pen... obviously...




goat or pig? (please pick the pig THEY ARE SO DAMN CUTE!)

want me to massage it?

i would invite her to dinner in the woods

chase him and gut him and eat him over a fire

fox news :P



eat or sleep?

you love it ;)

go on a lovely picnic with him

does anyone have stretchy string though? :P

hey! my names fred.
how are you today.
i am doing fine i just got off the phone with god and he told me a secret and he told me i'm not allowed to tell anyone what it is.
sorry, i promised god i would keep his secret.
ask god if he will tell you his secret, don't ask me.
his number is 1-800-IAR-EGOD
what, you don't believe that god exists?
then what do you think exists beyond this universe? nothing?
that's impossible because something had to create this universe...
something that knows enough and has enough materials.
"god" is basically a label for whatever is beyond our time and space.
so "god" should at least exist.
and if "god", the creator of our universe did in fact exist
then wouldn't you think "god" would be able to contact us here on earth?
i am talking about a universe-creator being able to communicate with living organisms that live in the universe that this universe-creator made.
would be be possible? would it be plausible?
what are the chances of an universe-creator existing beyond our universe?
a universe-creator would exist on it's own levels within it's own system, well logically.
therefore i personally believe there may be a grain of truth within the bible.
i think the bible means something.
you may be thinking that i am suggesting that you run to the nearest bible and read it over and over again until it starts to make sense
but no!
that is not what i am saying in the slightest.
i want you to use your mind to imagine our universe.
i want you to get an okay judgement on all of the universe's key elements.
and then i want you to imagine everything that actually happened in the past of humanity.
i want you to realize how a select few were actually inspired by the creator of our universe.
and i want you to think about what that would be like.

hey... thanks. *^_^*

yeah i know :P that pic is so cute!

fuck....


sombrero....


giants or dinosaurs?

here is the picture i drew for you! it's a little odd but i hope you like it. *^_^*

hot :)


fetishes?

wedding. my chance of getting tipou? does it matter to me if i get tipou?




feet or knees?

no thanks.


date and i'll be a perfect gentleman like in the movies

can't read french whacko slackers...

that's your reasoning? the words you type contain a mood. are you over-enthusiastic right now?

HUMPS!

refresh her mind with smooth talk

who wants to come over and make candy braclets?

wow....

FOL: fart out loud

feel what agian?

i know she was taking about me.


why don't you just take your time getting fond of me dr gonzo?

i'll wait like i'm good at...

why don't you just fall in fall with me dr gonzo and be my beautiful girlfriend?

shouldn't happyness be a part of life for everyone?

how long do you think it will take for society to develop to a point where the average person is happy?

could society work with only dumb people working?

chill with her and smoke a joint

i want tipou. i want her intimacy. i would treat her well.




myths or legends?

chinese chicken!

who else can't handle working?

i'm waiting!!!

sexually pleasure her

why don't you touch it and see for youself?

sexually pleasure her

kill me babe!

wanna chew on this?

i still think it would be a good one to use