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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 9:16pm |
 Coolness: 127680 | URBAN CAMO EXP shall be the official name for my INFILTRATION tales
let's have a recap with some visuals 
so after all that jazz at saphir last night and after that jerk from ottawa, SOMEKID, said that the beatles were reggae... what the fuck right? what a piece of shit that SOMEKID: i figured that i hitchiked both ways across the country and so i shoudn't have any problems hitchiking back home to Brossard. 
and so this amateur ninja leaves all his camouflage buddies (watch how they're nearly invisible), regulates his heart beat and speeds down st-laurent towards the bonaventure express-way, with proper ninja foot stance of course, using every pole and tree to propulse himself faster. i betcha i could propulse myself towards the top of 3 floor buildings this way also; with proper ninja foot stance of course. anyways... i stop and look at that wack [palais des congre crap] they're building and figure maybe i'll iNFILTRATE inside to take a nap until the buses start in the morning. 
being an every day junglist that lives off island demands enduring many cold thursday nights after saphirs and sometimes finding weirdo places to sleep urban survival sense that i picked up on my trip across the canadian globe tell me that these stupid over-expensive building always have a weakness. ninjas like me always INFILTRATE them with such ease with proper ninja foot stance it ain't a hobby it's a necessity how does soyfunk get inside the building? all doors are locked (i tried yanking all of them really hard) there's a maintenance guy driving [a souped up zamboni around] looking real stupid, as well as presence of nasty security guards with angry batons soyfunk don't give up that easily UGHHH nah nah not on a frigging cold night like this one although the body can be heated with proper madra meditation techniques; it is always best to first consider your options and conserve your strenght 
across the street is another one of those souped up pimping building they've built BAAAAAAAM!!! access granted with proper ninja foot stance 
even soyfunk gets distracted by expensive looking electronic gadgets now let's get to business and go down ... 4 floors! YEAH NINJA RAP! 
as i enter matrix complex system otherwise known as the elemavator and the doors close shut behind me; i start getting the most wicked visuals (as seen above, cool huh?) of the world that lies 4 floors beneath these over expensive crappy federal buildings 
four floors underground. i creep through these unknown hallways, proper ninja creeping stance, and i get wicked visuals of an ancient ancestral car parking lot. UGHH 
this parking lot is HUGE i mean HUGEGGGEGEG and there's even a wicked souped up zamboni for me to break... well maybe not this time. although being spontaneous is important, focus is key on a survivalists quest for a warm place to sleep until the buses start 
the ancestral spirits of the building tell me to ARRET... NOWAY! more elevators to scope out in the morning and BAAAAMM! a groovy spot to set up camp 
all those ninja stances are physically demanding and takes a toll on the everyday junglist such as myself. and so i take a power nap *thumbs up for comfort* later awaken... i meditate and sync up my wicked psyche with that of the buildings ancestrals spirits breathing (air ventilation) survivalists are spiritual cats. how else are we supposed to go on days after days of eating nothing but peanut butter, without shower and checking email. i can tell you right now that the spirits that lie within the parking lot we're OM'ing in sync with me. it was intense. "to all my relations" i say before my prayers that comes after meditation. i give grattitude. 
and so my make my way back up to the surface, with proper ninja foot stance and walking around really invisible 
the doors; they open from the inside and obviously they're unlocked during the day but what's the point of exploring a building when you're allowed to be there. i leave that for yuppie girls that write BORING ASS articles on [ mtldnb.com ] about how much they're cooler than everyone in the bar scene... get a job! don't get me wrong. [ mtldnb.com ] is a most excellent forum for the everyday junglist not yuppie bar girls. electro haircuts aren't cool. get a haircut! 
y'all thought i was gonna leave the building just cause that door was opened hhhuhh?! yeah right! MORE INFILTRATION COMING RIGHT UP AROUND THE CORNER! 
as i dodge a few maintenance guys... they're blinded by my invisibility and so i'm in these sketchy maintenance hallways panoramique is on the 7th floor... eeeexxcellent! enter the pimping freight elevator 
arrive on the 7th... but i also hear the passenger elevator ascend and stop on the same floor. i assume invisible foot stance; a security guard steps out and looks down the other way. i surprise him by saying "hi, where's the panoramique" and he figures i'm up there taking photos... which is a federal offence but he's alright about it cause we're cool like that and decides to just escort me outside. i tell him how easy it was getting inside the building and he told me that it's cool if i decide to crash in the parking lot as long as i dont go into the [palais des congre] itself after closing hours. 
