i give your beautiful and shapely ass 9 points

then buy me drinks, damnit!

made: sexy peeps in my house
made: getting the party started early the right way
ruined: the parade itself kinda sucked - it wasn't as loud as last year
ruined: really wanting to go buy some groceries, but being too lazy

hmmm... i think sharon's photo career is in the bowl, literall.y

would you be my cum dumpster?

bed or video games?

life is full of tough descisions

ruined: it's 11:30 and i'm already pissed.

fuck you, you fucking fucks. what's with the goddamn disrespect?

all of April cause i get to see M83, Stars, The Organ, Garbage and Dizzee Rascal!

^^^ what she said!

and in defense of the cover, it was actually drawn by an 11-year old

farting

every friday night at Peel Pub i hear there's one gigantic circle jerk going down. check it out!

remax

awesome! thanks for the 411! you gonna be there? cause i know i'm so there already. hopefully it]s not in april, cause that would be just ridiculous!

[ rave.ca ]

now i see where you got those looks from!!

MMMM!

i'm down for a strip club... i suggest that one on Notre-Dame w. near Le Blackjack...

whatever you decide i'll be there for your hot birthday ass, Yas!

bang! you're dead!


too soon?

TAKE THE TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll be there Ian!

it's been too long since i've been to Blue Dog!

... or was it not long enough?

i'm so happy that i managed to get the day off. that means i get to participate in all the cream ale festivities! WOO!

ruined: getting roped into working
made: getting Sunday off for the St Patty's day parade thanks to the barter system.
made: photocopying hundreds of cases of hardcore porn at Jean Coutu with my boss and loving every minute of it
made: finding out that we just got some 4 HOUR midget porn DVDs. life has new meaning.
made: The Ring 2 is out in one week!! SEVEN DAyS!!!!! mouahahahaha~
made/ruined: realising how many good shows are coming up in April
made: Ken Park - what a great movie!!

M83 - Run Into Flowers (abstrakt remix)

hey, i misspelt Scrabble. thats pretty ironic!

i played some serious Scarabble and Crib.

gouge away
you can gouge away
stay all day
if you want to

missy aggravation
some sacred questions
you stroke my locks
some marijuana
if you got some

gouge away
you can gouge away
stay all day
if you want to

sleeping on your belly
you break my arms
you spoon my eyes
been rubbing a bad charm
with holy fingers

gouge away
you can gouge away
stay all day
if you want to

chained to the pillars
a 3-day party
i break the walls
and kill us all
with holy fingers

gouge away
you can gouge away
stay all day
if you want to

yeah, all that moaning and groaning and moving and shaking caused quite a ruckus!

maybe they should show you how to bread?

:D luv ya Miller!

ruined: people actually wake up this god awful early on a regular basis? this is insanity incarnate.
ruined: getting 5 hours of sleep because of the disrespect - basatards!
made: during the last hour of my extremely short sleep, i dreamt i was in the Ring 2 with Robin Williams who got eating by some chick with long hair - wierd!
made: i think your mind really is at its sharpest when you wake up

you so feddy, Heather!

i detect a high degree of silliness eminating from this thread, silly!

what a little bowling slut!

thanks Mike! i lurve that song! :)

ok, well now i know that all my friends are pussies and that i'llhave to stick to the boring 'ol straight or lesbian porn in the future.


and yes, there will be more of these in the future. mouhahahah!

off the top of my head, no. do you know their family name?

i'm quite sure that i have never met a "Nelson" before in my life.

thanks for the well-wishing guyyeeeees!

me n' my nips are feeling great - i'm done work and i got lotsa alcohol. what more can one ask for?

yup tonight... i figure we'll be hanging around till 3 or 4 ish

in anticipation of my b-day, we are going to have a porn soiree at our place involving some straight and midget porn and maybe some surprises...

so feel free to stop by and watch some freaky shit with us.

i get off from work at midnight so the porn starts shortly after that.



PORN!@=]

hehe... thanks guys.. but i found out we have one at work and i took care of everything.

big shout out to my ravewave brothas and sistas for the willingness to help though... it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

also, is it wrong of me to be intimidated by fax machines? i mean, before today i had never used one... they kind of scare me... yeah... i'm a dumbass

does anyone in the downtown area have a fax machine?

would you be willing to receive a fax for me and let me pick it up? i would appreciate it SO much.

let me know.
thanks

ruined: bad mood = bad week-end
made: getting next sunday off from work so i can get mind-blowingly drunk, etc... at Klute
made: jeff with g-e-o