Jesus Is Coming!
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| Didn't he get a bunch of gifts from kings? Im sure he got a shiny dollar in there somewhere |
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| theres no heaven and no hell |
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| I dont know if theres a God, I dont know if theres a heaven... but onw thing i know for sure is... YOURE GOING OT HELL |
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| you go to hell, you go to hell and you DIE. |
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| Well Sarah, technically since i am an earth child and worship the Mother Goddess and not an abiding Catholic Christian in your eyes i'm off to hell even if i was the nicest, caring person around. A shame i don't believe in hell or heaven...I believe in reincarnation and the summerland...so meh. i'll be happy. |
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| Gotta love religion, if you don't buy into the right one, you're gonna suffer eternally. |
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| who was it that wanted his fax # ?
1-51HOLY-SHIT
1-514-659-7448 |
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| i'm just glad he invented this |
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| Originally posted by AZAZEL...
Well Sarah, technically since i am an earth child and worship the Mother Goddess and not an abiding Catholic Christian in your eyes i'm off to hell even if i was the nicest, caring person around. A shame i don't believe in hell or heaven...I believe in reincarnation and the summerland...so meh. i'll be happy.
i stopped reading after "earth child". |
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| you are such a snob. no indian food for you.
You must be this tall to get in my car. |
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| YOU'RE a snob- and you're height-ist.
the food is non-negociable by the way.
stay off the drugs- and the weird cults. |
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| Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...
that's cool- maybe we should have a party to celebrate- and bake him cookies and do a special dance for him- i heard jesus is into that stuff
Lapdance perhaps?
(and I'll bake you cookies instead)
!Phoenix!
"And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually." (Genesis: 006:005)
"And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth."
(Genesis: 006:012) |
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| cults? earth religions are older than the facilies of the constructed bible by those who wanted to weild power over the weak.
**thanks jesus. |
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| Don't you mean "power over the weak"? |
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| meek makes him sound like he knows more. |
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| whatever you say earth child. |
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| hahahahaha
+1 million points to the carebear! |
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| hey christian conformist why don't you go burn some other religions or go slaughter, rape and pillage other societies for your so called peaceful god. |
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| yeah, thats what i do with my spare religious time
it's alot of fun |
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| "For years religion's done nothing but divide..."
-> Gza - B.I.B.L.E (Basic instructions before leaving earth)
!Phoenix! |
Jesus Is Coming!
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