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Collateral Crack
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| Hi.
last night we couldnt sleep, so I thought a joint might help the situation. We ventured down st-denis, direction couche-tard for munchies supply. And of course, to find some sketchy nasty weed. (yes we were that desperate, it was 4 am)
no one's on the street at 4 am on a wednesday night. Only crack dealers. No pot. aanyway.. so this one crackhead/dealer/deadlookingfucker says he can hook us up with some. we walk a couple blocks, and asks us for the $. He says he'll be back in 5 min, slips something in elisa's hand "I'll be back in 5, dont worry.. here's a quarter".
To our suprise, it was a crack rock. COLLATERAL CRACK?! LMAO. We stood there laughing our asses off for a good 15 min. The crackfuck never came back.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. All I wanted was a joint to fall asleep, and here I am with a 10$ crack rock?
WOW.
Talk about weed being a gateway drug.
Oh and just for the record: we did NOT smoke it. EW. |
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| BEST STORY EVER! |
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| just eat it
never give money liek that
...stooopid |
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| i love you toby lol! yes heheh thats awsome |
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| thats the best story i've heard in a long time |
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| Yeah I wouldn't trust any weed from someone who sells crack anyway... funny |
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| these bastards are the worst |
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| *lol* tha'ts actually hilarious |
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| hahaha
only toby toby toby could have something like that happen to her.
best story EVER> |
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| thread |
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| haha. so true caro. hahaha..
oh well, the story was worth the 10$. |
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| :S |
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| what happened with the crack rock in the end ?
imma gonna smoke it if anything ..
NOT ! |
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| we stared at it for a while.
flushed it down the toilet. laughing. |
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| smoking crack? psh, wussies. |
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| HAHAHAHA.. Wow toby.
i should check this section more often. |
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| crack is wrong |
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| meth is right |
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Collateral Crack
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