nope

mango chowder

What news?! :D (cookies in a girl's pants is like ten times the awesome factor of a piñata full of drugs)

especially female cars, but watch it, they can't drive!

COokies?! WheRe?!

i vote democrat

should have ended that sentence on word earlier

I am Spartacus!! I mean Host One!




(don't book spartacus!)

those even look like the chicks..

now I wanna play mortal kombat

boobs!

What is the identity of this 'Bourne' you speak of?

k wait, who's going where?

block block forward foward high kick

and that my friends is exactly why you should throw good parties
you get what you work for.

also


#14 No condensation on the ceiling that drips back down onto you.

sh'ell be back

sure :) it's just chillin' in my closet till then :)

ouïe

pilz

mmm corn.






Does God care?

lick the habit

nonbril

"If plane veers downwards drastically, this is your last change to join the mile high club."

mira sorvino




too much or too little

this is how Jason rapes teens... using trees

#12 No male nudity.

Can an insult not stab you in the heart?

I'm selling my broken DJM 300, should be easy to fix and resale. Feedback builds up and makes noise, otherwise it's in great condition.

mmmmm, nibbles 'n' tits

i concur.
I don't disagree with any of the 'guidelines', it's just that you can't tell promoters how to promote their parties.
like, why don't we all mind our own business

Is the knife also at the end of a sentence?

sad, and angry







sock puppets

I could get you another, but it might take 9 months

hehe, they couldn't take me blasting psytrance anymore :P

Does he think at all?

good riddance I say

that sounds disastrous!
People don't understand how insulting it is to be told to play a different style or to take requests of music they could probably hear on Mix 96 if they turned the radio on right then.
simply wack, and dj in a separate room? ouch

fact is there's nothing wrong with parties missing anything, it's completely up to the crew throwing the event, hell they could forgo the sound system and really who are we to complain? don't like it? don't go.

now disrespecting the DJs, that's the best way to end your promoting business nice and quick, but hey it's a big city

yes :D