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Shit , I Got A Strange E-Mail ... Read .
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:25am |
 Coolness: 13345 | Dear Sir,
Listen and read carefully, I found your contact from the chamber of commerce and lndustry here in my country, and that why is why I have decided to involve you in this transaction o.k, I am a woman of substance and of great importance to my nation and the society in general. l guess you must have heard much about that, I will not like to entertain any act of unseriousness from you in this transaction o.k. You must take instructions from me at all time and for security reasons you will only communicate me only by my e-mail for now o.k. In briefy introduction, I am Mrs Louisa Ejercitor Estrada, the wife of Mr Joseph Estrada the former president of Philippine located in the south East Asia. My husband was presently impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and senate. During my husband’s regime as president of Philippine, I realized US$ 65.5 Millions of dollars from various contract projects I executed successfully. I had planed to invest this money in real estate and industrial production. Now I have used diplomatic means in moving this money to a security Agent in Europe as family valuables, they do not know the contents of the boxes o.k. except you and I. Now if you agree to carry out this business, I will give to you the information of the security Agent and you will be there to clear the boxes o.k. There is no risk involved o.k, you will see the money for your self before any thing, then you will open an account there and pay in the money after you have cleared. My husband is facing trails here with the Philippine government so my family’s life style is restricted and all my phone and other contacts are monitored by the Philippine authority. I will offer you 20% of the total fund if you safely clear this money from the security Agent, you must keep this business secret and confidential, not even your partner must know about this o.k until you are through with this business. Once again, I want you to be honest, and faithful, I shall delegate my Attorney in Swissland to meet with you in Europe upon your arrival o.k. So you must confirm your ticket to Europe, immediately and leave in two days time o.k, so confirm your ticket and after which I will give to you the contacts of the security Agen in Europe o.k. I hope we will build a solid business relationship, waiting to read from you shortly o.k. Alternative email: Regards and God bless. Mrs. Louisa Ejercitor Estrada -------------------------------- It awfully sounds like some big shit ! ... Who would follow her instructions ??? Non mais , voir que j'vais répondre pis m,acheter un billet d'avion pour l'europe 0.o' I don't wanna get there and then killed by some psycho ! It'z zcary ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:43am |
 Coolness: 340355 | sounds like pr0n spam.
she wants to get in your pants. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:43am |
 Coolness: 144920 | so, like you're friends with ambassadors and shit? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:45am |
| Coolness: 13345 | I think they take me for somebody else ... Maybe I should answer that message and play the game just to see how far it could get ...
What gets on my nerves is that she says "o.k." like ... 10 times ... it's untrustful . ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:45am |
 Coolness: 300015 | I like how they cant even spell switzerland |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:46am |
| Coolness: 13345 | Swissland ! Bhehehehehe ... she must be french or something ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:47am |
| Coolness: 340355 | or it's a fake email, and they want your money.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:47am |
 Coolness: 277125 | HAaha.. maybe its just an advertising scheme to get people to travelto europe. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:48am |
| Coolness: 13345 | I guess it's something like that ... they just don't know I've got NO money *lol* !
- hey , gimme yer money ! - Okay , here's my 25 cents :( ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:49am |
| Coolness: 13345 | heheh , you know what we should do ? Some1 here , anyone , writes her a e-mail saying that you're form the police and you know ALL about that lil' game ...
Hehehe , I guess it would be funny ! Update » AlienZeD wrote on Sun Oct 14, 2007 @ 7:37pm [video]mtl.hyperbass.com/Princess&homeboy.mpg[/video] |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:53am |
| Coolness: 144920 | But you don't wanna piss off her attorney in Swissland though... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 11:58am |
| Coolness: 13345 | *lol* true , swisslanders can be pretty dangerous ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Nov 1, 2002 @ 12:15pm |
 Coolness: 472495 | maybe you're some sort of a special communication agent for politics or something and you didn't know about it yet.... better watch out |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Sat Nov 2, 2002 @ 4:44am |
 Coolness: 92380 | hehe political intrigue spam mail is hilareous
- check out one I got FROM: ATTN : THE OWNER / PRESIDENT. DEAR SIR, FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION, THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP SECRET. THOUGH I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WILL MAKE ANY ONE APPREHENSIVE AND WORRIED, BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY.WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DUE TO THE URGENCY OF THIS TRANSACTION,AS WE HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED OF YOUR DISCRETNESS AND ABILITY IN TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF PROPERLY TO YOU.I AM MR. BELLO AHMED CREDIT OFFICER WITH THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC, LAGOS. I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN MY PRIVATE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE THIS CONFIDENTIAL TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE. THE PROPOSITION: A FOREIGNER AN AMERICAN, LATE ENGR JOHN CREEK (SNR) AN OIL MERCHANT WIH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, UNTIL HIS DEATH MONTHS AGO IN KENYA AIR BUS (A310 -300) FLIGHT