me too

it's our parents faults too...

drugs are bad mmmmkkay

oh, well ok then.

I'd smoked some meth with her.

Stephen Price

country

lust

tomorrow night we see what we can do! sat was a bit disapointing, Aebischer could have done better :\

I love Christmas, or any excuse to be nice and joyful and party hard... anyone who dislikes christmas dislikes it because they dislike things that happen year round and decide to blame christmas for marketing and consumer targeted ads. Christmas is supposed to be a time to take a break and reflect and make someone happy buy giving them something useful, no one can say they don't like getting presents, no matter the occasion.

nice avatar

Way to keep healthy level of insanity in the workplace
1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits.
Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)
3. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
4. Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
5. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
6. Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
7. Determine how many cups of coffee are "too many."
8. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
10. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
11. When driving colleagues around insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep 'em tuned up."
12. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think?"
13. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a Parakeet.
14. Sit in the parking lot at lunchtime pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
15. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press-no-one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
be eight again." she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite lolly and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size!!!!!!!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get
it wrong.

was it supposed to do something?

wanna see stupid?!

she was pretty smart actually...

*sigh* don't we all

I'd ask her: "What the hell is wrong with you!?" ;)
^~^

gotta love alcohol

nipple tweakage

cianide

whole weed

I meant

flower

noice

..snow yo.




Get two birds with one...

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i'm confused... the pics don't work and I've never heard of pif

I just like the drama, the stupider the thread the less boring, but it's gotta grab people attention. For the same reason the News is entertaining... people love to see shit they hate to see

I think you should have wrote 'undead' instead. I was expecting a memorial, not an ad.

it was funny, but not tastefull...
and before you guys go all anti-racism. Family Guy, Borat, South Parc, American Dad are all very very racist and sexist at times... just keep that in mind.
Borat was great though because he never really joked about anything real, it was all completely absurb, so funny :)

only a month away, not even now

zoro

i'd show him a filfthy whore

date, fuck... all up in it yo

the valley of the shadow of death.




I took a look at my life and...

indeed! I'll post some more tonight prolly

kinda... I had a dream that it was implement and I figured it out, then woke up and exclaimed "Mother Fucker" same timeslot is a good idea, even though I can't edit the timeslot of the dude I'm doing the tag with...

nemesis

except in the metro... wait, nevermind

Is it possible to list two dj's as a Tag Team?

kkk

..your dad.



School sucks, but...

visual

yeah, censored... I mean common!!!
is it not explicit with the censoring, no..