as long as your left arm isn't the only thing that is useless!

coprophilia?

the fear of cops?

hahah

too bad i've been doing some crazy wrist exercises too! :)

YOU, scotty p, are asking for a gas explosiiiiiiooooooooooon

for the sake of your sanity, i pray that you are right-handed!

such as make faces like this

might i suggest a pair of gloves?

what hotel do you work at?

could be worse, you could be finding dead hookrs at Motel Raphael!

my anus / my anus

though fleshpots of Bangkok does have a nice ring to it!

well Ramses by far is the best in terms of sheehsa and bong quality, as well as comfort (except for the little sitting sacs upstairs in the no-shoe zone - they hurt my ass after awhile)

Nef's is great because of gordo's aformentioned reasons

and King Toots, though i've never been, definatly has the best name! ;)

well the shitty thing is you gotta have some kind of family connectin to get a job at Chrysler... so unless you have some distant, forgotten uncle or something that has hook-ups, i would say that you might be out of luck!

but working at a hotel can't be that bad? except for the splinter, of course? (are you a hotel carpenter?)

vaporizers have scared me ever since i was smoking off one and it propelled a burning chunk of bud into the back of my throat (nastiest thing ever)

even worse, i was once smoking out of bong and i guess i pulled a little too fiercely and i got a big gulp of fucking BONGWATER!

all this has led me to believe that vaporizers, bongs and pipes are useless and i stick to the old fashion way: ROLLING. cause after you roll a purty joint there is a snse of accomplishment that just makes everything so much better...

as i write this i am jonesing at work and maybe if i just keep writing it will go away?

maybe?

fuck/

i wprl in the warehouse of the parts distribution center on the Trans-Canada...

i just walk around the warehouse all day picking up and packaging car parts!

and any overtime i do is time and a half (40$)

it's the sweeeeeeeeeeetest job evah!

the last time i went to nef's the bong nazi told me he dreamed of me the night prior - that kinda freaked me out!

but a few years ago i went on my birfday and he offered me "the special" i was sooOoo excited cause i'd heard lotsa stuff about this special... anyway, it tasted like play-doh!

hard nipples? never a problem for me - cold or no cold!

*ding*

I WIN!

well if it was work related injury you could have gotten CSST and got paid to sit home and do nothing!!

maybe you could pull a scam?

hehe.. aren't Ramses a subdivision of Durex? :)

anyway, i've been a regular at Nef's for the last 6 years or so, but you guys really blow them out of the water!

are you a waiter or a bong man or a cook?

so whats everyone doing this summer? work? travel?

i'm gonna be working full time at Chrysler, making 25$$$$$$$$$$ an hour.

suckas!

i think cote de liesse is an expressway like bonaventure.

and st-john's is MY street. MINE.

you can't have it.

Anubis, i was just glancing at your profile and noticed that you work at Ramses... is that the one in Brossard? if so, i';ve been there a couple times with a friend of mine (who is a regular) and you guys have THE best Sheesha (sp?) in the province!

yo jeff i'm not holding them hostage, i'm selling them back to you for the measly profit they're worth.

lindsay and i will split the revenue half and half.

~~ SHARON

THIS IS SHARON



yo chelsea YOU HAG where is my fucking apology?!






twat.

watch out, the link has SARS!



i'd watch it if i didn't have the SHITTIEST computer ever

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THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER

apparently there is a "sexual acts prohibited" policy. but i'm sure there are ways to get around it. you could all be part of the mile high club without even going to the bathroom!

yeah.. i was really during the shootout cause my favorite Juve player is Buffon and my favorite Milan player is Shevchenko!

:)

ever felt like taking a flight surrounding by naked peeps?

well now's your chance, Naked Air is a new airline providing nude flights all over the world. (i'm serious, i read it in the Gazette today!)

sounds pretty interesting to me, but i'd hate to get caught in some crazy turbulance!

i'll go as long as i'm not the only girl :)

dunno about italian soccer... i mean, obviously it's good but i find a little too defensively minded.. like the finals of the Champions League between Juventus and Milan i found waspertty fucking boring! except for the shootout

well technically speaking, Arsenal doesn't suck because any team with players like Bergkamp, Viera, Henry, Pires, etc... can't be that bad!
but they are just my personnal favorite. it sucks soo hard how they lost to Man U after leading for like 4/5 of the season!

but you're right, the Premiere League is pretty shitty, but good luck finding 2nd division games on anywhere in Canada...

i like Scottish football as well, though again, nearly impossible to see any televised games withought satellite

PLUR WARS

i'm down as along as i can be goalie (don't like to run)

i kick everyone's ass Arsenal stylz

blue balls!!!!!!

when i'm rich everything will be made of NERF

daddy?

fred's penis will now be known as "camel ass"

HAhaha sharon lazy h!!!!!!!!!

"I'm THom Yorke. I'm such a rock god that i have to put an USELESS H in my name"

Tom Yorke... now thats just stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid

hahaHAHaha MUSHROOM HEAD!

way to be jeff

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do i win yet?

shut up jess or i'll sic the lazy eyed freak on you and he will whine in your ear about fake plastic trees until you kill yourself.