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Is That Your Menorah Or
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Fri Dec 12, 2003 @ 11:42pm |
 Coolness: 155365 | are you just happy to not see me?
HOLIDAY PICK UP LINES!--------- -------------- JING jING JING!aling ------ OHH YEAH! ahah um, whos a loner on friday night? Obviously Not me! just fulfilling my studial duties! getting a head start on january exams! looking for a HO HO HO sleazy xmas date, or an easy chanukah mate? need someone to light YOUR candle? yeah, i thought so. ADD YOURS, BUTCH! cuz holidays arent holidays without EGGNOG! or your eggs being laid by my nog? HA HA HA! *not funny _------------------------------------------------------_ -------------------------------------- *****You know what they say about guys with big ears.**** ** Some of my best toys run on batteries... ** That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there. ** Spin me like a driedel, bitch. *Like a driedel...spun for the very first time. *Wanna be spun like a driedel? Cuz i wanna spin you. HA HA HA. WOW. * Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees? *Pardon me, but those are some hot Latkes! *The opposite sex asks, "Excuse me, do you have a light?" You: "I think we already have a spark" ** One night with me, baby, and you'll be sneezin' tinsel. **I can't tell you how hard it is to be the only elf who's Jewish. **Nice sweater, I admire your dedication to Pirsumei Nissah. ^^^OH YEAH! **I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners **You make my shamash melt. **That's not Elmo, but don't stop tickling. **You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig **I'm a magical being. Take off your bra **Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you **I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight ;) Cloppity CLOP! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sat Dec 13, 2003 @ 12:46am |
| Coolness: 155365 | haha ummm, if you still wanna be my friend after this... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Sat Dec 13, 2003 @ 3:29am |
 Coolness: 202805 | im celebrating hannakah this year |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Sat Dec 13, 2003 @ 5:46am |
 Coolness: 103455 | you sure know how to rub the erratic way, Yasmine. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Sat Dec 13, 2003 @ 9:21am |
 Coolness: 122130 | i had potato latkes and these little jewish cookies (leftovers from my friend's hannukah dinner on monday). i have a new little jewish boi! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Sat Dec 13, 2003 @ 10:54am |
| Coolness: 155365 | Yey! * does merry little jewish boi jig* |
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