Coffee = Addictive Drug
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| This is semi-fiction
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Hi I'd like to talk about my problem...
Every friday or saturday, I meet up with a couple of friends, who shall remain anonymous... at a location, which shall remain anonymous...
When we get out shipment of beans, we place them in an Italian cappucino machine and make our black brew... Sometimes we add frothed milk.. and ussually some suger...
Then we all sit down with our cups in a circle and play some weird music and get high on coffee...
I think we have a problem... Recently, our stash was depleted and we started getting very uneasy and nervous... We began blaming each other for this... saying that someone must have STOLEN some of our stash... Our friendship was almost ruined... I went into the bathroom and cried...
Eventually we got our stash and it was all good.. we were friends again, but sadly we needed coffee to stay together... Some people might write about us on websites.. saying we are evil and paranoid and nervous people... But this is not FAIR.. THEY ARE IGNORANT... THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND.. We can drink COFFEE and lead PERFECTLY balenced lives! Why don't you just leave us alone in our upper-middle class coffee den... YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND! |
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| coffee is an addiction.
many people cannot wake up without it, and cannot last the day without having more. |
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Coolness: 201915
| I think everyone should replace their morning coffee with a morning DJNEOFORM mix... it wakes me up good |
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| hahaha |
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| im not saying ANYTHING |
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| that's a little extreme but i had to cut down A LOT on coffee because i became too dependant and it would supress my appetite and i wouldn't eat
now i drink tea :) |
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| YAY for tea - the second most consummed beverage in the whole entire world after da H2oh |
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| I switched to tea recently
I`ll keep my turkish coffee on stand-by for one of those hard to get up rainy days while i have to go to skool in the summer #%$! |
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| Man, once you start depending on something like that, you know you have a problem. Eldar, man, I think you need an intervention. :lol |
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| Coffee addict
That i am ...big time |
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| no comment |
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| i drink at least 4 cups of tea a day... mmmm... sooo goood |
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| i love my coffee...drink some right now...Tim Hoe's coffee rocks!!!!
Lee |
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Coolness: 201915
| See oliver understands... I just hope we never end up shooting this stuff up |
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| i just bought 250 of turkish blend 50/50 from coffee union
caffeine party on the shore guys! |
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| ROCK!! |
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Coolness: 201915
| soyfunk: you should join our coffee ring... I am ringleader scott, aka java the hut
But before we let you in your have to prove your loyalty by stealing money from people so we can pay for some beans |
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| I start off my day with a sweet vanilla/hazelnut blend, then around 10:00 I'll usually have breakfast in my office with a dark roast sometimes followed up by a 2nd one before my lunch hour. During the afternoon I'll either consume 2 or 3 semi-dark or brown roast coffees. Sometimes after work I'll go out and have a chaï.Then at night I either like to have my final coffee of the day which is sometimes replaced by an orange pekoe or mint tea since I don't like drinking black tea at night.
Either way I never put milk or cream in my coffee or tea (with the exception of the chaï) and yes, caffeine's very addictive...
oh yeah,... & I'll drink the occasional peach Snapple as well
...Made from the best stuff on Earth. :) |
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| Scotty P, I'm afraid I won't be able to talk to you anymore. I just don't associate myself with coffeheads. Damn sketchy bastards |
Coffee = Addictive Drug
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