i have to shit, but i just really don't feel like getting up

i thought of you when i read this... (in a good way)

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pffffffffffffff he even wears socks and sandals.

I BANISH DAVID BECKHAM TO JOHN ABBOTT!

i feel ya katie. boo to expecting things out of people and life in general

marca bavaria was disappointing. and no free trip to Rio. what a rip off

you know you're doing it for the big "J"

no my mom is gonna vote for you!

i had a productive boring day that included soccer, splinter cell 2 and some guitar.

woo

i like sleeman honey brown too... mmmm. brownish

lock up yer daughters

made: party last night
ruined: no pit tickets for new Jersey
made: however ticketmaster comes through for once: sec. 104 row *A*. awesome!
made: going to see fahreinheight (sp... fuck it i don't care) 911 today
made: good match on the telly

and cheap!! i love being able to get two tall boys for under 5$

sports are a free high like music and film. dats why i like em so much.

asshat shit fucker anal

awesome. i love playing the bass line to that song.

good times...

Hoegaarden and Pilsner Urquel and tuborg and heineken

and i know that i've probably butchered the spelling of each of them/

if either Greece or the netherlands win it all i will be happy.

ruined: woke up at 10 AM for a presale that was absolute shit
ruined: gonna have to wake up at 10 again tomorrow for the general public sale
made: new album out in 96 hours... :) :) :)
made: it not being too hot since i have to go do some manual labor today
made: summer is shaping up


congrats on being accepted to commercial photo. jeff. good to see you branching out of the box industry

just don't wash yer hair for a few weeks - do it all natural

to quote jess:
"why is it raining? cause the french people don't deserve fireworks"

...

maybe if you spent less time looking in the mirror and more time working on your penalty kicks, you'd be worth a damn!!!


decent game though... had me on the edge of my seat for a few hours...

Go Greece

mmmmm.....opium.

molson insults itself!

tell me about it!! i might have to forgo the Streets show

booo to shrooms

the caption below this read: "The lazy-eyed gnome uses a Macintosh. How delightfully insipid"

i like dem pwetty pictures!

wouldn't both speed and coke be considered stimulants?

SAKE

drugs don't bore me - people do.

cheap natural way: drink crazy amounts of water for a few days beforehand and flush out yer system

kahlua + milk + vodka = heaven

you'd prolly be strung out like a mother fucker.

wtv *I* love em! they were great at Sommersault

by the way Jeff, have you heard the new Alexisonfire CD? I work with this emo kid at Chrysler and he's been blasting it on his MP3 player all week. I kinda like it!

i think i'm gonna try some saki!
SAKI! SAKI! i'm saying it in my head as i type and it's funny sounding.

made: buying my sister a 50$ puma bag for her bday. she better fucking like it! :)
made: impending tempura and sushi dinner
ruined: Lollapalooza got cancelled for poor ticket sales... what does this mean for Curefest? i'm worried.
made: 6 days to go!!!!

Graham is the awesomest when it comes to security! plus he's a nice guy to boot.

His team did a great job at prophecy and every other time i had the honor of being frisked by them!

i fucking love those guyyyys!!

NEXT TUESDAY ALREADY DAMMIT!

ian, it's FECES. and yes, i'm leaning more towards the human excrement myself.