If you don't care, why are you still here?

at first I thought some people couldn't express themselves, now I know some people have nothing logical to express.

got too much information.

yo momma!

LOL

Announcer: "He's removing his trousers, now he's bending over and OOOOHHHH what a shoot! The world record has been literally flushed down the toilet."

True, but knowing the US army, their guns most likely don't have safety switches.

ehehehe. I'm still hoping she was referring the style of music and not an actual dwelling.

should be an Olympic sport.... the Poop Shoot.

which one is the real one?

dude, 8 years? that's really not healthy.

I'll beg to... whatever you want!

condoms are expensive! pill all the way!

I love irony.

Tv, it's easier.






'it's not late' or 'holy crap it's past 12:30'

ouch, outdone.


It's funny because it's hard to tell if her underarms are shaved or if she's too young to grow hair there.

This is the classic drinking game where you say something you did and whoever did it too has to drink. Now since we can't see each other drink, we'll have to use the honor system and simply SAY 'drink'. The action is supposed to go around the circle, so we'll have a virtual circle and our circle will be min 5 minutes to respond, at which point the next poster starts with 'I...' and the game continues. If that's too complicated, well you're obviously already drunk and therefore cheating.
I will start with an easy one. Remember, if you have done it too, you say 'drink' and if it's been at least 5 minutes since the last post, you start a new one.

I've had sex doggy style.

hug, cause he lives in Montreal and I'm in Toronto, i need all the affection I can get.

very!

And when?

lol

Souray scored twice! once on his own team and once with a nice slapper... good shit. Huet was solid too.

lol come to think of it, that music video probably made people realize just how fucked up their generation was. They were embarassed... poor... whoever they are.

You completely missed Regi's point! More on that later....


My utter rant of a response:
Not only is YOUR notion of love and youth still in the development process (2 years believe it or not is a short relationship in the scope of a lifetime) but you're gonna cry so hard when your significant other realizes he can do better and grows distant from you, but not only are you going to have an emotional scar but you're to have a house to deal with. Have fun and I do wish you the best!!
I say he's gonna leave you because you're naive to think 2 years means anything, and I am the 'worst case scenario' type. So if I am wrong, you'll feel accomplished, if I am right, you'll have been warned. Now back to the main point.

Regimental, as far as I took it, simply meant to say "stfu you emo children, you have you your whole life ahead of you" AND since you're still young and attractive, you will have no problem replacing the scum bag who dumps you. He never said love or true love or relationships had anything to do with age, what he DID say is to stop worrying about all this shit so early on in your lives, because there's still plenty of time to find someone else. And if that's not what he meant, then there I just said it. Although I do think that's what he meant, in so many words.

sweet, i didn't even see this page!

"That was? That people should not put so much in relation ship so early in there lives? but when then?"


NEVER for god's sake, when are you people going to learn that NO ONE can MAKE you happy? You don't FIND love, you SHARE the love you have otherwise you're asking for heart break even if the relationship is a success.
You sound like you still think love is infatuation and I REALLY hope I'm wrong because if that's the case and you're 23.... ouch. If you're not happy alone, you're never going to be happy.
Take this 'worst case scenario' as PROOF of what I am saying.

Johny meets Sally. John and Sally fall in love. Johny and Sally truly are soul mates and perfect for each other in every way. Johny and Sally are skeptical because they never fight and seem to love each other more everyday, but two years pass and they are in more love than ever. Johny and Sally truly are soul mates and perfect for each other in every way.
KABLAMMM!! Sally gets hit by a bus.
Johny's never happy again for the rest of his life.

What's the moral of the story? I'll use discrete math (relationships between accepted truths to prove or disprove a notion)
Love exists only in man's mind. Man is mortal. Therefore love is mortal.

Laymen's terms: IF you count on someone other than yourself and even IF the person has every intention on living up to your expectations. They can STILL get hit by a bus, IE shit happens. OK? Life's not fair, look out for numba one, get it? got it? good.
This has been a public service announcement. Which, I apologize, was way too long.
For more on discrete math [ en.wikipedia.org ]

BURN!!!

See!! Games DO fuck people.

That sign clearly says "TAKE TAKE TAKE"
This. is not good.

i so win

sad, records are aging technology, not saying they're bad, but they ARE on the way out




CDJs (here it comes!)

lol you could have stopped at 'homo'

oooooooo, I want some!

I so agree, fuck the rats AND the mice


plasma tv!!



souray or Huet?

ASS: Attack Sex Style!

play!!

What were you thinking? :P

back and better than ever!

Funny thought: How is it that you can pluralize the word 'one'?
Context: "Got any new ones?"

Oh common! It's a Family Guy reference... sheesh :P

2xBuck

nipple tweak... painfully!

deodorant is so overrated.

Hey! all i'm saying is that she looka lika man