oh I am (much better off without her)! although I was kiding about the Lebanese dude... the rest was completely true and properly understated even...
I am amazed at the lengths i'll go to for the moments that do rock :\

as a funny side story, I swear to god that EVERY single time I say bye to her, whether I am with her or not(like msn), she finds some reason to get TOTALLY pissed at me and says she never wants to see me again... I am almost convinced she consciously needs to create drama, whether good or bad (although almost always bad)
when we were dating, we broke up almost everyday... it's almost funny thinking back on it now :)

nellboy: how's the youngin' btw?

nice more demolition!

I miss it, costumes rocks

Corn Bitch?!

sounds quite nasty

during sex? or just like that?

or you keep on saying out loud that you are!

me at Amazone: "I am SOOOOOOO drunk :P"

power peach

>:S

my hair are 99% as clean as anyone's hair... i could post why if I have to.

Dial Up internet is SO lame

I wish!!! :D
you're like Spin Master Flex

agreed!

deja vue

[pass?]

crazy new avatar frank

indeed

BPM

i'll come with all my gothic clothes on!








that's right, naked.

..some tea.



Be careful, she's not...

i'd date you but, you have a kid






and you're a guy

you are like...radical baby yeah!

I never want to give someone a chance every single time, again, and again

alternating

long hair is different from long dreads ;)

Clean your fucking dishes right away when all it takes is a five second scrub n rinse! For god's sake could this be any more obvious?! When I had roomates, the rule was "If you have time to eat, you have time to clean up after yourself!"



I feel that man, and it applies to everything, for a solid month I fed, housed and entertained my girlfriend every chance I got. I was basically a servant, even giving her cash when she needed it, and she said thank you, but of course, once when I DARED ask her to pay me back, just for that specific time, (she wanted busfare to get home and back when she forgot her buspass) she freaked out and started calling me cheap and 'obsessed' with money.
Some people NEVER fucking appreciate anything and instead of realizing they had it good, they freak out when they don't get what they want. Makes me want to punch 'em in the mouth. But i'm 100% non-violent (with women anyway) so rage just builds up. *sigh*

some people SO don't deserve what you give them, and then sometimes they deserve it, but manage to ruin it anyway :\ (by sleeping with a 30 year old Lebanese drug dealer named Arckmed)

so there we have it, with some explanation everythings comes to light and no one hates anyone anymore.
not that anyone hated anyone before... but you know, just in case.
So pussyvamp, come be my slave and I'll show you why girls like guys (I have a credit card ;) )

ah lazy saturdays

omg It's tuesday!

pass, respectfuly

Zeal
e
D

10$ for VHS, 20$ for DVD with the out takes

show a good time to

Happy birthday Cody, Claudia and Amira!

:D getting better all the time! practice actually works :P

thank you!!! btw hehehe

lol baseball ball, as opposed to a baseball of yarn

big words

lol
Hotline. does anyone remember hotline?

beauty. my profile has some new ones now

that is what I found immature...
if you don't agree, that's fine. Also, there's nothing wrong with being immature. All girls are immature anyway!



kidding, but I got you going for a second there. to be honest, I 'stalked' pussyvamp and saw some pictures of her on [ vampirefreaks.com ] that kind of pissed me off (I wonder why?) and imo anyone who dresses up hardcore goth just for the hell of it, is still pretty immature. again no offence, just MY opinion.
Anyway, do what and who you want, but I am allowed to take offense from someone who says they can barely stand men. Get it? Good.
And whoever mentioned the difference in genitals, I know. Trust me. As DMTio quickly pointed out, I was reffering to personality, eccentricity and all non IMPLICIT differences.
s'all. now. more lesbian shots
sorry for the size!

ahahahahaha

and special!

... just put out.




What do I look like? A...

:P

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bbq ;)

bliss