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» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 1:10pm. Posted in Punch, Hug or Nipple Tweak. |
punch, for riding that bike and not sharing |
» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 1:10pm. Posted in A To Z. |
israel |
» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 12:45pm. Posted in Montreal Canadiens Appreciation Thread. |
when are they? :P |
» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 12:45pm. Posted in World Of Warcraft. |
that episode is awesome |
» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 12:41pm. Posted in National Lampoon. |
nice list |
» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 11:06am. Posted in Punch, Hug or Nipple Tweak. |
punch. |
» AlienZeD replied on Mon Jan 22, 2007 @ 12:22am. Posted in Montreal Canadiens Appreciation Thread. |
And thy team hast won!! |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 9:23pm. Posted in Font Size. |
Did everything just get huge or is it just me? |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:30pm. Posted in Hot or Sad. |
sad, and what?! yellow |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:28pm. Posted in Lol. |
F : Finally. |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:27pm. Posted in A To Z. |
tarte |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 5:26pm. Posted in Why do you rock.... |
cuz u got power over da women |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:07am. Posted in For Dolphin. |
ghey |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:07am. Posted in Word Association Game. |
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff* I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupy I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x] |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:06am. Posted in Date Fuck Or Pass. |
suck blood oooooooh |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:05am. Posted in Punch, Hug or Nipple Tweak. |
ass tweak :P |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:05am. Posted in Why do you rock.... |
cause you make the best waffles ever. ^_^ |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:04am. Posted in Hot or Sad. |
cold weed |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:03am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
stuff. |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:03am. Posted in A To Z. |
murrrvee |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:02am. Posted in Got Some?. |
Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 5:58pm |
» AlienZeD replied on Sun Jan 21, 2007 @ 12:01am. Posted in Questions Only. |
Quece ca?! |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 7:50pm. Posted in Montreal Canadiens Appreciation Thread. |
2-0 so far!! |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 4:18pm. Posted in New Reason 4.0 Synth !. |
is Reason 4.0 out? |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 4:17pm. Posted in Djette Drixel @ Jester's Court , Jan 22nd, 2007 !!. |
awesome!!! Knock em dead! |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 3:02am. Posted in Punch, Hug or Nipple Tweak. |
mmmmmm ass |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 3:01am. Posted in Questions Only. |
Was it even a competition? |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 3:00am. Posted in Tentacle Rape Thread. |
doesn't take much for YOU to call someone an SOB... If someone tried to 'rock a by' you! WWDGD? |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:57am. Posted in Lol. |
Originally Posted By DRGONZO WWDGD- what would dr gonzo do I think i'll use that one ;) Update » AlienZeD wrote on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:58am The other day I was trying to decide if I should walk or take the bus, so I asked myself WWDGD? |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:56am. Posted in Why do you rock.... |
rocks cause she's a pedophile ;) |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:53am. Posted in A To Z. |
youtube |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:52am. Posted in Montreal Canadiens Appreciation Thread. |
The Lord Of The Cup |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:51am. Posted in World Of Warcraft. |
lol What happens to a jewish guy when he gets a boner and walks straight towards a wall. He breaks his nose |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:51am. Posted in Wanted.... |
HA! you've seen it too :D |
» AlienZeD replied on Sat Jan 20, 2007 @ 2:50am. Posted in Hot or Sad. |
hot peaches I love hot peaches... beaches. bitc.. nevermind. 3AM |
» AlienZeD replied on Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 5:03pm. Posted in Lol. |
HFR : holy fucking really? |
» AlienZeD replied on Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 5:03pm. Posted in Why do you rock.... |
cause you're helmet is shiny |
» AlienZeD replied on Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 4:57pm. Posted in Tentacle Rape Thread. |
what's mahooo?! |
» AlienZeD replied on Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 4:56pm. Posted in Questions Only. |
Why do you even bother? |
» AlienZeD replied on Fri Jan 19, 2007 @ 4:55pm. Posted in Lol. |
FPRASI = Fuck Popcorn! Roll a Spliff Instead |
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