The 5 Stages
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| How many times a day do you go through this?
1. DENIAL --- What's the first thing you do? You try to start it again! And again. You may check to make sure the radio, heater, lights, etc. are off and then..., try again.
2. ANGER --- "%$@^##& car!", "I should have junked you years ago." Did you slam your hand on the steering wheel? I have. "I should just leave you out in the rain and let you rust."
3. BARGAINING --- (realizing that you're going to be late for work)..., "Oh please car, if you will just start one more time I promise I'll buy you a brand new battery, get a tune up, new tires, belts and hoses, and keep you in perfect working condition.
4. DEPRESSION --- "Oh God, what am I going to do. I'm going to be late for work. I give up. My job is at risk and I don't really care any more. What's the use".
5. ACCEPTANCE ---"Ok. It's dead. Guess I had better call the Auto Club or find another way to work. Time to get on with my day; I'll deal with this later." |
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| are you on drugs? |
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| god, ian, you sure post stupid shit when you're drunk. |
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| find a gun and finish the poor thing |
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| i don't get it? |
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| wait till you get a permit |
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| uhh, i wasn't drunk?
aaaaaaanyway. |
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| Elizabeth Kubler-Ross' theories are bull. I've NEVER gone into denial. |
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| lol... your doing it now |
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| doesn't mean it's bull.
tons of little kids go into denial, they can't grasp the fact that they died, they haven't come to terms with their and other peoples mortality.
i am only recently coming to terms with the fact that one day, i'm gonna die. |
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| Accepting that your going to die sucks.
Knowing when your deadline is is even worse. |
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| ohhh yeah. |
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| I go through that senario every morning, but i've yet to get to #5
she always starts for me
just need some tender loving care |
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| See white folks always worry about losing their jobs and are afraid of their supervisor as if he was god's wrath in person... being late to work now makes people stress out and flip out as if the bubbonic plague was running after them
see with me, when I go to work I don't give two fucking shits if i'm late or not. If I do get on time then me and my boss are both surprised.
white people stress over anything.. terrorism this, michael jackson that, anthrax is all over the place.. well i say FUCK that
quit your day jobs and start having some BACKBONE.. something to keep you up no matter what, you can't own anything... if a superviser starts yelling at me I cut that motherfucker with a chainsaw and feed him to the hungry ethiopian kids.. that's what you get for being a fucking snitch.. SNITCH |
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| Totally. People need to stop living in fear of other people who can't really do fuck-all to them. It's not like your fucking boss or supervisor is strapped, they're just ordinary men/women with a fancy name. Words don't mean fuck-all. People need to stop worrying and freaking out over shit that's not even important to begin with. |
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| Exactly.. see he knows what he's talking about
spooky.. grab your chainsaw, we have a maternity ward to "clean" |
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| but then again, if i work extra hard i just might be the employee of the month! |
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| if you have a rusty yet working chainsaw you can be the employee of the month any day! |
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| Striving to be "Employee Of The Month" is like striving to win the award for "Most Obedient Slave" |
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| and yet some can't even see the difference |
The 5 Stages
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