THE END |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eltopo replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 9:49pm |
 Coolness: 63820 | that was amazing:O
i wanna be you |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 10:04pm |
 Coolness: 66900 | haha that's a wikkid story! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» somekid replied on Fri Nov 14, 2003 @ 10:45pm |
 Coolness: 85915 | yay for urban exploration!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 12:22am |
 Coolness: 202135 | how long does it take you to hitch to the shore ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 2:01am |
| Coolness: 142275 | that's the dopest shit this i've read in a long time. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 8:14am |
 Coolness: 686500 | Big up Sammy! That was dope!
Now when do we get picture stories of your adventures out in the wild, savage, danger-ladden wheat fields of canada? :D |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 1:13pm |
 Coolness: 203025 | man your crazy.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zeek replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 1:24pm |
 Coolness: 43895 | man, that rocks
i know you work best alone but you have to bring someone with a videocam next time ;p |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 1:26pm |
 Coolness: 161455 | wicked adventures Sam :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 1:49pm |
 Coolness: 92600 | haha this is fucking beautiful...all of course wit the propa ninja foot stance! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eltopo replied on Sat Nov 15, 2003 @ 3:45pm |
| Coolness: 63820 | someone gimme a videocam
i wanna go |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 3:01pm |
| Coolness: 127680 | i just wanted to make a public statement concerning my remarks of a certain demographic aka yuppie girls with goofy electro haircuts
on a purely psychological level one might be compelled to observe that such remarks are a reflection of my own insecurities about yuppie girls with goofy electro haircuts. in essence after a great deal of introspection i have concluded that this is an incorrect statement in fact, i have come up with a radically different conclusion; i'm just jealous that you girls can write articles with alot of complimacated words... i bet you don't even use spell check and well sometimes i wish i had a yuppie girlfriend with a goofy electro haircut to hold hands with in proper ninja foot stance just like a weezer song [picture me as River Cuomo] Question: I thought Sage was a B-boy in his B-boy stance looking for a b-girl who wants to dance? Sage Francis: Yeah, I am. I'm pretty good with my stances... it's just what comes after the stance that gives me a problem. I'm looking for a B-girl who is willing ot teach me boogie, uprock, floor work, power moves, etc. No slow motion B-girls please... I want a girl who is willing to sacrifice her body for the art. thank you sam soy |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» BA_Baracus replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 4:06pm |
 Coolness: 121945 | niceup!
you should work for TQS news or someting |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 5:08pm |
| Coolness: 161455 | goddamn yuppies with electro haircuts |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 11:22pm |
| Coolness: 64815 | dude
you rule |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon Nov 17, 2003 @ 11:45pm |
| Coolness: 142275 | Front on the electro cuts but Lamp with the people underem' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JunglistMurdah replied on Tue Nov 18, 2003 @ 12:46am |
| Coolness: 46825 | sam that was amazing. you documented a day in the life of you on on ravewave, you are a god. and you sure love your digi cam!!
halla to the shore!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cloud9ine replied on Wed Nov 19, 2003 @ 8:02am |
 Coolness: 139630 | i leave that for yuppie girls that write BORING ASS articles on [ mtldnb.com ] about how much they're cooler than everyone in the bar scene... get a job!
*dies laughing* thats hilarious on so many levels. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MariJane replied on Thu Nov 20, 2003 @ 4:32pm |
 Coolness: 55275 | the things that south shore kids do while waiting for the first bus in the mourning!
reallly made me laugh sam...brought back some of my old memeries... the joys of being from the shore! |
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