it's enough to make you cry... or laugh

thats just cuase kira flat out refused to give me a sip of her water so i was venting my frustrations on you

almost as much fun as the reality TV where people jump out of burning 100-storey buildings.

pink mist o gore!

So retarded

according to my Fit & Well gym book Special K is also known as cat valium!

haven't heard that one before but it's got a nice ring to it!

oh I'M prepared!!

if you call sitting on my ass whilst browsing through ravewave working, then yes.

A woman is giving birth in a delivery room. Once the baby is out, the nurse cuts the umbilical cord and then starts smashing the baby into walls, throwing it around, punting it, etc... Meanwhile the mother is going fucking nuts screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BAYBEEEE??!!" Then the nurse turns to her and says: "it's ok, it was dead anyway!"

ruined: having to do a push up and curl test ni gym class

make sure the person in front of you isn't sharon

any dream involving Mini is a good dream...

wow for noce i'm not sick! its great!

although i kinda miss all the water bottle sharing and strep throat 5 times a year

wow for noce i'm not sick! its great!

although i kinda miss all the water bottle sharing and strep throat 5 times a year

if jess gets molly shannon, i guess i get cheri oteri?

hehe

eveyone has to sign a waiver on the way in against anal penetration

OMG!!

if only i had 725 american dollars lying around...

there's this old lady in a wheelchair who's complaining she's never been fucked.

So this guy walks by, listens to her and says 'that's terrible'. Then he lifts her from her chair, throws her to the ground, kicks the wheelchair down the street and says, 'Now you're fucked.'

thank you soumaya!

she's also a good fuck

the original actually read:

"...that spurts out of my trance"

pity da foo?

trish is more talented then kafwin and her 10 torso shots

it.s tru

pretty much..

but the black people don't help either

nor do the bums who rummage trough my garbage

thanks for all the wise words everybody, me being the computer illiterate bitch i am!

actually i'm a st henri resident for the next little while, so i feel very dirty

i smuggled a bottle of absynthe (or whatever it is these days...) back from the Czech Republic last summer and it was fucking great!

it tasted like shit even after you mixed the caramalized sugar in but it certinaly did the trick.

although an absynthe hangover to me felt like i had been shot. worst hangover ever and i don;t even usually get them!

i just do

i'm ripping out my hair here

but i already know that it is more than you will ever know

and what?


dont keep me in suspense

umm isn't he on ravewave anyway?

more than you will ever know

i'm watching DOGME

when i finger you, you come

its ok.

the long flowing hair commanded it - it must be so.

well i figured, but you'd be surprised - quite a few people know about the bathroom incident.

so what happened to the reunion gt?

never happened?

pff

ok