Posted On: | 2007-11-18 23:11:25 |
Well I got drunk on scotch whiskey and cola on Friday night. I gave my mom Red Bull and she was up til 1 am lol. I went out to the Velvet Underground and drank MORE whiskey and cola... had a shot of tequila with it. I couldnt figure out why no one was dancing near me... was it my whiskey breath? Or was it because i was smacking all skinny male asses that were within reach?? Oh well more room for me to dance around;P They played Peaches' song Fuck the Pain Away and a few others that were cool... then i stumbled out into a side street only to discover i had NO EFFIN LIGHTER!!! Thankfully some ppl walking by I asked had a lighter, i loaded up my pipe (couldn't find my rollies that day) and lit it. I offered the two lighter bearing saints a toke and they looked at me like i had three heads. I walked thru a well lit park toking away and headed for home...
Saturday my friend threw a poetry reading/ dinner party. It was fun, i didnt read any of my writing out loud cuz I'm chicken shit. I also havent done it much before... why cant i read my personal writing out loud but i post it on the internet? I have no problems with singing at karaoke in front of strangers who are openly laughing at me but the idea of ppl laughing at my cheesey writing is too scary for me... i smoked everyone up at the party and they all looked like they were going to fall down after a while mwa ha ha ha... then we all ate EVERYTHING in the kitchen we could get our hands on!
It's Sunday now and i had to rush over to my sisters place cuz Kitty Kat was crawling around in the ceiling boards and fell in (cuz he's a 16lb cat and not very bright). He smashed an antique candy dish and really sliced his paw open so I'm watching over him until i can get him to the vet tomorrow...