I wokr at Kronos Systems... they make all those magnetic keycards that let you into your office. but i do database reports... in reality, it's 17$/h to sit on my ass all day and i just want to SLEEP!!!

true but it'll last you twice as long.

Every one is different, not only men and women. I understand gays though, must be so much easier. Too bad it's disgusting.

fuck, that is sick... in the bad sense

She's your mom, you might hate her but you owe her respect and love. I HATE my mom because she's crazier than a Loon, but fuck she means well and that's good enough for me. You're parents pay for your shit so you have no right to argue with them, about anything. And if you can't 'suck it up' move out. PERIOD. Like reggie said, don't act helpless to your situation, it's YOUR situation and there is ALWAYS many options. compromise.

shisha! now that's style

that's not all!

Do you have a cigarette? No? Well do you have a name?

the back of

I've been practicing my set and I can say that this is gonna be killer!! Not to mention that there are OTHER DJ's likely even better than me. :P

but only using your penis... so there are no takers yet...

we can smoke if we want k?

oh god... I hope nothing happens there.

hehe, That'll be eight ninety snoreeeeeee

*hurts SloppyGremlin*

you asked for it! ;)

too legit to quit rubbin', tonguin' and luvin' the clit

sorry, had to bust a freestyle ME style. word

a huge spaceship...

... Judy!



Don't step on a crack or you'll...

lol

no bathroom, I am not comfortable where everyone excretes stuff. nasteh!! I am pro choice!

fuckin' rocks? or smokin' rocks?

...knocking.



I've told you once if I've told you...

try Head-On! you apply it directly to your forehead!

if the event is in the calendar, go to it and click on Add event Photo. if it's not, they belong in your gallery :)

how many irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


2: one to hold the light bulb and another to drink until the rooms spins.

je pensais la meme chose hier!

mexico!

rip

I'm trying to keep my job, not get fired! pssshhh

I am so tired, anyone got any tricks for sleeping at work?

irony?

corporate... or cooperate.

which movie is that?

hey baby, wanna be a hallway?

boxers in my pants

pizzass

in my pants...

awesome, I am really enjoying this thread... so many great pics

Pope

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