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Fucking Aliens
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Wed Dec 31, 2003 @ 5:00am |
 Coolness: 67220 | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Dec 31, 2003 @ 5:23am |
 Coolness: 686295 | Y'know, I just spent an hour and 10 minutes watching "I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave". It's pretty much an indie horror movie about the brother of someone who raped and killed a girl getting hit with accesory charges, goes to jail, escapes, and chains up 3 of the ppl who were at his trial, who obviously did a shitty job proving his innocence. The 4th person is his ex GF, and the 3 ppl turn out to be her boss, her neighbor and a guy she went out with once.
Now, as the guy who escaped tells her (after fucking her in one of the lamest, albeit most realistic sex scenes I've seen), he is going to torture and kill her as well. She snaps and kills him when she hears this. Turns out insanity is hereditary and her mother was insane also after getting revenge on some guys who gang-raped her. So instead of calling the cops, turns out that this chunky chick was constantly sexually harassed by her neighbor, her boss told her he'd double her christmas bonus if she sucked his dick, and the guy she went out with once got her drunk and raped her, and since insanity is hereditery because of gang rape (or something of the sort) She goes nuts and kills 'em all. She takes the neighbor, takes off his pants, makes him shit on the floor and eat it before taking an axe to him, then makes her old boss fuck his corpse up the ass and then she shoots him in the balls. Then she takes that guy that raped her, cuffs him in his bed, masturbats with a broom handle (Full detail here, no camera cutting away, and by golly she needs more than just a trim!) she procedes to sodomize him with it and then stabs him in the back of the neck with a cheap steak knife. Pretty much, this movie sucked, unless you enjoy watching a chunky chick kill a bunch of losers who can't get laid and have small dicks. I then spent 2 minutes reading the "article". I want my 2 minutes back. That was the most pointless piece of crap ever written. You need to take all those retarded "theories" and "analysis" of the government and the human race that you have, and shove them so far up your ass that you choke on them you pathetic, ignorant, self-righteous twirp. I officially present you with the following award:  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» OMGSTFUDIEPLZKTX replied on Wed Dec 31, 2003 @ 5:34am |
| Coolness: 67220 | I love you too |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Dec 31, 2003 @ 11:29am |
| Coolness: 686295 | PLUR! *hug* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Jan 1, 2004 @ 10:57am |
| Coolness: 149520 | holy shit... you need help... some form of help thats entertainng to others though... like poking with hot irons or something |
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