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The Real Meaning Of Beef
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| because meat eaters sperm is suppost to taste bitter???
or just cause? |
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| ill just let that one hang.
you decide. |
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| ps: NO pun intended. |
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| a pound isn't THAT much meat |
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| gonna hang in ya mouth for 20 bucks? |
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| bah you can eat meat, as long as you eat acidic fruits (citrus, kiwi, pineapple - we all knew that one) on a regular basis or at least a good while before you plan on getting sucked off, you're fine.
of course if you plan a wild weekend, you can pass on the meat for a bit. but if we're gonna get into the finer points of semen taste here, you should also avoid beer, cheese (especially fort), eggplant and alot of other stuff.
fuck it i just guzzle down pineapple juice. |
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| man, am i the only one who thinks matt is desperate enough to hit on a girl who is spoken for? |
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| HIT ON?
wow if asking girls if they will gimme a blowjob for 20 bucks works.... well y not.
actually jeffy said u were pretty good... plus he said it was the only time that you would shut up.
BURN.
bahaha k sorry.
besides i dont think my gf would aprove of the transaction.... |
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| and i rest my case. |
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| "you.. rest your case?"
"oh, i'm sorry judge, that's just a figure of speech"
"caaase closed.." |
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| cause u got BURNT.
u like it crispy? |
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| Timmy:"What does your daddy do for work?"
Ralph:"He's a doctor. What does your daddy do for work?"
Timmy:"He's a lawyer."
Ralph:"Honest?"
Timmy:"No, just the regular kind!" |
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| no matt, i just thought that was highly inappropriate. |
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| haha i started again cuz vegetarians suck
lol
and ya.. |
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| oh geez.
k im sorry.
BUT THAT WAS FUNNY.
bahahahahahahahah.
k really tho.
im sorry. |
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| i'm not desperate, but, i've been know to hit on some spoken fors... |
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| mmmmmmmmmmm beeeeeeeef. *droooool*
*cant wait till saturday* |
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| Originally posted by ~RAZEDINBLACK~...
Thats corpse with gravy.
bwaha
that rules |
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| why kaf plan on getting a chuck of beef in you on saturday? |
The Real Meaning Of Beef
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