I compulsively care about the wrong person at the wrong time

lesbians don't take showers... or shave

shoot the demon!!!

Fuck the world, for now on I'm looking out for numero uno! Caring about people too often turns out to be a huge waste of idle time. The only thing I am changing about myself is my self respect, NEVER forget WHO YOU ARE no matter what happens because if you can't be true to yourself... you're lying to everyone.

..left me breathless.




Never trust a...

void

byob

and 5-1, was just sad.
like why the fuck couldn't we score?!

you actually need to Open VLC and drag it on though, or use Open File
not a GREAT trailer anyway

death at a rave would be pretty horrible

go habs! don't suck like vs toronto!

One of my CDJ's isn't working properly, I want to ask here first where I should get it repaired or if anyone knows of any fixes.
Here's what happened. I played a set at a party a weekend ago, nothing was spilled on them or anything. I brought them home, set them back up, but didn't use them for a week. I started mixing one day and the track in my left CDJ just stopped playing, like the time froze. This was the first CD is was trying to play, but it got through about 2 minutes of the track. So it stayed at 5:43 of the track and just wouldn't do anything... pressing Eject shows the Eject screen but does nothing, then after say about 1 minute, it finnaly ejects normally. Now it accepts CD's and says Loading for about 2 minutes, then ejects them. I tried burnt and commercial cds, all have the same result. It sounds like it just can't read them. Any ideas?

hot

noobie

I love the "First Time Books" up in the corner... so dirty!

bathroom

lol, damn I suck



learning

watch your anus

VLC

rug

dairy

..until you buy me a car.




I'm not spoiled, i'm just...

douchecore

pocket

zed

yep

twenty foot high toaster.




I could have sworn you said...

LOL

red

xactly!!!

walking stick

[ ...ca ] farters. GET HIS LEGS!!




There's more than one way to...

i'd play with his...ego

dry

kane

good hash tehre I hear

this is an absolute MUST attend event!

now I know for sure

he puts the 'join' in joint

You put the 'kid' in 'kidney'

Actually, you defined what I believe to be a different or parallele term. Irony itself means exactly what I wrote above. It was from a dictionary.
I must, however, mend one part of the example I gave. For the guy to have been ironic when he claimed to be a women, he would have had to be saying it as rhetorical device. And not simply as a lie.