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it's kinda fun... with the amount of vain bitches on this board i think you'll have fun playing around with it.

i thought you got hired at American Apparel Jess?

good match yesterday! can;t wait for the elimination round.

wishing i was miles away

peace and quiet

for anyone interested in reading the official book on male prison sodomy... go read Falconer by John Cheever.. funny stuff

you wish he was, amanda

not soon enough i fear

i can't wait for this one... it's always especially nice to see charles spin :D

playing online hearts.

yeah, thats how cool i really am in case you didn't know already.

what about last semester?
jess would pop in often.
although not often enough, of course!

;)

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion of the word tragedy.

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says President Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff! , killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a great
loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand.
In a quiet voice he says: "If Air Force One carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush, That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't
be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either. "

made: trading cure bootlegs with my friend from New Jersey! anticipating the Birmingham 96 show where Robert Smith has a breakdown onstage. woo!

right now...

Falconer by John Cheever
and
Complicity (again) by Iain Banks

reading bullshit

mornings and so much more.

fuck it... i'm not even going to watch the world cup because it's going to make my hockey withdrawl so much worse.. :(

getting tired of hanging out at Dawson noah? ;)

thanks trish

:(

stupid bobo 3 hour photoshop basic tutorials

vanity.

and when people say one thing and then do another.

hey matt, how did you get that text above your avatar?

no, but you can caress it

school bites my ass.

EXCUSE ME...it takes more than a bit of smeared lipstick to get me wet.





a little eyeshadow helps too

did we win? and by "we" i mean slovakia. haha it feels so good to get to watch Richard Zednik's ass as he skates.. i was going through withdrawl

i can't go cause i can't afford to anymore.

oh well.

at times drugs have made me louder, quieter, more social, less social, neurotic, euphoric, tired, drained, elated, energized, sick... blah blah blah

better, worse... not for me to decide.

depends what your definition of good is.

they have ones that go forward, backward, loopy, twisty, turny, standing, sitting, hanging...

i'll stick with the monster, especially if i am going to be drinking and/or anything else

cuntfaced bitch

^^^

i hear ya sistah!

i'll go see bjork again jess!

made: thunderstorm

put on some pants goddamn it!

i'm sorry i did't get to chit chat more amanda...

i REALLY did have to pee though!

i swear!

mmmm... i love sexy bassists.

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_ _ _ _ _ _ !

acid? really?



*mouth starts watering*