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| PLEH! |
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| LOLLL!!!! |
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| mine's more like...... ssssssssssssssssplooonk. |
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| well i'll be like:
"pllllllllll" (squeezing it out) - "eeeeEH!" (shotgun blast out my ass from 3 weeks constipation n such. |
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| You're supposed to poop once for every meal. So it makes me wonder what happens to all those ppl who poop once every 5 days. Are they like extra big turds or something? |
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| uhhhh where'd you hear yer supposed to shit that much? my ass would be red if i shat that often. |
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| My mom and anut are into newage medicine and they know a lot of stuff and thats what they say. |
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| ah, my sister's a vegan doctor.
(mwahah) |
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| once every meal? |
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| once to twice a day is fine by me, sometime 3 though, and, i don't think i've ever made that pleh noise ever |
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| meal rhymes with veal...
but ! on a lighter note! lighter is how i feel after...
MISTER HANKY THE X-MAS POO PAYS A VISIT!!!!!
iuno bout you freaks, but mine sounds like this "HIDEY-HO!!!!"
we've all heard of rudolph an his shiney nose, an we all know frosty was made out of snow... but all of those stories seem kind of.. GHEY. cuz we all know who brightens up OUR HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAYS,.,,, doodoo doo doo doodoo doo dooo... |
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| as long as you dont shit more than 4 times, yr safe. |
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| Ya see, sometimes 3 times a day. My brother poops 3 times a day too. Its so ideal. |
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| its good to poop frequently. [warning: going to get verbal] feces can cake to yr intestines if you dont shit as frequently as you should, therefore reducing the amount of necessary vitamins and mineral absorption. |
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| poop shoot *snap!* i forgot to make my poop chart... |
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| yes.
yes they are. |
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| Originally posted by SOOOPWEETEE...
You're supposed to poop once for every meal. So it makes me wonder what happens to all those ppl who poop once every 5 days. Are they like extra big turds or something?
It means they're not allowing their food to digest and more than likely puking it up instead. |
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| no, some people's digestion is weaker than others.
when its like this, you should get a colon cleaning. ive heard of it, witnissed it on tv, but never had it done (hell, i wont ever need to). they shove a thin tube up yr ass, and flush yr colon out with water and suck all the remains out. its like a huge siphon. if you only shit once every 5 days, you've got a problem and should be checked out. colon health is mondo important. |
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| ok, see, what i mean? this is gross:
"Studies have shown that the average person contains 5 to 25 pounds of waste build up in their colon. This "build up" leads to bacteria and toxins that contaminate our system causing common sicknesses and diseases. Internal colon cleaning is essential for a healthy, active lifestyle, especially in this fast paced, fast food society that we now live in." |
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| thats fucking sickening.
ya got me scared... |
Pleh
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