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Funeral Club
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:26pm |
 Coolness: 92375 | Me and Simon have started up this idea to make sure we all get good attendences at our funerals.
You see, you never know when you'll be dead: the red light you decided to jaywalk? bet you never expected some drunk 17 year olds to be cruising around at that hour. or that alleyway you decided to cut through? didn't notice that gun toting methhead hallucinating flying bats shooting out of your head, did you. But why stress, when you can know that whatever happens, at least your funeral will be one hellava party? So heres how it works: me and Simon will both attend each others funerals, whichever comes first. by joining this club (simply state "i join the funeral club" in this thread) BOTH me and Simon will attend your funeral, in exchange for you attending ours. so in a way its kinda good to die early, cuz that way they'll be more other alive people to come to your funeral. and oh yah suicides dont count, cuz that would like cheating and shit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:33pm |
 Coolness: 340350 | put my corpse in a dumpster.
end of story./ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:38pm |
 Coolness: 686275 | When you die ian, I'm going to scour all the dumpsters in montreal just so that I can molest your corpse. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:43pm |
| Coolness: 340350 | ....
ok, lemme amend my will. castrate me, burn my penis, THEN throw my corpse in a dumpser.. *looks at fred* .. yeeeah... sowe my asshole up with razor wire too. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:44pm |
| Coolness: 686275 | If a person were so inclined, they could use sharp things to open up their own orfices.
Imagine the amazing gang bang you could have with a surgeon present to cut new hols as more penises are added to the equation? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:46pm |
| Coolness: 340350 | *shudder x5* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue Feb 24, 2004 @ 11:58pm |
 Coolness: 201910 | didn't notice that gun toting methhead hallucinating flying bats shooting out of your head, did you.
Oh I noticed him |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 12:37am |
 Coolness: 2749325 | go watch the movie suicide club... very good movie... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 1:18am |
 Coolness: 174775 | fred's comment were mighty disturbing |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 1:21am |
 Coolness: 201215 | DUDE. i am so down for attending poinsoned candy's funeral.
I JOIN THE FUNERAL CLUB. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 1:31am |
 Coolness: 153195 | yeahaheheh *nervous laugh* okayyyy.
We'll start with the next person who posts in this thread. what's a murder between friends anyways... right? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 1:49am |
| Coolness: 686275 | Originally posted by BLEEDING.THROUGH...
fred's comment were mighty disturbing Great idea though, isn't it? You can have a one-girl gang-bang with at LEAST 12 guys having their own hole to fuck! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 1:50am |
| Coolness: 153195 | Meh, I can'T be at everyone's funeral if they just post in this thread... this has to eb a hand shake. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 3:49am |
 Coolness: 103450 | Originally posted by THOG...
go watch the movie suicide club... very good movie... Suicide Club is ok, but sitting in dat Concordia auditorium was an injurious experience. --(seen at last year Fant-Asia) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Wed Feb 25, 2004 @ 1:42pm |
 Coolness: 142050 | i'll party at anyone who wants me too's funeral
i just hope people party at mine, and i'm fully serious |
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