Funny Work Events
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Tue Oct 22, 2002 @ 11:39pm |
 Coolness: 73080 | I think this may be a good section for anything funny that has happen on your way to work, at work, and comming home....
I got a new job at the airport a few days ago for Relay in the main terminal, and the one on the American side. This is only my second day working there, and this guy comes up to the cash with some maple sugar and asks me, "Is this soap?"; i couldn't help it... i told him, "ohh yeah it is sir, and eat-able too!" apparently this guy forgot his glasses on his last flight.... lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 12:48am |
 Coolness: 2749320 | I've masterbated at work multiple times... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 12:50am |
 Coolness: 686270 | I used to do that. That was fun. So was drinking on the job.
"I've secretly replaced the water in my bottle with vodka. Let's see if anyone will notice I'm plastered before 12 am." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 12:59am |
 Coolness: 122120 | you know they could prbably smell it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 1:06am |
| Coolness: 686270 | No one ever noticed oddly. Then again, I always smelled of alcohol as if I used it as a cologne back then, and I was always just... Let's say "creatively diffrent". It makes me sound less like a sociopath. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 1:14am |
| Coolness: 122120 | at work the lab technician hated me and she'd always play these horrible tricks on me, and then make fun of me to my sister telling her how blond i was.. :(
it's gonna sound stupid, but if you knew how evil this man was (we'll call him "biff") you'd understand. anyways, so i sent biff a fax of lab reports that was done all wrong. so he called me and BLASTED me (even though i had nothing to do with it, i was just the messenger.) and he YELLED and YELLED til i was all scared and he was like "do them again and i want them in 5 minutes!!!" so they re-did them , and i faxed them to biff. then the bitch comes in and she's like "OH MY GOD!!! YOU DIDN'T SEND THEM YET... DID YOU!?!" and i was like "*gulp* ...yes..?" (mind you i was shitting myself, coz he would have yelled like an ANIMAL.) then she started swearing and went back to the lab, and i was all shaky waiting next to the fone. then she comes in and start laughing her ass off, and my sister's rolling on the floor dying of laughter too.. and anyways.. it was just terrible... :( |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 1:22am |
 Coolness: 300005 | I used to fuck around with a laser and a cat for hours at my old job. its so fun to make the cat run around stupidly for a red dot |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Wed Oct 23, 2002 @ 1:24am |
| Coolness: 73080 | sounds like a really rough day at work... i've had my share of "shit on the messenger" when I was working at the clinical research Institude... i feel your pain. :( |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Fri Nov 8, 2002 @ 1:30am |
| Coolness: 73080 | our cashs at Relay are computers, so for those of you that have worked cash... i've only been cashier for a week and a half... first time...
A customer that I will hate for ever because he stumpped me and i did not know what to do first. He comes to the cash, with one bag of chips, and a book. I scan the items into the computer.. i tell him how much he has to pay, and gives me 14 loto 6/49's and says, "check em" right there i knew this was going to be one of them evil customers from hell.... (he wants to pay for his items with the winnings of his loto tickets.... ugg..) 5 of his tickets he won, in all, $48 so i punch in "pay loto" and $48.... now he gives me a $2 coin and insists he wants a $50 bill. this is where I was stumpped... i had not one sweet fuck all idea where to enter in the $2 into the computer without messing up ... but this time he was getting very impatent... i had to ask my co-worker for help on this one... lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Nov 8, 2002 @ 1:52am |
| Coolness: 686270 | One time, whereI used to work, Eric Lapointe came in and I caught him doing coke in the bathroom. The usual policy is if anyone is caught doing drugs we have to throw them out in any way we see fit. But him being a celebrity, I decided to ask my boss and she said to ignore him. Damnit, I COULD HAVE KICKED THAT IDIOT'S ASS! stupid loud mouth... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Sun May 11, 2003 @ 11:29pm |
| Coolness: 73080 | this american teenager asked me if she can pay for her stuff with canadian money... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon May 12, 2003 @ 6:37pm |
 Coolness: 142045 | funny thing at work: the fact that the let me be responsible for anything |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon May 12, 2003 @ 8:26pm |
| Coolness: 149495 | a guy dropped something in the oil vats at work, and when he asked what he should do i said grab it QUICK! and he stuck his hand in a giant tub of burning oil...
i laughed... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Tue May 13, 2003 @ 5:58pm |
 Coolness: 85685 | wow your an asshole! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed May 14, 2003 @ 12:14am |
| Coolness: 149495 | hes been working there for 3 years longer than me!
i didnt think hed do it!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DaRkRaVeR replied on Thu May 15, 2003 @ 12:13am |
| Coolness: 73080 | Ouch that's gotta hurt :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Thu May 15, 2003 @ 9:39am |
 Coolness: 87745 | I used to work in a restaurant.
Id always show up crackedout, so there are many many clumsy events that happend. But the worst was when I spilled 2 or 3 glasses of water on a girl. She was soaking wet! I felt soooOoo bad, I wanted to run away... I didnt make her pay for her meal tho. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu May 15, 2003 @ 1:27pm |
| Coolness: 122120 | i'm at work- so far nothing silly has happened but i'm very excited and anxious til something does |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Fri May 16, 2003 @ 11:34am |
| Coolness: 149495 | my bosses at work didnt believe me that igot surgery... so i went to work the day i got the bandage and the stitches removed and showed my scar to my head manager... she ran off and nearly puked... that was so satisfying... stupid bitch didnt believe me |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Fri May 16, 2003 @ 1:50pm |
 Coolness: 121715 | i used to hate my job at fedex
so i called in sick all time (at least once a month) once i figured i shouldnt use the same excuse, so i said that my cat was sick next day at work i do everything i can to avoid my manager, but he runs into me and says, so i didnt understand your message, was it you or your cat that got sick? so i said with a completely straight face, no, my cat was sick so i couldnt make it to work as i was very concerned and couldnt sleep next time i just told them straight up i had a hangover... |
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