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Schmuck Inc.
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| Howdy yall,
I'd like to announce the inauguration of the schmuck inc. We are here to rejunvenate your lost souls with a little magic powder. Yes and we will.
Join us and please give generously!
Thank you,
Buba Schmuck and the Fat |
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| It's ok I love you. |
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| We take payement by Visa,Cheque,Butter and used french-fry grease...
And I love you, Buba...
Let the games begin!
*Cuts Ribbon as non-present crowd cheers.* |
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| *popcorn clap*
so... is this the NA meeting? |
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| Sorry no...thats just down the hall, and right up my ass. |
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| BETTER WITH BUTTER!! |
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| Our prefered method of payment is yes, BUTTER!
Country Crock 'o' shit, I can't believe it's not Fabio. |
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| subsidiary of Sheister Co.??? |
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| FUCK MARGERINE! |
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| That sounds like a good idea.
*goes to the fridge* |
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| We actually like butter only butter payments. How the hell do u think Fat Schmuck got so fat, only eats butter. His heart is choking, but his face is smiling.
SO pay up bitches if you want your souls redeemed.
Thank you. SINcerily,
Buba |
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| NFRM is our biggest donator to now. Thank you for contributing.
Buba |
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| Yes, and with contributions like THAT maybe I wont be forced to beat the living shit out of him when I see him...quote "See HIM"...not the other way around. |
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| Time for breakfast
I figured I'd eat a toast, but dont have bread just got that butter. I guess I'll have to do like that fat schmuck |
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| Do it like you'd never done it before, bwwooyy! |
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| butter? |
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| Yes...fat like a whale, butter my buns, hun! |
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| yeehaw! Say it like it is Aisha! |
Schmuck Inc.
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