is he on a crew, I've heard four people take credit for the deco there :P

Who you callin' a youngster?!

being gay and a pirate doesn't give you the right to beat your wife!!!
jesus, her eyes are as black as the kid behind her

it doesn't have to be a human dick...

Originally Posted By __PHOENIX__
Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.

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i think she likes, either giving us the finger or applying lipgloss... I can't tell

.. Cinderella III. (that was on a billboard I swear!)





Disney has become...

Gonzo hasn't posted in this thread, who are you talking to? ;)

well yeah, but it's ten times better than the movie itself... an improvement is an improvement

Decoration was awesome and the venue was pretty sweet what with sound and the bar being open till 6am. It ended too early in my opinion but everything else was great... Toronto does have some really chill people.

Believe it or not, I sorted about 20, and chose these...
ones for which I didn't laugh once didn't make it...

eyes closed yet?! good

let's do it baby...

sometimes helping someone hurts someone else...

mange!

cause you're looking at me!!! aaaaahhhhh

Would you like to be my guest?

hhuugg

kill!!!

LOLOLOLOLOL the edit button

*sniff*
that was beautiful

cuddle

we'd need a whole house for what I have plans

nice lips

...say NO!!!





The sun sets everynight but...

good

I asked like three people from Toronto, two didn't answer and you said no.

I honestly fucking hate this city.

no no! it's perfect for the irony!! if I had more time and hip hop knowledge, I'd compose a tune for it
it's open for the public though, if anyone was serious about it, you have my full support
lol
i wrote that in all of ten minutes

K = k.

wmytic : what makes you think i care

Perfect!! it'll make an excellent bad rap song then

In The Out Hole
-------------------------------
Cause I'm bored of that regular in and out
I want to do something that will make you shout
Girl this time I'm going to make you full
By sticking it all the way in the out hole

Now I have to admit that when I turn you around
I ask myself, what's this new hole I've found
I always thought anal sex was bad at first
But now I'm going to shove it in your coin purse

Lay back and relax otherwise this might hurt
We're going to do it just like Ernie And Bert
But there's nothing childish about what we do
Girl I'm gonna plug this tight part of you

(refrain)x2
I love seeing you squirm when it feels so good
Let's try something new next time I get wood
You know that part of you you want to keep shut
That's right, uh huh, sex in the butt.

The more we make love, the less I can feel
You're not as tight as before but it's no big deal
There's a part of you that will squeeze me tight
What do you think I mean? Anal Sex! That's right!

So stick that ass up, and get ready for my love
I'll line myself up and give a little shove
If we don't use lube, then I'll just use spit
Cause there aint no difference, that's where you shit.

If you think it's unclean or that I'm being mean
It Could be a bad dream or it could make you cream
One way or the other, open up your shutter
As long as there's no clutter it'll slide like butter

Now don't you even think of calling me Greek
I can take verbal abuse and turn the other cheek
The chance of feeling pleasure might look real bleek
And you'll regret it if you can't walk for a week

But on the bright side, you might find a new desire
When I push into you and set your ass on fire
PLease girl let's try and break all the boundaries
cause you can't get pregnant where there are no ovaries

I love seeing you squirm when it feels so good
Let's try something new next time I get wood
You know that part of you you want to keep shut
That's right, uh huh, sex in the butt.

second
besides the fact that a preview button is just as good as rereading your own go damn post.

good luck... really, good luck.

I'd wrap myself around her like the kitten in my avatar.

that's just your excuse for that hit and run last night

what about masturbation, is that a passion?

tags are cool... especially this one

there... there's your edit button

lol, then poor gasoline on the dance floor and LITERALLY burn the floor.

or let's go to massacussettes on a horse and then stop at an inn, and tell them that God stole our horse... so we'll get a free horse, and send them to jail because they'll say it's impossible that God stole our horse because he doesn't exist... BAM