KQ430, BANKED WIH US AT UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC LAGOS AND HAD A CLOSING BALANCE AS AT THE END OF JANUARY, 2000 WORTH USD30, 000,000.00 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR), THE BANK NOW EXPECTS A NEXT OF KIN AS BENEFICIARY. VALUABLE EFFORTS ARE BEING MADE BY THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANY OF THE CREEK'S FAMILY OR RELATIVES BUT TO NO SUCCESS.IT IS BECAUSE OF THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE ANY OF LATE ENGR. JOHN CREEK'S NEXT OF KIN, HE HAD NO WIFE OR CHILDREN THAT IS KNOWN TO US. THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND MEMBERS OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, THAT ARANGEMENT HAS BEEN MADE FOR THE FUND TO BE DECLEARED"UNCLAINMED" AND SUBSEQUENTLY BE DONATED TO THE TRUST FUND FOR ARMS AND AMMUNITION TO FURTHER ENHANCE THE COURSE OF WAR IN AFRICA AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL. IN ORDER TO AVERT THIS NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT, SOME OF MY TRUSTED COLLEAGUES AND I NOW SEEK YOUR PERMISSION TO HAVE YOU STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO LATE ENGR. JOHN CREEK (SNR) SO THAT THE FUND USD30MILLION WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY'S NEXT OF KIN. ALL DOCUMENTS AND PROVES TO ENABLE YOU GET THIS FUND WILL BE CAREFULLY WORKED OUT.WE HAVE SECURE FROM THE PROBATE AN ORDER OF MANDATE TO LOCATE ANY OF DECEASED BENEFICIARIES, AND MORE SO WE ARE ASSURING YOU THAT THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE INVOLVEMENT. YOUR SHARE STAYS WHILE THE REST BE FOR MYSELF AND MY COLLEAGUES FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE. ACCORDING TO AGGREMENT WITHIN BOTH PARTIES. AS SOON AS WE RECIEVE AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE IN ACCEPTANCE OF OUR MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL, WE WOULD FURNISH YOU WITH THE NECCESSARY MODALITIES AND DISBURSEMENT RATIO TO SUITE BOTHPARTIES WITHOUT ANY CONFLICT. IF THIS PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE BY YOU DO NOT MAKE UNDUE ADVANTAGE OF THE TRUST WE HAVE BESTOWED IN YOU AND YOUR COMPANY, THEN KINDLY GET TO ME IMMEDIATELY VIA MY ABOVE E-MAIL.PLEASE FURNISH ME WITH YOUR MOST CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE, FAX NUMBERS AND YOUR EXCLUSIVE BANK ACCOUNT PARTICULARS SO THAT I CAN USE THIS INFORMATION TOAPPLY FOR THE RELEASE AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSFER OF THE FUND IN YOUR FAVOUR. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CORPORATION. YOURS FAITHFULLY, MR.BELLO AHMED. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 4, 2002 @ 5:34am |
 Coolness: 686280 | w00t! My turn to get it!
FROM:MR.RAPHEAL GEZI& MRS.MONICA GEZI. JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA. 27-82-934-9593. E-MAIL:mr_george_gezi100za@yahoo.co.in PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL/BUISNESS WILL TAKE PLACE IN HOLLAND) ATTN:CHAIRMAN/C.E.O You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am MR RAPHEAL GEZI the first son of MR.MICHAEL GEZI, who was recently murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe. we got your contact through network online hence ,I decided to write to you. Before the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US$25Million (Twenty Five Million United States Dollars), in one of the private security companies, as if he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from the Security Company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the farms and establishmen of a new farm in Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act reform which wholly affected the rich white farmers and some few black farmers.This resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact, a lot of people were killed because of this land reformed Act for which my father was one of the victims. It is against this background that, I and my family who are currently staying in South Africa decided to transfer my father's money to a foreign country since the law of South Africa prohibits refugees open any bank account or to beinvolved in any financial transaction througout the teritorial zones of South Africa. As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred into without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything .All i seek for is an honest business man, whom I can entrust my future and that of my family , I must also let you know that this transaction is 100%risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family all I want from you is for you to make arrangements and come to Holland Amsterdam, so that you can help me open a non-resident account in your name which will aid us in transferring the money into any account you will nominate overseas. This money I intend to use for investment and growth in your country. I have two options for you, firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction, Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses we might incure in the process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 25% of the money while the remaining 70% will remain for me and my family.If you are realy capable and willing to assist me please contact me immediately with the above Tel,Fax or this e-mail address with which i have sent you this message.Finally, please treat this matter as urgent as possible, i'm in dire need to leave this country soonest.Thanks for your mutual co-operation, I expect your soonest response. Best Regards, MR.RAPHEAL GEZI AND MRS.MONICA GEZI. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Nov 4, 2002 @ 9:15am |
| Coolness: 13345 | *lmao* It's getting serious ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Mon Nov 4, 2002 @ 12:34pm |
| Coolness: 472495 | i suggest you don't get yourself involved in this shit... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Nov 4, 2002 @ 2:20pm |
| Coolness: 686280 | Shit, if I could aford the trip, I'd stay here and have a week long trip of my own.. :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Mon Nov 4, 2002 @ 5:51pm |
| Coolness: 13345 | I really wonder about the amount of ppl stupid enough to trust those e-mails ... 0.o, |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Mon Nov 4, 2002 @ 6:21pm |
| Coolness: 472495 | count - 1 here |
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