pile of manure

bec

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
explain

he 'gets out'?!!?! Babe you can do better

never date someone recently let out of the loonie bin :\

wouldn't that hurt?

only one way to find out!!!!
fuck, respectfully

and from behind!

ego

fresh ass croissant?! how very french of you :P


^^^swim in the blankets with

anytime and anything for you baby

I love pleasing others

turtle dick!

Why cary a bed around with you? when you can have sex standing up.

I heard if you masterbate too much, it turns you into Grasp! :P

I'm tall and mostly fit... is that good enough?

Indeed. Words are so useless. Telepathy has it's own problems, you don't always want someone to know what's on your mind, would make my ex girlfriend just a tad PISSED at me.. oh well. It's funny how I refer to telepathy as if it existed... sometimes i swear people look at me as if they just read my thoughts... weeeird times.
You must understand that love can never be mutual, but it drives society one way or the other so...

even rape can make a kid who could save the world... life is fucked

date

LOL
tums

AAAH!!

and from behind! oh you were talking about blow...



and from behind!

lol, you're getting a new comp too? specs!

get drunk, fuck, pass out, wild hot fuck, pass, date, fuck DATE!....pass date, fuck pass. date.

I love pussy cock massages... and dick tongue baths... vulgar enough?

nice, how are you on the net then? or is it like night shift or something

flea

fish..... from the waist down.... think about it. (it's just calling a girl 'unclean')

fucktard

this could be cool, I actually have a pair of pants and a daishiki I could never wear except for at an even like this!

Who's Anorexia and why is society letting this manatee beat her up?

yeah boredom is boring... and so are long sentences... hmm shrot n sweet let me think

I once knew a guy who tried to get me to put an adult diaper on him. that was fucking nuts, in the weird/bad way..
no we're not still friends.

nipple ring

did your secret sauce hit them all!?!??! :D

where do you work?

I love vaginal penis massages... sorry for the vulgarity...

groin

mermaid! (fish from the waist down)

That's easy to answer, although I'd like to think I was courageous, I seriously doubt that i'd be able to jump out of the building, I'd have to be pushed/forced out before willingly jumping. So although I chose the jump, I'm sure i'd end up being crushed or burnt to death, AFTER exhausting all other possible ideas of survival.

The sex thing I need not explain, the driving thing I agree with, Drunk driving is STUPID. The truth is that I'm not a huge drinker so it's rarely a big deal, besides although I am a rather good driver, I scare the shit out of passengers in my car sometimes, whether I'm sober or drunk. I don't see how that relates, but I felt like mentioning it.
ANYWAY, the food poisoning thing is a personal oversight, i've never known ANYONE to get food poisoning, so i really can't relate, I'm guessing I would avoid the place, even though chances were that it was ONE element of the meal that is more than likely no longer being served, due to complaints, w/e.

so.... burn to death. and I don't think knowledge alone is worth going through any experience because again, you can't live through death to know what will/won't kill you. "And existing is basically all I do!" -Fry (Futurama)

School is all about teaching without having to experience it yourself, it helps to go through things, but if you don't have to, and you don't want to. Don't. :)

cuts

I'll give you the whole piece!

cock sucker

I'd buy one!

made: iMac 24inch Flat Panel, 2.33 ghz Core 2 Duo, 2gb ddr2 667mhz ram, 667 Front side Bus, Wireless everything shipped!!

cloud

I'll be at the food court at 2pm!!