Noah'S Ark- Feburary 20th 2004
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Regimental replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:07pm |
hahhahahahah....
ohhhh..i think we started somethin.. now every time corey spins there is going to be anal beeds everywhere.... "not a bad thing" |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corey_K replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:08pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Regimental replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:10pm |
beeds you stick in yout ass to get off.....
you pull them out to cum or while your cuming.... it increases the pleasure for some people.. mostly wemon and gay people.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:10pm |
hahahahaah.... well mind i wont be around when he spins then... no matter what it is dnb 90's i dont care.. fuck that!
cus mind you god knows the amount of anal beads needed to please him.. i feel bad for candy kids now |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corey_K replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:14pm |
no no, that's beads...not beeds.
Dear Alice, What are anal beads and how do you use them? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Reader, Anal beads are a type of sex toy for both men and women to use when alone or with a partner. This toy is a good introduction to anal sex for beginners. Typically, anal beads are smooth, round spheres made of silicone or plastic. Resembling a short strand of pearls, the beads are connected to one another by a piece of nylon cord or other type of strong rope-like material, with a ring or some other type of handle at one end. Some anal beads feel soft to the touch, while others are firm and textured. The beads are inserted gently one bead at a time into a person's anus. At the moment of orgasm (or at other times), they are pulled out by the ring or handle. Another version of anal beads is similar to a dildo — made of plastic or rubber — where the shaft is a series of round spheres. Anal beads are available in various sizes. Some people — especially beginners — use smaller beads at first. Others find that larger beads heighten the level of arousal and intensity. Since the outer sphincter of the anus has many nerve endings, the sensations produced by the movement of anal beads can cause intense arousal. Once inside, the inner sphincter responds to pressure that the beads — depending on the size — may create. Some people experience pleasure during insertion. Others enjoy the sensation of the beads being pulled out when reaching orgasm as they can enhance climax. Some folks are able to orgasm exclusively from anal stimulation. Others, however, are more likely to orgasm when the anus and genitals are aroused simultaneously. Relaxation and lube are two important ingredients in any type of anal sex. This minimizes or prevents the possibility of tearing the thin lining of the rectum. It also makes insertion easier and more comfortable. Taking a warm bath can help relax the muscles in the anus, too. Important tips to keep in mind include: choosing anal beads or other toys that are smooth in texture. These will not tear the lining of the rectum. Sometimes anal beads and other sex toys have a rough seam around each bead. It's important to file these rough edges with an emery board before use. making sure that the cord is strong and that the beads are connected securely. placing the anal beads inside a condom (so that they are enclosed in a latex or polyurethane condom) before inserting them to keep them clean. It will also make it safer if you're sharing them with your partner. If you choose not to use a condom, consider buying silicone beads rather than plastic, which are porous and more likely to trap bacteria. Anal beads can be washed with mild soap and warm water and need to be completely dry before being put away. selecting anal sex toys that have a wide base or handle. This will help ensure that they remain partly outside of the anus at all times. Without this wide end, the toy can slip deep inside the rectum, making removal difficult. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:16pm |
see this is when you know you have too much time on your hands.... or in your ass in this case eh corey |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:17pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Regimental replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:17pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:18pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Regimental replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:19pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:20pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Regimental replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:23pm |
my imagination is vivid,i'll start picturing much worse shit ,that never happened...talk myself into believing it's reality and then start talkin about it as such.... |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lady replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:25pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 4:57pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 5:00pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 5:02pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corey_K replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 5:24pm |
wait a minute...
how can I just jump into the finer points of anal beads without first explaining WHY i want you to rip them to shreds? Old School Rave/Hardcore: Rave is the precursor to modern Hardcore. THIS is the precursor to modern Jungle/Drum n Bass (and Happy Hardcore). In the early 90s this is what was real RAVE music. It dominated the oldskool underground scene with spastic beats and chipmunk female vocals--influencing all latter ventures into jungle and happy hardcore. There was a sub-sub-genre of this that split-off around 93-94 that got really fucking silly, with samples of children, cartoons, and nursery rhymes, called Toytown for its infantilism. It gave birth to Candy Ravers. Happy Hardcore Happy Hardcore is like the spoiled little sibling of the Hardcore family, who got all the breaks, all the looks, all the money, all the chicks and all the successes of life without having to work for it. Just about despised by every other genre, Happy Hardcore is the most popular Hardcore music of all, with its signature chipmunk vocals and silly sing-a-long anthems and shameless hug-a-thon optimism that pisses everybody off to no end. This is the core realm of the candy ravers. Some of the stuff feels so godawfully childish that I feel like a pedophile just listening to it, but its not all bad. Truth be known: ALL the world's Happy Hardcore is made by only 12 guys, who have more pseudonyms than a shark has teeth, and who churn it out at such a feverish pace you'd almost think that there's probably a program that makes it for them. Just randomize the key values, get Sugar from YTV to sing the lyrics, and away you go. Corey |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 5:36pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Corey_K replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 6:00pm |
i wouldn't talk to that lady in person, on the phone, on the internet, or from 2 tin cans w/ some string stretched out across the universe.
meaning: she's gross. Corey |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz replied on Wed Feb 18, 2004 @ 7:04pm |
haha whatever, props to her tv show
even though its boring after you've watched it once or twice |
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