The Official Ravewave Bootycall Thread !
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Dec 18, 2003 @ 1:12pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Thu Dec 18, 2003 @ 2:05pm |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Thu Dec 18, 2003 @ 6:28pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Fri Dec 19, 2003 @ 9:27am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Fri Dec 19, 2003 @ 10:33am |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Sat Dec 20, 2003 @ 7:02pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Sun Dec 21, 2003 @ 4:08pm |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 2:59pm |
you're probably right
i'm vegetarian so i haven't actually eaten anything like that in years i was probably trying to say ha kao |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 4:04pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 4:40pm |
anyway, i'm sure yopu'd know better than i.
but veggie dumplings kick ass.. all full of ginger ... ummmmm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 9:00pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 9:59pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 10:27pm |
Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...
Little Sarah's agreement This commited relationship agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2003, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. You MUST sleep over- even if you're not tired, you have to cuddle with me and pretend you're sleeping. 2. Surprise me whenever you want. for brekkie, dinner, or whenever you can't imagine yourself living without me for another second (which should be freqently). 3. Have a cell fone so i could make sure you're okay, and call me wherever you go. If you don't see me that day, a 2 hour phone call is assumed. 4. Only "romancing" and "being tender" is allowed. 5. Sharing emotions is absolutely essential. 6. Plans are only unnecessary if you're surprising me, otherwise, i want to know when i'm going to get to see you. 7. All gifts accepted - flowers and diamonds are always good. 8. i rove baby talk, and so do you, don't you shmoopy shmoopy? 9. Asking you for comparisons with former lovers is completely unnecessary because i know you've been waiting for me. 10. As far as you're concerned- we're very much in love, and you can call me anything you want "your special woman", "girlfriend", and always remind other people that you have me. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex will never happen. Upon this event castration will occur. 12. We can each have a drawer at each other's house, just so that there'll always be variety and for the next time one of us stays over. 13. Falling asleep right after beign tender is okay because i know you'll have sweet dreams afterwards. 14. Asking whether romancing was enjoyed is uneccesary becasue it is assumed when you are in love. 15. I don't have a car, but you can borrow anything you want. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My beautiful wonderful sweet girlfriend." 17. Just cuddling is sometimes the best. 18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home. (i can't really change that one) 19. I have fruit juice in the fridge if you're thirsty :) 20. I'm not selfish, you can use my telephone anytime you need it, shmoopy. 21. If going to a hotel room, you are taking me out on a romantic evening, and it will not be less than a 5* hotel, and you're only paying because you really want to :D. 22. Don't bring any of your friends with you (i just don't like them). * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL COMMITED RELATIONSHIPS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the COMMITED RELATIONSHIP LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 10:52pm |
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