the biggest payroll on tips is banquets. Especially ones that are open bar.
And especially the ones that are on the high end. (ie. Queen E.)
They only hire with a diploma or a fuck load of experience. That's where you want to end up. It's not as steady as Bars, but the bottom line is way better, so that means you get vacation instead of working your ass off for that same pay.

There, Nelly Too.
and three or four other friends that don'T know yet.

See that's weird too. The fridge's doorhandle was broken too.

They broke in by snapping the little window stoppers from the back door window with a crow bar.

and it smelled like cigarette inside, but none of us smokes.

That means the dude took the time to smoke one, Check the fridge violently, go through my shit,
But just ran off with my roomates's laptop. And the table it was on was halfway across the room in the direction of the door with half the wires sticking out. So he RAN off.


That young punk forgot the vodka. Come on. 60$ Vodka, BANG, right there for your taking, Get your drink on,
I'm disapointed in him.

Doubtfull, they just moved from Alberta and they're like uber hippies that made friends with everyone, even the weird ex west indies military guy, Patrick, that everyone's scared about.
He brings boxes of books and burnt Dvds all the time now.

Stole my roomates laptop.
None of my shit got stolen. wtf?
I had like a big Grey Goose bottle lying there.
3000$ worth of equipment,
I shouldn't be typing from this computer.

"peter à cenne à ta soeur"

tu viens d'lest en toi?
Claaaaaasse dude.
'me demandais comment la pluguer sur ravewve celle là

Which one?

Ha!
he'll have your bar bankrupt in 3 hours!

Sometimes ppl make a war,
don't know what its for.

2 in the pink...

there's a class at I.t.h.q. that does "service de bar"
I enrolled today. yesterday was the last official day to register.

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595$. it's the best out there. I took the monday, tuesday one.
I recommend you move your ass REALY quickly, cause otherwise you have to wait until September.


Good luck with that.
Weird you posted that today.

Fisrt show was M.a.p. and grimskunk at our school.
First major show was Millencollin and Nofx in Qc city Ikea warehouse. So many shows went down there after.
We'd hotbox for an hour in the car, and get out when the line up was less than 5 minutes, cause we we're wearing shorts in the middle of winter. I miss moshing like a retard.

violent sex, leave no hair standing,
or bladders full.

Why'd you change your avatar?


The "threads turning to porn" is gonna fall on my back again.

Pink Lemonade or this,
it's all love.

OH NOZZZ !!!! SHE'S PISSING ON THE IRANIAN RUG !!!!

This is officialy where you dump shitty useless stuff.

Dude, leurs bras se rendent même pas pour se toucher

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t's like a bulgarian mix of Michael Bolton divided by 4, and puff daddy

Hey ppl,


is there a way to have autoplay on myspace vids embedded

Nice try Matt,

yet, noone except me and Sharron from these pics are even on here.


There needs to be a Cloud 7.

moi je l'acheterais, mais y faudrais que je le passe sur une carte de crédit de compagnie,
avec une facture pis toute.

Don't all your days turn to porn in the end?

I personnaly have matching socks and drawers, just in case my life would turn to porn.

side 69,

c'est la seul facon logique.

J'peux voir le want-ad avec ces description là.

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Astronaut Charged With Attempted Murder

By MIKE SCHNEIDER, Associated Press Writer

Tuesday, February 6, 2007


(02-06) 15:07 PST Orlando, Fla. (AP) --

A NASA astronaut accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot's affections was charged with attempted first-degree murder Tuesday and released from jail after posting $25,000 bail.

"The intent was there to do serious bodily injury or death," said Orlando Police Sgt. Barb Jones, referring to a new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags that police found in Lisa Marie Nowak's possession.

Nowak, a 43-year-old Navy captain and married mother of three, had already been charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery.

A judge earlier Tuesday said she could be freed on $15,500 bail provided she stayed away from the other woman and wore a monitoring device. But the judge increased that amount after prosecutors filed attempted murder charges.

Nowak was released from jail late Tuesday afternoon with a jacket covering her head. She was escorted by chief astronaut Steve Lindsey and a bail bondsman on her way to get fitted for an ankle bracelet that would track her whereabouts.

If convicted of attempted murder, she faces between 30 years and life in prison, authorities said.

Lindsey, who flew with Nowak to the international space station last July aboard space shuttle Discovery, and fellow astronaut Chris Ferguson attended the earlier hearing.

"Our primary concern is her health and well-being and that she get through this," Lindsey told reporters later. "Her status (with the astronaut corps) has not changed."

Ferguson said he was "perplexed" by Nowak's alleged actions.

Police said Nowak drove 900 miles, donned a disguise and was armed with a BB gun and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Navy Cmdr. William Oefelein, an unmarried fellow astronaut.

Oefelein, 41, piloted the space shuttle Discovery in December. He and Nowak trained together but never flew a mission together.

Nowak told police that her relationship with Oefelein was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit.

Inside Nowak's vehicle, which was parked at a nearby motel, authorities found a pepper spray package, an unused BB-gun cartridge, latex gloves and e-mails between Oefelein and Colleen Shipman.

They also found a letter "that indicated how much Mrs. Nowak loved Mr. Oefelein" and Shipman's home address, the arrest affidavit said.

Police said Nowak told them that she only wanted to scare Shipman into talking to her about her relationship and didn't want to harm her.

"If you were just going to talk to someone, I don't know that you would need a wig, a trench coat, an air cartridge BB gun and pepper spray," Jones said. "It's just really a very sad case."

Defense attorney Donald Lykkebak said Tuesday that he believes the attempted murder charge was filed because police were unhappy Nowak would be released on bail.

"I guess they didn't like the ruling in court this morning, did they? You think they would have done it if she was still in jail?" he said.

According to authorities, Nowak believed Shipman was romantically involved with Oefelein, and when she found out Shipman was flying to Orlando from Houston, she decided to confront her early Monday, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.

Dressed in a wig and a trench coat, she waited for Shipman's plane to land and then boarded the same airport shuttle bus Shipman took to get to her car, police said. Shipman told police she noticed someone following her, hurried inside the car and locked the doors, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying, the statement said. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman's car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.

An officer reported following Nowak and watching her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. Police also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said.

Oefelein and Shipman, who worked at Patrick Air Force Base near the Kennedy Space Center, did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

NASA spokesman James Hartsfield in Houston said that, as of Monday, Nowak's status with the astronaut corps remained unchanged. "What will happen beyond that, I will not speculate," he said. He said there were no rules against fraternizing among astronauts.

According to NASA's official biography, Nowak is a Naval Academy graduate who has a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. She has a teenage son and younger twin girls.

Oefelein has two children and began his aviation career as a teenager flying floatplanes in Alaska, according to a NASA biography. He studied electrical engineering at Oregon State University and later earned a master's degree in aviation systems at the University of Tennessee Space Institute. He has been an astronaut since 1998.

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Associated Press writers Kelli Kennedy and Jessica Gresko in Miami contributed to this report.

I'm still not over the Dorval to p.e.t. thing.

Fucking dirtsack.

and the cows

I like Michele