Is it ok to fall in love with your toaster?

Rita McNeil!

Just finished Ender's Game.... very good.

With me!?

...naked downtown screaming about how much I love shoelaces.




Don't mess with the...

Chuck.



cheese or corn

date... on Thursday!

Who me? lol

i dunno, it seems after the tentacles, nothing can compete

i fucking love that movie

At Saphir, the DJ booth is at least 5 feet above everyone.

But is it the same upstairs?

succub... what the hell is going on!?

... at Electronic High 5.



Chuck Norris...

hug-x

While it is easy to acknowledge the simple yet powerful truths you so effortlessly display through the use of language specific words of lore, I no longer know what I was trying to get across like a chicken gets across the street.

I guess we could start calling it goa... at least to gain some respect...

Montreal is THE place to be... (cheese)

brings me to the front page of canadian tire

low cal tuna?

Should the DJ have to chip in?! jesus.. ;)

..a pain in my ass.




Long Live the...

The 'top-of-the-food chain' won't be able to perform anything like a university graduate could in this exhilarating game of 'make sense of those words you just wrote'.

fucking right!!

what's that?!

so who won?

can it finally die now?!

Mr. Dressup (couldn't think of anything else :})

bahamas


anal or vaginal?

*bites*

oh god :'(

that's pretty good. not so much funny as it is clever though

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs away. Quickly the bartender runs after him yelling, "HEY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!" The panda turns around and yells "Yes I can. Look me up in the encyclopedia!" So, the bartender looks up "Panda" in the encyclopedia, and it reads "Panda: increasingly rare species of bear that can be found in the eastern part of Asia. It eats shoots and leaves.”


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the light bulb has got to want to change.

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"


Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes backward and forward. Joe was ready.
The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class started, the professor announced that the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits, etc.
Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the situation, the angrier he got.
Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What a ridiculous test!" he told the prof. "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest rip-off I've ever seen!"
With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The professor was a bit shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe was about to walk out the door, the prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young man, what's your name?"
Joe turned around, pulled up his pant legs and hollered, "You tell me, prof! You tell me!"

garanteed! I have a few new albums to bust out tomorrow... awesome stuff really!

this is going to rock no matter what. Soma is great every year!!

there's prolly a reason she's been single... *cough* ugly *cough*

killed

because I also vote for the pic without the finger there

...are ready for degustation.




Be there or be...

can you afford to buy it straight up anyway?

or just hire me... I have ten fingers!!!

ssshhhhhhh!!

i'm trying to brainwash society....

How much can you bring?