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True Fart Stories
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Intoccabile replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 12:16am |
 Coolness: 65540 | I tried letting out a fart in the middle of a class, kinda leaned over and tried to slowly let it go so there was no sound. Well, that fart reverbed off the chair at high decibels. Whole class laughing at me, hot chick that sat a couple chairs away included !
In fourth grade after PE, I got dared to go in the girls bathroom. So i walked in and they all stare at me, i stand there like a deer in the headlights, they stare back at me as if about to scream. Then I ripped it, the biggest black bean fart in the world. Just a big machine gunner going off in the silence. Their faces slowly changed and they were all grossed out and I began laughing my ass off at them. I left laughing while all the girls ran out crying. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 12:20am |
 Coolness: 142055 | i ripped a fart, that stank a room for more than an hour, and i'm not exageratting...at all
a friend of mine ripped a fart in the old McDs along [ St.Ca ] n guy, that, again, no joke or exageration, the entire place heard, i spit the food in my mouth out and nearly chocked, i couldn't stop laughing, because right before he was like, "oh no, i gotta fart...OH NO...i think it might be big" i have never till this day, heard a fart so loud |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 12:22am |
 Coolness: 340355 | dino farts every time i see a movie with him.
but he doesn't stop there, he points it out, then fans it towards my face, or grabs the fart and throws it at my face, repeatedly. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 1:01am |
 Coolness: 153200 | aww.. you guys are so cute....
k. I don't want to offend you man...it's just... natural. True story, family dinner with girlfriend.. atleast it'S not first impression.. but it made a bad one... like awfull, I stank the whole dining room and we had to leave for the kitchen... :( |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Intoccabile replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 1:04am |
| Coolness: 65540 | " True story, family dinner with girlfriend.. atleast it'S not first impression.. but it made a bad one... "
Hahahaha ! The worst that can happen is to fart while you're having sex ! Ruins the mood ! I once did and we had to run out of the room for some air !!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 1:12am |
| Coolness: 340355 | i had a freind tell me he was getting head once, and he forced a fart out as hard as he could.
that girl never gave him head ever again. bahahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 1:20am |
| Coolness: 153200 | ... my post was unclear... I was at her family's place... with her younger brother.
HAHA! it's not worst then pussy farts.. worst turn off ever. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 11:05am |
 Coolness: 202805 | it was grade two and i let a big one rip. Everyone started laughing and thought the chubby girl in the back did it. It was great.. ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 11:41am |
 Coolness: 86375 | ahahahaahh, i love this thread.
farts will always be funny~ one time in grade 4, a kid was reading the story he wrote in front of the class, so everyone was gathered around him, keeping quiet to hear him speak, i was about 10 feet from everybody else, back against the wall, knees near my chin, when suddenly...... eurrrrrrrrrrrrip~! everyone turned and started laughing. i felt so singled-out. ahahah, maybe that's where i get my nervous laugh from . . . |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Thu Dec 11, 2003 @ 12:59pm |
| Coolness: 149505 | its true..i fart and throw it at ians face.. its great
also... i farted on my ex's face after sex... just to gross her out.. it was great!!! |
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